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JennaGlatzer
03-22-2008, 08:47 AM
Don't tell Dawno about this thread. She's not allowed in it. Let's tell secrets about her.

I will start.

One time, in kindergarten, she ate two cupcakes when the sign clearly said "Please take one."

SpookyWriter
03-22-2008, 08:51 AM
Don't tell Dawno about this thread. She's not allowed in it. Let's tell secrets about her.

I will start.

One time, in kindergarten, she ate two cupcakes when the sign clearly said "Please take one."I still can't forgive her for taking mine.

Shady Lane
03-22-2008, 08:51 AM
I heard she's a dork.

Sven_the_Viking
03-22-2008, 08:52 AM
She doesn't like salted herrings. Mead, though, drank me under the table...

SpookyWriter
03-22-2008, 08:52 AM
Oh, and did I mention this time Dawno kicked sand in my face when we were at the beach.

SpookyWriter
03-22-2008, 08:53 AM
I heard she's a dork.Hey, I heard the same from Terri. Must be true. :Shrug:

Shady Lane
03-22-2008, 08:53 AM
Terri's the one who told me. Maybe she's just a dirty liar. We may never know.

MacAllister
03-22-2008, 08:54 AM
I've threatened to leave AW to her in my will, should I get hit by a meteorite. She thinks I'm kidding.

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

SpookyWriter
03-22-2008, 08:55 AM
Terri's the one who told me. Maybe she's just a dirty liar. We may never know.Well if she told you then that's good enough for me.

JennaGlatzer
03-22-2008, 08:55 AM
Only if you get hit by a meteorite? That's a pretty specific will you have there! What if you get trampled by giant broccolis?

bluntforcetrauma
03-22-2008, 08:56 AM
I don't mind Dawno so much as that stinkin' poodle of hers that keeps getting my bull mastiff pregnant.

SpookyWriter
03-22-2008, 08:56 AM
I've threatened to leave AW to her in my will, should I get hit by a meteorite. She thinks I'm kidding.

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Can I have the jeep. Better resale value, so I heard. :D Thanks Dawno for the tip.

Shady Lane
03-22-2008, 08:57 AM
I've threatened to leave AW to her in my will, should I get hit by a meteorite. She thinks I'm kidding.

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Can I have your avatar? I want to incite fear.

Medievalist
03-22-2008, 08:59 AM
Only if you get hit by a meteorite? That's a pretty specific will you have there! What if you get trampled by giant broccolis?

Dawno still gets it.

The first rule is

If it happened before 1957, it's Dawno's fault

The second rule is

Dawno still gets it.

Medievalist
03-22-2008, 09:00 AM
Can I have the jeep. Better resale value, so I heard. :D Thanks Dawno for the tip.

You're sooooo not gettin; the Jeep.

And no way is MacCannister gonna get hit by a meteorite.

Ragtops totally protect against meteorites.

And I call dibs on Dawno . . .

Sven_the_Viking
03-22-2008, 09:04 AM
I hear that Dawno is investing heavily in "meteor killer" satellite technology. I have no idea, being an ancient Viking, what that is, but she's done it.

tiny
03-22-2008, 09:16 AM
Can I have the jeep. Better resale value, so I heard. :D Thanks Dawno for the tip.

I have a jeep it could sit next to and a extra set of axles for it, don't will it to Spook.

SpookyWriter
03-22-2008, 09:18 AM
I have a jeep it could sit next to and a extra set of axles for it, don't will it to Spook.Sorry, Dawno already promised me the jeep and a goat. I don't know about the goat unless it's for milk.

Medievalist
03-22-2008, 09:20 AM
I reckon MacCannister is likely wily enough to evade a meteor, even outside the jeep.

SpookyWriter
03-22-2008, 09:23 AM
I reckon MacCannister is likely wily enough to evade a meteor, even outside the jeep.Can I still have the goat?

JennaGlatzer
03-22-2008, 09:26 AM
Um, HELLO? Secrets about Dawno, people?

I heard she had a crush on Art Garfunkel.

Cassiopeia
03-22-2008, 09:31 AM
I heard it was on Paul Simon.

Shady Lane
03-22-2008, 09:31 AM
I heard she made a fortune in LOLcats porn

Medievalist
03-22-2008, 09:37 AM
I heard she's got a serious thing for umm ... well, you know.


Brighton jewelry.

astonwest
03-22-2008, 03:01 PM
I heard she owned a blog, once upon a time...

Ken
03-22-2008, 03:25 PM
Dawno is an okay cookie.
(Don't tell her I said so.
Gotta maintain that grrruff exterior.)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-22-2008, 03:29 PM
Dawno's almost better than chocolate chip ice cream. Almost.

