YOU Write The CAPTION!

JoeEkaitis · Mar 29, 2005

Everything in the Old Downtown Shopping District was quaint,
including the ATMs at the bank.

or

Before touching any part of the mainframe, be sure to discharge
static electricity from your fingers into your kidneys.

Poppy · Mar 29, 2005

If it's an automatic dishwasher, why am I still here waiting?

Poppy · Mar 29, 2005

Wait, got a better one (I think)...

This isn't what I had in mind when I signed up for computer dating.

Cabria · Mar 29, 2005

"O.K. I found the port-a-potty. Now, how the hell do I get in?!"

maestrowork · Mar 29, 2005

Gary Coleman trying to calculate his height...

E.G. Gammon · Mar 29, 2005

"I hope this computerized washing machine finishes before my sister comes home and finds me in her clothes."

rich · Mar 29, 2005

Hmmm, I'll catch up to the tourists later. I'll just jiggle a few toggles here and see what happens. Nuclear silos are cooler than I thought.

Poppy · Mar 29, 2005

Seriously, what year is this from and what is that machine supposed to be? Those clothes says 70's.

JoeEkaitis · Mar 29, 2005

poppyhullings said:
Seriously, what year is this from and what is that machine supposed to be? Those clothes says 70's.

Instead of stealing bandwidth, here's a link to the location of the original photo, along with a whole lot more great stuff collected and perversed, er, uh, preserved.

1970s Textbook "Art"

Poppy · Mar 29, 2005

Thanks, Joe.

Doing stuff like this is good practice for me as a greeting card writer.

JoeEkaitis · Mar 29, 2005

poppyhullings said:
Thanks, Joe. Doing stuff like this is good practice for me as a greeting card writer.

You just had to mention greeting cards, didn't you?

Just HOW drunk was I?

Happy Birthday

Poppy · Mar 29, 2005

Vipersniper · Mar 29, 2005

My Captain,

:banana:

So this is what you call computer, automated dating?

William Haskins · Mar 29, 2005

"Worst. Arcade game. Ever."

VA Buckeye · Mar 29, 2005

Hands-free urinals were somewhat bulky and awkward to use until miniaturization technology was perfected in the 1980's.

rhymegirl · Mar 29, 2005

"Where the hell's the soda?"

Mr Underhill · Mar 29, 2005

Oh come on now, all I want is a damn cup of coffee.

wurdwise · Mar 29, 2005

Damned, how long does it take for this thing to give me my money?

Poppy · Mar 29, 2005

Well, the time machine works, now I need to find a mall.

JoeEkaitis · Mar 29, 2005

Although the Burroughs System 8750 Mainframe wasn't listed on the box, Gordie was certain it could run Windows XP.

Mr Underhill · Mar 29, 2005

Minibar, my a$$.

Rob-rite · Mar 30, 2005

Leroy stood, wondering how he was going to sneak his new '74 edition "pocket" calculator into the maths exam...

robeiae · Mar 30, 2005

Circa 2050:

Mission control, you say? You mean they really launched rockets from here!

Rob

Richard · Mar 30, 2005

"Any more smart comments, HAL?"

Mr Underhill · Mar 30, 2005

Richard said:
"Any more smart comments, HAL?"

Hmm. Combining yours and Ray's submission, we get:

What'choo talkin' about, HAL 9000?

YOU Write The CAPTION!

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