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Soccer Mom
03-24-2008, 08:07 AM
We get spammed from time to time and the helpful, trusty mods lock and delete. Except this one time at band camp...

PHENTERMINE (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52836&highlight=Phentermine)

Medievalist
03-24-2008, 09:33 AM
This was a classic. I think this thread is what inspired [cough] certain unnamed members (whose identities need to be protected) from posting fake spam on April Fools.

ChunkyMacbirol
03-27-2008, 06:01 AM
We have no idea what you're talking about.

Soccer Mom
03-27-2008, 06:56 AM
:ROFL:

sassandgroove
03-29-2008, 12:23 AM
ididn't know either and I've been here a while.

Christine N.
03-29-2008, 12:59 AM
I lurved the PHENTERMINE thread. What a riot!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-31-2008, 09:02 AM
Am I seeing double? Is the PHENTERMINE thread in the archive twice?

Komnena
04-02-2008, 06:45 AM
What is phenter and why is it mined?

TrainofThought
04-08-2008, 06:40 PM
This thread was funny. A perfect example of how we can turn anything into conversation... or a comedy show. :)

C.bronco
04-08-2008, 07:00 PM
PAPPYOXILHYDROMELATHENASCORICEALAMEDALINARIN is so much harder to spell than PHENTERMINE, which is why I cut and pasted it.

Danger Jane
05-24-2008, 04:33 AM
I gotta tell you guys, Phentermine withdrawal's awful...it's been almost nine months now and I still can't think about it without shaking and passing out.

dramblys
01-22-2011, 12:47 PM
I just want to say that this pill works, but you need caution because the side effects occur at long term. Your eyes can get dry and very itchy, your mouth can get dry too. The best way to lose pounds is exercise. But if you want to try this pill I think it's very good and you will lose pounds. Good luck.


for more info: http://www.phenterminecheap.org/

Cyia
01-22-2011, 08:14 PM
:e2smack:

sassandgroove
01-22-2011, 09:46 PM
:popcorn:

mscelina
01-22-2011, 09:54 PM
Troublemaker.

*sigh*

I miss PeeDee. Damn.

CACTUSWENDY
01-22-2011, 10:01 PM
:Hug2:

BenPanced
01-22-2011, 11:12 PM
Anybody else try to substitute PHENTERMINE for "Upholstery" in the song of the same name from Phantom of the Paradise? Nobody else? Just me? Okay, I'll shut up now.

Thump
01-22-2011, 11:23 PM
Here's more love for the phentermine thread. I'm rereading it now and feel thinner and more attractive already. And I think I'm growing wings!

Cyia
01-23-2011, 12:00 AM
Uh-oh, wings is a bad sign.

You'll skew the study results and the men in white coats will come to make you disappear so no one knows.

Repeat after me: "Phentermine is perfectly safe. It has no side effects whatsoever. I was born with these wings. Phentermine is perfectly safe. It has no side effects whatsoever. I was born with these wings...."

We'll all vouch for you. :)

Nick Blaze
01-26-2011, 01:40 AM
Quite epic. Where has life taken PeeDee now?

SandManConservation
01-29-2011, 03:24 AM
I swear medical side effects keep getting stranger. Just today I heard one that said, "tell your doctor if you have muscle spasms as these could be permanent." in the calmest feminine voice. So scary!

Mara
02-01-2011, 02:43 AM
I hope that necro was a regular doing some sockpuppeting. :) If so, it's pretty funny.

Kinda depressing that none of the three main people posting for the first few pages are posting here anymore. Don't know why, I just always feel like that when I see old accounts on vBulletin forums.

san_remo_ave
02-10-2011, 10:41 PM
Oh, gawd, those were indeed the days. And April Fools Daze.

Pete's still around, tho I think between Phentermine and This Thread Shall Die, he found AW entirely too diverting. Still writing AFAIK --> http://tzinski.wordpress.com/

Carrie I haven't heard of in a while. Must go check in and see.

Thanks for the past-blast. Heh.

Nightmirror
02-17-2011, 11:04 AM
Threads like this make me wish I was a veteran AW'er.

JoNightshade
02-17-2011, 11:19 AM
Ah, Phentermine. I love that the three of them made it 5 pages before anyone else posted.

Ambrosia
02-18-2011, 10:07 PM
Hilarious thread. Just what I needed this morning to help me laugh. :D

Summerwriter
10-12-2011, 10:28 PM
Sounds interesting. I just want to say I am sorry for you guys. For myself and every other, who has done that spamming stuff. Sometimes that spamming includes viruses. But that's totally another story, those viruses.

Deb Kinnard
10-15-2011, 03:38 AM
5 pages of druggie brilliance. And then there was John, with whom I must Have Words very soon.

Uncarved
10-15-2011, 03:47 AM
Sounds interesting. I just want to say I am sorry for you guys. For myself and every other, who has done that spamming stuff. Sometimes that spamming includes viruses. But that's totally another story, those viruses.

If you had phentermine you wouldn't worry about viruses.
You'd be immune.
And sparkly.

RileyRedgate
10-23-2011, 01:46 AM
If you had phentermine you wouldn't worry about viruses.
You'd be immune.
And sparkly.

Oh man. This is a Twilight reference waiting to happen.

BOMB DEFUSED!

I wonder if the spammer ever found out what became of their poor little advertisement...

Williebee
10-23-2011, 01:47 AM
Team Fin Turmine!

RileyRedgate
10-23-2011, 02:24 AM
Team Side Effects!