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William Haskins
03-29-2005, 12:08 AM
assuming your name (with "St." preceding it) was the main title, what would be the subtitle?

wurdwise
03-29-2005, 12:16 AM
St. Denise: A Bohemian Tale

robeiae
03-29-2005, 12:22 AM
Can we use any name? Like:

St. Bernard: How I Wormed My Way Out of Hairy Situations, or My Life in the Kennels of Obscurity (not intended to reflect poorly on the real St. Bernard of Clairveux (sp?))

Or must we use our own? Like

St. Rob: Ringing the Doorbell of Your Soul, then Running Away before I have to Face the Music

William Haskins
03-29-2005, 12:23 AM
wheeee! that was funny!

Sarita
03-29-2005, 12:23 AM
St. Sara: Patron Saint of Pie-Haters.

William Haskins
03-29-2005, 12:24 AM
not to further antagonize you, sara, but what about cobblers?

Sarita
03-29-2005, 12:27 AM
I would spread my wings of goodness over cobbler-haters as well. Anything that includes cooked fruit really. Can I change it to St. Sara: Patron St. of Cooked Fruit-Haters? (this is sounding oddly reminiscent of Good Omens)

EDIT: I like the topping of the cobbler, so it would just have to be the gooey-fruity filling haters that I back up. Send your prayers my way!

robeiae
03-29-2005, 12:33 AM
not to further antagonize you, sara, but what about cobblers?

I thought you meant shoe-makers! I don't know any women who hate them.

How about: St. Sara, Patron Saint of Fruit-filled Pastry-Haters and Anything Else you put on a Windowsill to Cool-Haters

Sarita
03-29-2005, 12:37 AM
St. Sara: Patron Saint of Weirdos

JoeEkaitis
03-29-2005, 12:44 AM
St. Joseph, The. . .uh. . .what was the question again?

paprikapink
03-29-2005, 12:51 AM
St. Ellen, or What Were We Thinking?
St. Ellen, or Why The Vatican Runs Background Checks Today

-pkpk

Fractured_Chaos
03-29-2005, 12:54 AM
St. Lorrie: Defender of Dust Bunnies!

Birol
03-29-2005, 01:26 AM
St. Lori, the Patron Saint of Broken Clocks and Organized Messes

mommie4a
03-29-2005, 03:49 AM
Saint Tyson - patron saint of chicken nuggets

aka eraser
03-29-2005, 04:06 AM
St. Francis: Reorienter of wayward fishies.

Poppy
03-29-2005, 04:10 AM
Saint Poppy: 's ain't happenin'

CaoPaux
03-29-2005, 04:23 AM
St. Cao: Godís Sockpuppet

maestrowork
03-29-2005, 06:20 AM
St. Raymond: Patron Saint of Hot Tub and Soft Hands

Inspired
03-29-2005, 06:32 AM
St. Stephenie: You Know What They Say About Quiet Girls!

jackie106
03-29-2005, 06:45 AM
St. Jackie: Patron Saint of Unfinished Novels

BradyH1861
03-29-2005, 08:55 AM
Saint Brady: The Patron Saint of Those Who Do Not Get Along With Their In Laws




Brady H.

sgtsdaughter
03-29-2005, 09:46 AM
St. Annessa: Attracter of Loons and Other Dysfunctionals

St. Annessa: Sexy Shark

maestrowork
03-29-2005, 09:52 AM
St. Piddles: World Pees

Nivvie
03-29-2005, 12:40 PM
St. Lucia: Ignorer of best before dates.

Maryn
03-29-2005, 08:12 PM
Ste. Shelagh: Nothing's Sacred

Alphabeter
03-29-2005, 09:08 PM
St. Joy-the woman who tried Job's patience...and got away with it.