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William Haskins
03-29-2005, 12:08 AM
assuming your name (with "St." preceding it) was the main title, what would be the subtitle?

03-29-2005, 12:16 AM
St. Denise: A Bohemian Tale

03-29-2005, 12:22 AM
Can we use any name? Like:

St. Bernard: How I Wormed My Way Out of Hairy Situations, or My Life in the Kennels of Obscurity (not intended to reflect poorly on the real St. Bernard of Clairveux (sp?))

Or must we use our own? Like

St. Rob: Ringing the Doorbell of Your Soul, then Running Away before I have to Face the Music

William Haskins
03-29-2005, 12:23 AM
wheeee! that was funny!

03-29-2005, 12:23 AM
St. Sara: Patron Saint of Pie-Haters.

William Haskins
03-29-2005, 12:24 AM
not to further antagonize you, sara, but what about cobblers?

03-29-2005, 12:27 AM
I would spread my wings of goodness over cobbler-haters as well. Anything that includes cooked fruit really. Can I change it to St. Sara: Patron St. of Cooked Fruit-Haters? (this is sounding oddly reminiscent of Good Omens)

EDIT: I like the topping of the cobbler, so it would just have to be the gooey-fruity filling haters that I back up. Send your prayers my way!

03-29-2005, 12:33 AM
not to further antagonize you, sara, but what about cobblers?

I thought you meant shoe-makers! I don't know any women who hate them.

How about: St. Sara, Patron Saint of Fruit-filled Pastry-Haters and Anything Else you put on a Windowsill to Cool-Haters

03-29-2005, 12:37 AM
St. Sara: Patron Saint of Weirdos

03-29-2005, 12:44 AM
St. Joseph, The. . .uh. . .what was the question again?

03-29-2005, 12:51 AM
St. Ellen, or What Were We Thinking?
St. Ellen, or Why The Vatican Runs Background Checks Today


03-29-2005, 12:54 AM
St. Lorrie: Defender of Dust Bunnies!

03-29-2005, 01:26 AM
St. Lori, the Patron Saint of Broken Clocks and Organized Messes

03-29-2005, 03:49 AM
Saint Tyson - patron saint of chicken nuggets

aka eraser
03-29-2005, 04:06 AM
St. Francis: Reorienter of wayward fishies.

03-29-2005, 04:10 AM
Saint Poppy: 's ain't happenin'

03-29-2005, 04:23 AM
St. Cao: Godís Sockpuppet

03-29-2005, 06:20 AM
St. Raymond: Patron Saint of Hot Tub and Soft Hands

03-29-2005, 06:32 AM
St. Stephenie: You Know What They Say About Quiet Girls!

03-29-2005, 06:45 AM
St. Jackie: Patron Saint of Unfinished Novels

03-29-2005, 08:55 AM
Saint Brady: The Patron Saint of Those Who Do Not Get Along With Their In Laws

Brady H.

03-29-2005, 09:46 AM
St. Annessa: Attracter of Loons and Other Dysfunctionals

St. Annessa: Sexy Shark

03-29-2005, 09:52 AM
St. Piddles: World Pees

03-29-2005, 12:40 PM
St. Lucia: Ignorer of best before dates.

03-29-2005, 08:12 PM
Ste. Shelagh: Nothing's Sacred

03-29-2005, 09:08 PM
St. Joy-the woman who tried Job's patience...and got away with it.