A LIFE CHANGING ANNOUNCEMENTIFICATION ON THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY OF DAYS

davids · Mar 28, 2008

I have decided to make a life style change-I have decided to give up my leyebidinous libertine ways-the Ferrari's the yacht-the mansion-the little ladies lusting after my steel-hard marginally elderly body!

Yes I have decided to give back to the community of life that has so richly rewarded me and become an aqua-bio-degradable Petunia Farmer. I have purchased the necessary property-somewhat damp which someone told me was important for this life change project-so if you are insPeyericated by this wonderful change about to happen in my life-I would be interested to know if you in fact have ever done such a thing or if in fact you are prepared to give up your Ferrareyes and your many pool boys and girls and follow me in the righteous path of self approbation-Oh and in case you did not realize it---------- :snoopy:

HAPPY SILLY FRIDAY!!!!

Little Red Barn · Mar 28, 2008

happy Silly Friday, luv! I'm not giving up anything but the South Hampton summer house

davids · Mar 28, 2008

alright the kimmster-but at least you are willing to suffer the pangifications of outrageous silliness with the old lobsterino-we could meet on the promentory of passion, look out over the still ocean of our lusts and give it all up for Lentificatory promulgation-then again that might be too silly-hey if I cannot flirt which you who the hell can an old fart flirt with right kiddo?

quickWit · Mar 28, 2008

davids said:
hey if I cannot flirt which you who the hell can an old fart flirt with right kiddo?

I hear Haggis is available.

rhymegirl · Mar 28, 2008

I'll never give up my pool boy.

davids · Mar 28, 2008

I did the Hagster the udder day-hey life is full of very small disapperntmints aint it-as to you Rhyme-well hell I cannot blame you but I am at least marginally disappointed as you could at least give him up for three or four minutes-hahahahahhahahahhahahhahah!!!!

Jongfan · Mar 28, 2008

Ok.. Theodore Anderwandt.. what the hell did you do with David???
Do not sell off his Trawler just yet.. David would never give up the sea nymphs..

aliajohnson · Mar 28, 2008

Happy silly Friday, everyone!

I have to work, I'm afraid. But only for a bit, and then I'm off to see my friend's brand new baby! :hooray:

And I'm with Rhymegirl. The pool boy stays.

reigningcatsndogs · Mar 28, 2008

I get dibs on the Ferrari and the yacht -- they would look so cool in my back yard (and make some people insanely jealous

) Oh... yeah... Dave... um, how's it going? You okay this morning?

A.M. Wildman · Mar 28, 2008

davids said:
I have decided to make a life style change-I have decided to give up my leyebidinous libertine ways-the Ferrari's the yacht-the mansion-the little ladies lusting after my steel-hard marginally elderly body!

Yes I have decided to give back to the community of life that has so richly rewarded me and become an aqua-bio-degradable Petunia Farmer. I have purchased the necessary property-somewhat damp which someone told me was important for this life change project-so if you are insPeyericated by this wonderful change about to happen in my life-I would be interested to know if you in fact have ever done such a thing or if in fact you are prepared to give up your Ferrareyes and your many pool boys and girls and follow me in the righteous path of self approbation-Oh and in case you did not realize it----------

HAPPY SILLY FRIDAY!!!!

You drank the water didn't you?

Bmwhtly · Mar 28, 2008

*puts shirt on backwards, with a tie on his back*

*Walks backwards into thread*

!!!!!!!!!!!LLA'Y ,YADIRF YLLIS YRREM

reigningcatsndogs · Mar 28, 2008

There once was a lobster named Dave
Bout whom all the women did rave
He gave up having fun
Grew petunias in sun
Now he writes scary books from his cave!

Jongfan · Mar 28, 2008

Wow, he's serious.. look at what now surrounds our David

DWSTXS · Mar 28, 2008

I'd like to try and give up something this year. Poverty.

czjaba · Mar 28, 2008

Dibs on Kimmi's South Hampton summer house!!

Happy Silly Friday, Y'all!

rhymegirl · Mar 28, 2008

davids said:
-as to you Rhyme-well hell I cannot blame you but I am at least marginally disappointed as you could at least give him up for three or four minutes-hahahahahhahahahhahahhahah!!!!

Nope.

Cranky · Mar 28, 2008

dobiwon · Mar 28, 2008

Jongfan said:
Wow, he's serious.. look at what now surrounds our David

Is that you David, peering out from under the second rock from the left?

reigningcatsndogs · Mar 28, 2008

DeborahM · Mar 28, 2008

Jongfan said:
Wow, he's serious.. look at what now surrounds our David

At least David's not underneath pushing them up!!!

Happy Friday, Silly!

writerterri · Mar 28, 2008

Lobster sailing...

EriRae · Mar 28, 2008

Happy silly Friday, all

I'm impressed that you can tell what that lobster is saying. Davids, love ya, but you lost me at leye...yeah, whatever.

My brain doesn't work as well as the rest of the writing world. Of course, I have been awake for over 24 hours.

Salem · Mar 28, 2008

I'd rather have petunias than a Ferrari.

Cranky · Mar 28, 2008

I'd use the Ferrari as a planter for the petunias, to be honest. I mean, drive that monstrosity? With gas at these prices?

Hells no!

Cranky · Mar 28, 2008

dobiwon said:
Is that you David, peering out from under the second rock from the left?

Good golly! You know, it really does look like some sort of creature is climbing up outta the ground there...

*scribbles notes*

A LIFE CHANGING ANNOUNCEMENTIFICATION ON THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY OF DAYS

haz own threads

Totally Ninja!

It's a New Year!

Insane, in a good way

Too sad for words.

Tentenda via est

Yes, I'm back.

Too sad for words.

Insane, in a good way

Mr Mojo Risin...

dreaming of the day...

It's a New Year!

Planning to retire for the 5th time

Too sad for words.

I need espresso & chocolate!

It's a dorky day!

:P

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