Threats...

Bet some of them are because of that damned bug in your sig line.

-- hand fly swatter to Jo --

This should keep you safe.

Jo said:

I have received a number of death threats lately, so won't be posting for a while until things are sorted out. ((Hugs)) to all.

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It is my sincerest hope that you are not serious. Otherwise, I'd have to put on that darned super-hero cape and mask! They make me itch.

It's that day Down There already. I hope that's all it is...

Perks said:

It's that day Down There already. I hope that's all it is...

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You and me both.

Jo, don't do this to me. I worry.

Is this an April Fool's joke?

And that bug in your sig line is scaring me. And causing me to keep wiping my screen.

Jo said:

See here. And here. Or here. And even here.

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Pssst.

I'm supposed to send you a message:

oh, don't let it bug you

I bet that doggie will protect you, Jo, but hope you're kidding.

Jo said:

See here. And here. Or here. And even here.

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Wow. Those threats sound serious. You should hire a body guard, or at least lay low for a while. Hope you manage to stay safe!

Nah. Now you're so cute and fluffy, no one would want to hurt you.

Yeah, it's for your own good you're pink and chubby now...

Noooooooooooooooooo! :flings self in front of screen in movie-slo-mo:

Jo said:

Says the pink, chubby one...

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Works for me.

I swear this thread smells like Raid.

Joe270 said:

I swear this thread smells like Raid.

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You got a death wish then, Joe?

*eyeballs Joe's avatar*

And you're not quite pink enough. I think Poet's online...I might have to pm him and see if he can fix you up, too...

Why not? Maybe we should invite the whole "Attacked" thread to PM him.

Wait.

Bad idea.

I can only imagine what he'd do to us if he got that many PM's. Barney? Teletubbies? Do we really know the depths of depravity yet to be plumbed here?

Watch and wait. That's the ticket.

Jo said:

Heh. I'd love to bug him. He can't hurt me none. We're Assies. Assies, I tell ya. We stick together like flies on flypaper.

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Oh, Jo. You're gonna get sparkled for sure now.