Private Thread About Dawno

JennaGlatzer

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Don't tell Dawno about this thread. She's not allowed in it. Let's tell secrets about her.

I will start.

One time, in kindergarten, she ate two cupcakes when the sign clearly said "Please take one."
 

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Don't tell Dawno about this thread. She's not allowed in it. Let's tell secrets about her.

I will start.

One time, in kindergarten, she ate two cupcakes when the sign clearly said "Please take one."
I still can't forgive her for taking mine.
 

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Oh, and did I mention this time Dawno kicked sand in my face when we were at the beach.
 

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Terri's the one who told me. Maybe she's just a dirty liar. We may never know.
 

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I've threatened to leave AW to her in my will, should I get hit by a meteorite. She thinks I'm kidding.

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
 

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Only if you get hit by a meteorite? That's a pretty specific will you have there! What if you get trampled by giant broccolis?
 

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I don't mind Dawno so much as that stinkin' poodle of hers that keeps getting my bull mastiff pregnant.
 

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Only if you get hit by a meteorite? That's a pretty specific will you have there! What if you get trampled by giant broccolis?

Dawno still gets it.

The first rule is

If it happened before 1957, it's Dawno's fault

The second rule is

Dawno still gets it.
 
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Can I have the jeep. Better resale value, so I heard. :D Thanks Dawno for the tip.

You're sooooo not gettin; the Jeep.

And no way is MacCannister gonna get hit by a meteorite.

Ragtops totally protect against meteorites.

And I call dibs on Dawno . . .
 
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I hear that Dawno is investing heavily in "meteor killer" satellite technology. I have no idea, being an ancient Viking, what that is, but she's done it.
 

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I reckon MacCannister is likely wily enough to evade a meteor, even outside the jeep.
 

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I heard she's got a serious thing for umm ... well, you know.


Brighton jewelry.
 
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