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davids
03-28-2008, 05:58 PM
:snoopy:I have decided to make a life style change-I have decided to give up my leyebidinous libertine ways-the Ferrari's the yacht-the mansion-the little ladies lusting after my steel-hard marginally elderly body!

Yes I have decided to give back to the community of life that has so richly rewarded me and become an aqua-bio-degradable Petunia Farmer. I have purchased the necessary property-somewhat damp which someone told me was important for this life change project-so if you are insPeyericated by this wonderful change about to happen in my life-I would be interested to know if you in fact have ever done such a thing or if in fact you are prepared to give up your Ferrareyes and your many pool boys and girls and follow me in the righteous path of self approbation-Oh and in case you did not realize it----------:snoopy:


HAPPY SILLY FRIDAY!!!!

Little Red Barn
03-28-2008, 06:01 PM
happy Silly Friday, luv! I'm not giving up anything but the South Hampton summer house ;)

davids
03-28-2008, 06:03 PM
alright the kimmster-but at least you are willing to suffer the pangifications of outrageous silliness with the old lobsterino-we could meet on the promentory of passion, look out over the still ocean of our lusts and give it all up for Lentificatory promulgation-then again that might be too silly-hey if I cannot flirt which you who the hell can an old fart flirt with right kiddo?

quickWit
03-28-2008, 06:05 PM
hey if I cannot flirt which you who the hell can an old fart flirt with right kiddo?

I hear Haggis is available.

rhymegirl
03-28-2008, 06:05 PM
I'll never give up my pool boy.

davids
03-28-2008, 06:07 PM
I did the Hagster the udder day-hey life is full of very small disapperntmints aint it-as to you Rhyme-well hell I cannot blame you but I am at least marginally disappointed as you could at least give him up for three or four minutes-hahahahahhahahahhahahhahah!!!!

Jongfan
03-28-2008, 06:11 PM
Ok.. Theodore Anderwandt.. what the hell did you do with David???
Do not sell off his Trawler just yet.. David would never give up the sea nymphs..

aliajohnson
03-28-2008, 06:16 PM
Happy silly Friday, everyone!

I have to work, I'm afraid. But only for a bit, and then I'm off to see my friend's brand new baby! :hooray:


And I'm with Rhymegirl. The pool boy stays.

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 06:27 PM
I get dibs on the Ferrari and the yacht -- they would look so cool in my back yard (and make some people insanely jealous ;)) Oh... yeah... Dave... um, how's it going? You okay this morning?

A.M. Wildman
03-28-2008, 06:29 PM
:snoopy:I have decided to make a life style change-I have decided to give up my leyebidinous libertine ways-the Ferrari's the yacht-the mansion-the little ladies lusting after my steel-hard marginally elderly body!

Yes I have decided to give back to the community of life that has so richly rewarded me and become an aqua-bio-degradable Petunia Farmer. I have purchased the necessary property-somewhat damp which someone told me was important for this life change project-so if you are insPeyericated by this wonderful change about to happen in my life-I would be interested to know if you in fact have ever done such a thing or if in fact you are prepared to give up your Ferrareyes and your many pool boys and girls and follow me in the righteous path of self approbation-Oh and in case you did not realize it----------:snoopy:


HAPPY SILLY FRIDAY!!!!


You drank the water didn't you?

Bmwhtly
03-28-2008, 06:32 PM
*puts shirt on backwards, with a tie on his back*

*Walks backwards into thread*

!!!!!!!!!!!LLA'Y ,YADIRF YLLIS YRREM

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 06:34 PM
There once was a lobster named Dave
Bout whom all the women did rave
He gave up having fun
Grew petunias in sun
Now he writes scary books from his cave!

Jongfan
03-28-2008, 06:41 PM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h168/gr8ful_drie/AAAA0014.jpg

Wow, he's serious.. look at what now surrounds our David

DWSTXS
03-28-2008, 06:53 PM
I'd like to try and give up something this year. Poverty.

czjaba
03-28-2008, 06:56 PM
Dibs on Kimmi's South Hampton summer house!!

Happy Silly Friday, Y'all!

rhymegirl
03-28-2008, 06:57 PM
-as to you Rhyme-well hell I cannot blame you but I am at least marginally disappointed as you could at least give him up for three or four minutes-hahahahahhahahahhahahhahah!!!!

Nope.

Cranky
03-28-2008, 07:16 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/28/icanhazferra128511909990625000.jpg

dobiwon
03-28-2008, 07:23 PM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h168/gr8ful_drie/AAAA0014.jpg

Wow, he's serious.. look at what now surrounds our DavidIs that you David, peering out from under the second rock from the left?

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 07:26 PM
http://gilesbowkett.com/images/seen_the_light_dog.jpg

DeborahM
03-28-2008, 07:31 PM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h168/gr8ful_drie/AAAA0014.jpg

Wow, he's serious.. look at what now surrounds our David


At least David's not underneath pushing them up!!!

Happy Friday, Silly!

writerterri
03-28-2008, 07:41 PM
:e2steer:Lobster sailing...

EriRae
03-28-2008, 07:46 PM
Happy silly Friday, all :D I'm impressed that you can tell what that lobster is saying. Davids, love ya, but you lost me at leye...yeah, whatever. ;) My brain doesn't work as well as the rest of the writing world. Of course, I have been awake for over 24 hours.

Salem
03-28-2008, 07:50 PM
I'd rather have petunias than a Ferrari. :D

Cranky
03-28-2008, 07:54 PM
I'd use the Ferrari as a planter for the petunias, to be honest. I mean, drive that monstrosity? With gas at these prices?

Hells no!

Cranky
03-28-2008, 08:18 PM
Is that you David, peering out from under the second rock from the left?


Good golly! You know, it really does look like some sort of creature is climbing up outta the ground there...

*scribbles notes*

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 08:21 PM
Dave's ferrari has only one horse under the hood

http://www.berro.com/_funny/funny_ferrari_picture_horse_red_car.jpg

well... okay, there wasn't room under the hood, so he keeps it in the back seat.

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 08:22 PM
I think he's planning on tradin up though

http://www.fquick.com/images/articles/8161.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 08:25 PM
although this might be the better buy

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/hello-kitty-ferrari.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 08:26 PM
The last one comes with built-in air bags

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/41/Lolo_Ferrari_-_Mutter_Courage.JPG/402px-Lolo_Ferrari_-_Mutter_Courage.JPG

DeborahM
03-28-2008, 08:37 PM
The last one comes with built-in air bags

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/41/Lolo_Ferrari_-_Mutter_Courage.JPG/402px-Lolo_Ferrari_-_Mutter_Courage.JPG

OMG! Those look like they would hurt her back...but then again if she slept on her back she wouldn't have to worry about side pillows!!!:roll:

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 08:39 PM
OMG! Those look like they would hurt her back...but then again if she slept on her back she wouldn't have to worry about side pillows!!!:roll:
if she slept on her back, she might not have to worry about breathing, either!

actually, how the heck would she sleep?:Wha:

Cranky
03-28-2008, 08:46 PM
I'm betting it's something along these lines...

http://www.craftmatic.com/images/model3_inset.gif

DeborahM
03-28-2008, 08:48 PM
if she slept on her back, she might not have to worry about breathing, either!

actually, how the heck would she sleep?:Wha:

That's a very good question! Propped up with pillows all around? Even under, so they won't sag? Dang, that would really hurt!

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 08:50 PM
That's a very good question! Propped up with pillows all around? Even under, so they won't sag? Dang, that would really hurt!
She should maybe consider some shares in duct tape

http://ducttape.pbwiki.com/f/shrine.jpg

Cranky
03-28-2008, 08:50 PM
That's a very good question! Propped up with pillows all around? Even under, so they won't sag? Dang, that would really hurt!

http://www.oldenburggroup.com/images/Crash%20Crane.jpg

nerds
03-28-2008, 08:57 PM
http://www.thecapeescape.com/Pictures17March2005/PetPictures/New_Folder/Apalach_Shopping_-_Petunia__For_Pets_and_Their_People_.jpg

A.M. Wildman
03-28-2008, 08:58 PM
I'd use the Ferrari as a planter for the petunias, to be honest. I mean, drive that monstrosity? With gas at these prices?

Hells no!

If you can afford a Ferrari you can afford the gas. ;)

Cranky
03-28-2008, 08:59 PM
If you can afford a Ferrari you can afford the gas. ;)

True. But I'm inheriting davids castoff Ferrari here, so I'm still just a humble SAHM. No giant gas budget for me, alas.

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 09:01 PM
http://www.berro.com/_funny/funny_ferrari_picture_horse_red_car.jpg



It looks like it runs on methane, though....

Cranky
03-28-2008, 09:05 PM
It looks like it runs on methane, though....

Fuel of the future, doubt it not.

A.M. Wildman
03-28-2008, 09:15 PM
True. But I'm inheriting davids castoff Ferrari here, so I'm still just a humble SAHM. No giant gas budget for me, alas.


Trust me... you don't want David's cast off anything :wag:

davids
03-28-2008, 09:21 PM
hey all you kids and welcome i been out handling me bio petunias-A.M. you might want to reconsider your statement above-i have many cast offs that people are eager to touch-to hold-to own-to have and to hold in eyemmancipatorial anticeyepation-just thought i would trow dat out-i have been thinking about getting rid of the testicalerossa for some time-a miseryatti is more bio inflateable-Dave---i will not be around for a while not that it matters-i have these women chasing me around me petunia bio sphere-what a man has to put up with these days-and Don-that is the numble nugget monster from Des Moines you see stickin its hayd up beehind dat wock!!! or is it the nimble nudgitater?

A.M. Wildman
03-28-2008, 09:26 PM
A.M. you might want to reconsider your statement above-i have many cast offs that people are eager to touch-to hold-to own-to have and to hold in eyemmancipatorial anticeyepation-


Smells fishy... :tongue

davids
03-28-2008, 09:29 PM
Smells fishy... :tongue


so maybe you expected odyouare du butt flex from a lobster?:Shrug:

A.M. Wildman
03-28-2008, 09:33 PM
so maybe you expected odyouare du butt flex from a lobster?:Shrug:

Ahh I see. Too much money on the Ferrari and not enough for a bottle of stink pretty. ;)

Cranky
03-28-2008, 09:35 PM
so maybe you expected odyouare du butt flex from a lobster?:Shrug:

Oh my stars.:roll:

benbradley
03-28-2008, 09:36 PM
http://gilesbowkett.com/images/seen_the_light_dog.jpg

Is that a runaway? Those eyes look familiar...
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i274/yetanotherboardie/050505_blamingMinorities_vmed_4pwid.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 09:38 PM
so maybe you expected odyouare du butt flex from a lobster?:Shrug:
http://www.mydogbliss.com/images/yhst20219194181796_1902_5612117 (http://clamhead.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/yhst20219194181796_1902_5612117)

Cranky
03-28-2008, 09:42 PM
A man of davids taste and dignity (shhh, stop laughing, you lot!) deserves sumpin fancy for his eau du buttflex.

http://www.mielkesfarm.com/images/lacis/pomander.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 09:48 PM
http://cidutest.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/lol-lp.gif

JoeEkaitis
03-28-2008, 10:01 PM
http://images.bridgeman.co.uk/cgi-bin/bridgemanImage.cgi/600.KW.3447320.7055475/234264.JPG
"You . . . you brought a GUN?! That's not fair! You're supposed to
smash their li'l skulls with your front paw!"

truelyana
03-28-2008, 10:06 PM
Lovely of you to share davids. You are always a very loyal and honest lobster. Here Here to you, in a little drinky, and happy friday to you too. :D

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 10:14 PM
No more little drinkys for these guys

http://s145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/2funny2b/myspace/pic10/tooofunny10195.jpg

Cranky
03-28-2008, 10:18 PM
Did someone mention booze?

http://artm-friends.at/rm/foto/classicdrinks.gif

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 10:20 PM
Did someone mention booze?

http://artm-friends.at/rm/foto/classicdrinks.gif


http://dl6.glitter-graphics.net/pub/56/56796nqq3v9lwth.gif

Jongfan
03-28-2008, 10:23 PM
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w234/hjsofnyc/scotch_glass.jpg

Cranky
03-28-2008, 10:24 PM
Ahem.

You know guys, I'm really not a lush. Swear!

HIC!

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 10:28 PM
some food would be good with the drinks

Here -- 'Poor Man's Lobster'

http://www.krisweb.com/kriskootenai/krisdb/html/krisweb/westslope_cut/westslope_cutthroat.jpg

(Canadian style)

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 11:14 PM
Hmm, no one else wants to be silly.

http://www.enews.org/blog/_pics/lolcat.jpg

Cranky
03-28-2008, 11:17 PM
I'm still getting over the psychedelic fish, reigning. Wowza!

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 11:36 PM
Anyone seen Turkey around lately?

http://www.myspacegraphicsandanimations.net/images/funny-thanksgiving-turkey-cartoon2.jpg

Cranky
03-28-2008, 11:37 PM
Wouldn't know...I was self-banned for a week until yesterday. Hmmmm.

Yoo hoo! Turkey!

http://www.klamathriverwoodworks.com/images/My_Turkey_Calls_00022.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
03-28-2008, 11:42 PM
Speaking of lifestyle changes...


http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures13.jpg

Cranky
03-28-2008, 11:47 PM
Speaking of lifestyle changes...


http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures13.jpg


:roll::roll::ROFL:

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-29-2008, 12:03 AM
::OFG rushes in::

I haven't missed it, have I? Silver King's workin' me to DEATH!

davids! Darlin'! Happy Silly Friday! And same to all youse other Silly Fridayans!

DeborahM
03-29-2008, 12:06 AM
::OFG rushes in::

I haven't missed it, have I? Silver King's workin' me to DEATH!

davids! Darlin'! Happy Silly Friday! And same to all youse other Silly Fridayans!

Tell SK, to take a fishing trip and I said so! :hi:

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-29-2008, 12:08 AM
No! Nonono! If he goes on vacation, I'll have to do ALL th--

Wait.

I AM doin' all the work!

Silver! Getyerscalyself IN here! Stat!

reigningcatsndogs
03-29-2008, 12:14 AM
No! Nonono! If he goes on vacation, I'll have to do ALL th--

Wait.

I AM doin' all the work!

Silver! Getyerscalyself IN here! Stat!

Jiggle some of these in the water - it usually seems to help get him in here.

http://www.anytackle.co.uk/products/15.jpg

Mind you, jiggling damn near anything works in a pinch, whether you're looking for fish or crustaceans.;)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-29-2008, 12:28 AM
Here's some!

http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/Giggling-Girls.JPG

DeborahM
03-29-2008, 12:28 AM
No! Nonono! If he goes on vacation, I'll have to do ALL th--

Wait.

I AM doin' all the work!

Silver! Getyerscalyself IN here! Stat!

Sorry...had that thought backwards.

SK! Where are you?? Hiding on the boat? Get in here and help OFG out!!

Men! I still believe testosterone should be a controlled substance...

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-29-2008, 12:38 AM
Here's some!

http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/Giggling-Girls.JPG

Jiggling?

OH!

I thought you said 'giggling'!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-29-2008, 12:39 AM
Sorry...had that thought backwards.

SK! Where are you?? Hiding on the boat? Get in here and help OFG out!!

Men! I still believe testosterone should be a controlled substance...


http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/jfa0166l.jpg

DeborahM
03-29-2008, 12:41 AM
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/jfa0166l.jpg

Yep, that's about it! Thanks for the silly, OFG!

davids
03-29-2008, 12:49 AM
girls now if I WAS A MODERFLATOR I WOULD HAVE TO REPRIMANDIFY YOU ALL-BUT SINCE I AINT AND NEVER WILL BE-BLOODY WELL CARRY ON LADIES-I AM WORKING IN THE PETUNIA BIO FLAVINOID GARDEN OF ILL DESIRE AND WISHED FOR THINKING OR PUREEYEYOUAL THOUGHT YET INDIGNANT LUSTIFICATION!!!!

Jongfan
03-29-2008, 12:58 AM
::OFG rushes in::

I haven't missed it, have I? Silver King's workin' me to DEATH!

davids! Darlin'! Happy Silly Friday! And same to all youse other Silly Fridayans!



OFG, your Fridayan slip is showing

Just show Silver King one of them fishes and he'll be " Oh shiny" then you can sneak out

reigningcatsndogs
03-29-2008, 01:03 AM
http://www.haverford.edu/psych/ddavis/p109g/fslip.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
03-29-2008, 01:13 AM
Silver! Getyerscalyself IN here! Stat!


Thought you could use some help in tracking SK down.

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/11/funny-pictures-aquarium-dinner.jpg

oops... or maybe we just found out why he isn't here?:e2cry:

reigningcatsndogs
03-29-2008, 05:37 AM
The whole site down? For hours?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EUR/1155-8017~I-Didn-t-Do-It-Posters.jpg

(but I thought I might have)

Komnena
03-29-2008, 06:18 AM
I'm not giving up the Duesenberg and the Bugatti, to say nothing of the Concorde.