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Gmz1023
03-20-2008, 04:18 PM
Spam, by any other name....

Anyway... This is a writing exercise thingy, i guess... although I'm sure that it will be more close to a Game, or just plan spam...
Anyway, i gots to thinking today, that their should be a "Fake Spam (aka: fake fake Meat). I know you guys(and gals) have received spam in some shape or form.

So, If you could create spam, what would you be spamming about, and how would you spam it...

edit; you can make it funny, or just weird btw

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03-20-2008, 04:36 PM
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03-20-2008, 07:14 PM
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03-20-2008, 07:30 PM
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DWSTXS
03-20-2008, 07:53 PM
My 'spam' would be sent ONLY to family members and acquaintances:

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03-23-2008, 05:19 AM
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04-17-2008, 12:14 PM
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04-17-2008, 12:24 PM
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11-05-2008, 10:58 PM
(i know this is kinda old but eh..)

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11-11-2008, 03:29 AM
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11-17-2008, 11:16 PM
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11-18-2008, 05:04 AM
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