GREAT George Clooney Article - Esquire

jst5150 · Mar 25, 2008

In three parts, GREAT angle for the reporter to take.

http://www.esquire.com/features/george-clooney-0408

But is there perhaps another reason he won't commit? I show him a site called "George Clooney is GAY GAY GAY." Clooney starts to read:

George Clooney's life parallels Rock Hudson's way too much to be a coincidence. He was married once to some unknown actress --
He breaks off: "No, Talia is not unknown. She's actually very successful...."

He keeps reading:

He dates beautiful women and nothing happens and they disappear into oblivion.

"That's because I eat them."

So . . . any truth to this?

"No. I'm gay, gay. The third gay -- that was pushing it."

Gina M · Mar 25, 2008

Actually, he's not gay. He's still single because he's waiting to meet me. Just don't tell my husband.

Gina

Dawno · Mar 25, 2008

Thanks for the link - he's a very funny and charming guy. Cute, too

maestrowork · Mar 25, 2008

He's getting married. Then again, it doesn't mean anything. Rock Hudson was married, too.

But according to Ming-Na, George Clooney is a chronic womanizer. I've met him once and he had a really gorgeous girlfriend back then. Really nice guy -- shorter and smaller than I thought.

Shadow_Ferret · Mar 25, 2008

Why do people automatically assume unmarried men are gay. Maybe they're just highly intelligent.

Gina M · Mar 25, 2008

Shadow_Ferret said:
Why do people automatically assume unmarried men are gay. Maybe they're just highly intelligent.

Ooh, maybe the women they're with realize you can't train an intelligent male - they're too set in their ways.

Doesn't matter cuz when my as of yet unpublished book's movie rights get sold to George, and he meets the author of such a brilliant story, he will fall on his knees begging to be my sex slave. And he won't care about the husband, three kids, two dogs and two rabbits!

donroc · Mar 25, 2008

He's saving himself for Miss Snark.

rhymegirl · Mar 25, 2008

I don't think George Clooney is all that special.

Cassiopeia · Mar 25, 2008

maestrowork said:
He's getting married. Then again, it doesn't mean anything. Rock Hudson was married, too.

But according to Ming-Na, George Clooney is a chronic womanizer. I've met him once and he had a really gorgeous girlfriend back then. Really nice guy -- shorter and smaller than I thought.

I had the opportunity to meet him on a flight. He was absolutely charming. I wasn't sure who he was, this was 1996 and I didn't watch TV back then but when I was greeted by my boyfriend he made a fuss, "you were talking to George Clooney" I was pleasantly surprised. He is a genuine person. And yes. adorable.

Shadow_Ferret said:
Why do people automatically assume unmarried men are gay. Maybe they're just highly intelligent.

oh dear, I have to leave that one alone!

Sarita · Mar 25, 2008

LOL. That article was hilarious! I especially like the part about plastic surgery... Um. LOL.

jst5150 · Mar 25, 2008

I see him more like a new Warren Beatty. As Jack Nicholson called Mr. Beatty "the Pro," so goes Mr. Clooney.

GREAT George Clooney Article - Esquire

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Gina M

A Law-Abiding Chicken

Dawno

Shiny!

maestrowork

Fear the Death Ray

Shadow_Ferret

Court Jester

Gina M

A Law-Abiding Chicken

donroc

Historicals and Horror rule

rhymegirl

It's a New Year!

Cassiopeia

Otherwise Occupied

Sarita

carpe noctem

jst5150

Vorpal Comics. Weekly Podcast. Twitch Artist. Vet