RumpleTumbler
03-22-2008, 03:45 PM
Once Dawno merged a clearly inferior thread with one I had started and posted in, utterly destroying it.

*smug look*

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-22-2008, 03:47 PM
That's her job: Thread Killer.

K1P1
03-22-2008, 06:23 PM
Do we dare mention the word?
aubergine

Jersey Chick
03-22-2008, 06:42 PM
I hear she wears socks. With sandals.

Birkenstocks, to be precise.


but it's just a rumor. i don't rememer where i heard it.

Lyra Jean
03-22-2008, 06:45 PM
She only wants us to believe that sparkles are an added effect when in reality that is what she really looks like. :)

Medievalist
03-22-2008, 07:04 PM
She only wants us to believe that sparkles are an added effect when in reality that is what she really looks like. :)

Having met Dawno several times in real life, I can attest to the fact that yes, she really likes pink, and she really really does sparkle.

Soccer Mom
03-22-2008, 07:12 PM
I heard she used to wear sparkly cow ears that she stole from Terry Pratchett. This was from a person who once chatted online with a highly reliable source that saw it posted as an anonymous comment on her blog. So it's totally true.

Devil Ledbetter
03-22-2008, 07:15 PM
Having met Dawno several times in real life, I can attest to the fact that yes, she really likes pink, and she really really does sparkle.
That's because she borrowed Perk's glitter face lotion.

benbradley
03-22-2008, 07:46 PM
I heard she's running for president, and her preacher said awful things about people without big sparkly ears.

ETA: and that someone who shouldn't'a'dunit peeked at her passport.

WerenCole
03-22-2008, 08:06 PM
Well, there was this one time. . . at band camp. . .

robeiae
03-22-2008, 08:11 PM
Dawno wears questionable socks.

But, I still heart Dawno.

Forbidden Snowflake
03-22-2008, 08:37 PM
Having met Dawno several times in real life, I can attest to the fact that yes, she really likes pink, and she really really does sparkle.

I knew it.

writerterri
03-22-2008, 09:32 PM
I heard she's a dork.

Hey, that's my line!

Dork.


I heard she was dorkierthanme. :tongue

SpookyWriter
03-22-2008, 09:34 PM
Lookie who just woke up. :-)

writerterri
03-22-2008, 09:34 PM
Well, there was this one time. . . at band camp. . .


No, that was me at band camp. Duh!

It was that time with her at cheer camp.

Gosh! Get it strait.

writerterri
03-22-2008, 09:35 PM
Lookie who just woke up. :-)


Lil O'l loud mouth me?

SpookyWriter
03-22-2008, 09:39 PM
shhhh....i have a hangover from this morning, already.

writerterri
03-22-2008, 09:41 PM
shhhh....i have a hangover from this morning, already.


Okay, I'll be quiet.

dorky drunk.

KTC
03-22-2008, 11:05 PM
Don't tell Dawno about this thread. She's not allowed in it. Let's tell secrets about her.

I will start.

One time, in kindergarten, she ate two cupcakes when the sign clearly said "Please take one."

What makes you so special with your 'private' thread? Of all the nerve.


And another thing... when a sign says please take one, you can take one every time you revisit the sign. Clearly, Dawno walked away to ingest her first cupcake before she walked back up to the cupcake table and took the second cupcake.

KTC
03-22-2008, 11:08 PM
Um, HELLO? Secrets about Dawno, people?

I heard she had a crush on Art Garfunkel.

Hasn't she always wanted a monkey?

writerterri
03-22-2008, 11:11 PM
I sat at her desk once. It's so crusty under there but one can get a nice piece of gum.

DL Hegel
03-22-2008, 11:34 PM
No one mentioned Dawno's obsession with cat herding and dark chocolate cake--wait a minute--those are my obsessions--what we talking about?

Siddow
03-22-2008, 11:42 PM
I heard that Dawno is also a moderator on the Women Who Love Trees Forum, but she had to take off for a month because of the, um, splinters.

Sarita
03-22-2008, 11:42 PM
Dawno wears questionable socks.With her Birkenstocks, no less. Of all the nerve!

I heard she makes the newbie mods clean up after her drunken mead parties. *sniff* And III will never be the same.

HeronW
03-22-2008, 11:45 PM
If you herded chocolate, it's much easier :}

JoeEkaitis
03-23-2008, 12:19 AM
Regularly writes checks to pay for 17 items in the CASH ONLY -- 15 ITEMS OR LESS lane.

Williebee
03-23-2008, 12:21 AM
I heard she once scared Chuck Norris so bad he dropped an adverb.

