Live! It's Absolute Idol!

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Announcer guy: Now it's time for the number one show on local access cable....

Absolute Idol!

AG: Before we get started, let's meet our judges...
Judge #1 is Mr. Shakespeare (S)
Judge #2 is Ms. Rand (R)
Judge #3 is Mr. Nabakov (N)

*applause*

S: Thanke you AG, 'tis lovely to be or not to be here with you and oure other esteemed Judges

R: You are wasting my time. Begin.

N: Mmm..,mmm...dos anyone have some cheese?

AG: Allright, our first contestant is, let's see if I can read the name right...
Ms. Lacy Underalls!!! *applause*

*Ms. Underalls reads*

S: Forsooth, those shoes are but a nightmare, and yon hair, hast she no brush?

R: It does not matter, except that she is prettier than me. No, she may not advance.

N: *Buuuuurp* Give me your hankerchief William!
 

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Heheh
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(Was Nabokov a cheese-fiend?)
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