Medievalist
03-23-2008, 12:23 AM
Well, I heard -- OK, I know for a fact -- Dawno is addicted to Arizona Green Tea.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/noshowerfamily/1028474266/

astonwest
03-23-2008, 01:53 AM
Dawno's almost better than chocolate chip ice cream. Almost.Thank goodness they came out with mint chocolate chip to make it a decisive victory...

Birol
03-23-2008, 01:58 AM
I heard she once mailed an egg plant to Orlando Bloom.

Dale Emery
03-23-2008, 02:06 AM
I heard that Dawno likes to gossip.

Jersey Chick
03-23-2008, 02:06 AM
I heard she once mailed an egg plant to Orlando Bloom.

But was it postage due?

Devil Ledbetter
03-23-2008, 04:15 AM
I heard she once mailed an egg plant to Orlando Bloom.I heard she once mistook an eggplant for Orlando Bloom.

Fingers
03-23-2008, 06:43 AM
I saw Dawno wearing liederhosen one time. And she asked me if it made her butt look big. I told her no, but they totally did make her butt look big. HUGE.


yer pal Brian

Susie
03-23-2008, 07:05 AM
I once saw Dawno kissin' someone in a tree, but I 'ain't' gonna say with who!

KTC
03-23-2008, 07:13 AM
Dawno shares my love for eggplant. That makes her good in my book.

cray
03-23-2008, 07:14 AM
dawno slapped my wrist once.

...haven't washed it since.

SpookyWriter
03-23-2008, 07:15 AM
Dawno shares my love for eggplant. That makes her good in my book.I forgot what I was going to say. :Shrug:

StoryG27
03-23-2008, 07:15 AM
Now this is just between you and me, mmm-k? I've been dying to get this off my chest.

Dawno is addicted to cookies. Especially sugar cookies.

SpookyWriter
03-23-2008, 07:15 AM
dawno slapped my wrist once.

...haven't washed it since.Good thing she didn't wack your butt.

KTC
03-23-2008, 07:16 AM
I forgot what I was going to say. :Shrug:


Did you know if you whisper you can hear yourself think?

cray
03-23-2008, 07:16 AM
Good thing she didn't wack your butt.


indeed.
you dork.
:D

KTC
03-23-2008, 07:17 AM
dawno slapped my wrist once.

...haven't washed it since.



I thought you said slit.
















But you didn't.

SpookyWriter
03-23-2008, 07:22 AM
Did you know if you whisper you can hear yourself think?That only works for horses and jack, my blind neighbor.

KTC
03-23-2008, 07:23 AM
That only works for horses and jack, my blind neighbor.


Jack is an ass and he looks like a horse.

StoryG27
03-23-2008, 07:24 AM
That only works for horses and jack, my blind neighbor.
Maybe he just wants you to whisper so the rest of us can hear ourselves think.
;)


BTW, Dawno whispers sweet nothings to me in reps. . .Jealous?

SpookyWriter
03-23-2008, 07:27 AM
Jack is an ass and he looks like a horse.Don't confuse the issue. Jack was a whiskey fellow who liked to bellow. He hid out at night, behind an ass and out of sight, so he could mellow like any ordinary falon.

SpookyWriter
03-23-2008, 07:28 AM
BTW, Dawno whispers sweet nothings to me in reps. . .Jealous?Oiy, Dawno's the right one for sweets and a pumpkin pie for all who like to try.

KTC
03-23-2008, 07:30 AM
Don't confuse the issue. Jack was a whiskey fellow who liked to bellow. He hid out at night, behind an ass and out of sight, so he could mellow like any ordinary falon.

I don't confuse issues. I often confound tissues, but never confuse issues. I think Jack must be a falcon. Does he scratch when he screams?

cray
03-23-2008, 07:33 AM
I thought you said slit.






But you didn't.


har dee har har, poet!


you know damn well she wouldn't do that,...
my wrist still sparkles though!

:wag:

KTC
03-23-2008, 07:34 AM
har dee har har, poet!


you know damn well she wouldn't do that,...
my wrist still sparkles though!

:wag:

Don't... for the love of God, wash it.

SpookyWriter
03-23-2008, 07:38 AM
I don't confuse issues. I often confound tissues, but never confuse issues. I think Jack must be a falcon. Does he scratch when he screams?The Jack, which you speak, is of his scratch -- and does not indeed confound to the logic of where he's bound. A yard, a yarn, not cross; neither torn, but one stretch of a tattered pattern what he adorns.

Jersey Chick
03-23-2008, 08:12 AM
:popcorn: