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rhymegirl
03-28-2005, 07:06 PM
If you had to come up with a title for your autobiography, leaving your name out of it, what would you call it?

aspier
03-28-2005, 07:11 PM
Don't http://users.skynet.be/spier/clipart/eyes02.gif peep!

mommie4a
03-28-2005, 07:22 PM
UNJAPPY

Nivvie
03-28-2005, 09:58 PM
'This Seat's Taken.'

William Haskins
03-28-2005, 10:26 PM
"insignificant mutterings of an insignificant mutt"

SRHowen
03-28-2005, 10:28 PM
"Fought with her Muse"

BradyH1861
03-28-2005, 10:46 PM
Hindenburg Revisited


(a reference to how I always seemed to crash and burn in my dating life)


Brady H.

BradyH1861
03-28-2005, 10:48 PM
Either that or:

Old Flames


Brady H.

maestrowork
03-28-2005, 11:11 PM
Puppy Wuv:
to p or not to p

E.G. Gammon
03-28-2005, 11:35 PM
"My Overcomings, My Life"

(I've been through a lot of rough stuff in my life and I've spent a lot of time overcoming them, stuff I won't bore you all with now. The most recent thing I am trying to overcome is obesity. I'm about 50 lbs overweight, causing me to have serious self esteem issues...but I'm trying to OVERCOME it.)

wurdwise
03-28-2005, 11:54 PM
Around the World in 80 Lays

Sarita
03-28-2005, 11:55 PM
La Vie En Prose.

Not really, just thought it would be clever.

JoeEkaitis
03-29-2005, 12:00 AM
ďIím NOT
Cleaning THAT Up!Ē

aka eraser
03-29-2005, 03:59 AM
What The Heck Was I Thinking?

Poppy
03-29-2005, 04:05 AM
I Am Woman, Hear Me Write. :)

CaoPaux
03-29-2005, 04:17 AM
The Catís Been Sitting On My Teabag (And Other Stories Of Sunday Afternoons)

Rob-rite
03-29-2005, 04:17 AM
Sublimity and Bulls**t.

JennaGlatzer
03-29-2005, 04:22 AM
Can I Please Go To Sleep Now?

Rob-rite
03-29-2005, 04:24 AM
Of course you can my dear; why, am I keeping you up?

rhymegirl
03-29-2005, 04:26 AM
All She Wanted Was the Right to Write Right

JennaGlatzer
03-29-2005, 04:28 AM
Rob, my darlingest, that was my autobiography title. :)

brokenfingers
03-29-2005, 04:32 AM
How I Fell Down the Stairway To Heaven, And Wound Up With a Broken Leg In Hell

rhymegirl
03-29-2005, 04:32 AM
I think he knew that Jenna. He's just being a wise guy.

brokenfingers
03-29-2005, 04:35 AM
The Sane Man's Guide To Meeting Psycho Women

Sarita
03-29-2005, 04:37 AM
How many autobiographys will you have BF?

brokenfingers
03-29-2005, 04:39 AM
Do you mean both of us?

Sarita
03-29-2005, 04:41 AM
No, just one of you. You can pick which one. ;)

Rob-rite
03-29-2005, 04:45 AM
I think he knew that Jenna. He's just being a wise guy.

You know Kate, I'm honestly not as wise as you give me credit for. ;)

rhymegirl
03-29-2005, 04:45 AM
I hope he's not referring to us as those psycho women.

brokenfingers
03-29-2005, 04:46 AM
LOL!!!

You're kidding I hope!

(Why, do you have a guilty conscience?)

Sarita
03-29-2005, 04:48 AM
Well, I am the Patron Saint of Weirdos, or Pie-Haters... that seems a little psycho to me.

BlueTexas
03-29-2005, 04:50 AM
No Whiny People Allowed: Or, How to be a Happy Hermit.

Rob-rite
03-29-2005, 04:51 AM
Guys, guys, what are we going to do about the 10 word thread? Do we toss for it?

rhymegirl
03-29-2005, 04:51 AM
I'm not a psycho, just a little bananas. The title says it all.

brokenfingers
03-29-2005, 04:54 AM
If we weren't a little crazy, we'd all go insane....

rhymegirl
03-29-2005, 04:56 AM
Rob, what did you want to do about the 10-word post? Are you saying you think the story should end?

Sarita
03-29-2005, 04:57 AM
If we weren't a little crazy, we'd all go insane....

Not a Buffett fan, by chance?

Sarita
03-29-2005, 04:57 AM
Guys, guys, what are we going to do about the 10 word thread? Do we toss for it?

Somebody has to give in.

Rob-rite
03-29-2005, 05:00 AM
No, it's just I don't think you realised that I'd already posted.

rhymegirl
03-29-2005, 05:02 AM
Oh man, no, I did not. I'll have to go check it out.

CACTUSWENDY
03-29-2005, 05:10 AM
:poke: One for each life....it's the belief system of BF's......:poke:

brokenfingers
03-29-2005, 05:26 AM
Buffetts good music to listen to when you find yourself someplace where it's hot and sunny and crowded and you have a drink in your hand and it isn't even noon....

Liam Jackson
03-29-2005, 05:42 AM
I Ain't Easy, but I CAN Be Had!

(edited for stepping outside the guidelines of the original post.)

rtilryarms
03-29-2005, 06:14 AM
"Why did God put big mouths on little people?"

Liam Jackson
03-29-2005, 06:53 AM
R, that's an autobio????

mdin
03-29-2005, 09:14 AM
My autobiography would sell a million copies. I'd market it to doctors who treat people with insomnia, and it'd be prescribed across the nation. I'd be sued by the makers of sleeping pills for unfair competition. I'd call it:

Your Eyes are Getting Heavy

sgtsdaughter
03-29-2005, 09:36 AM
I've got two titles . . .



Confessions of a Dysfunctional Loon

or


If Youíre Not a Loser, You Need Not Apply


That latter titles refers to my ex's--all :crazy:

Fractured_Chaos
03-29-2005, 11:49 AM
"Whaddaya Mean, Don't Quit Your Day Job?"

or

"I Shaved My Legs...For THIS?!"

CACTUSWENDY
03-29-2005, 12:03 PM
:scared: 'JUST A SPARROW TRYING TO FLY AS A EAGLE'
(it shows I have 'high' hopes):snoopy:

pianoman5
03-29-2005, 01:48 PM
"I meant well."

Galoot
03-29-2005, 02:05 PM
If You Buy This Book I'll Leave You Alone: Diary of a Stalker

Fractured_Chaos
03-29-2005, 03:45 PM
If You Buy This Book I'll Leave You Alone: Diary of a Stalker

:ROFL:

Natalia
03-30-2005, 03:43 AM
Confessions of a Perennial Caterpillar

Gehanna
03-30-2005, 04:15 AM
The Wake of Gehanna

I assume Gehanna is ok to use since it is my internet name and not my birth name. This is actually the title I use for my personal journal.

Vipersniper
03-30-2005, 05:25 AM
I am already writing one and it is called. Family Tree.

Kudra
03-30-2005, 05:39 PM
She Came, She Saw, She Confused

brokenfingers
01-27-2010, 04:51 PM
Here's a blast from the past.

Funny thing is - my titles still stand.

So, what are yours?

KTC
01-27-2010, 05:01 PM
wow. i was a brand new member when this thread was born.

my title:

Shit! Let's Do That Again!

JoeEkaitis
01-27-2010, 05:57 PM
Banned by the ALA

rhymegirl
01-27-2010, 11:53 PM
I think I'm experiencing Deja vu.

Chris P
01-27-2010, 11:55 PM
From left field

Fran
01-28-2010, 12:48 AM
How To Become A Crazy Cat Lady. But I'll have to wait a while; I'm not quite there yet.

dolores haze
01-28-2010, 12:56 AM
Confessions of a Guttersnipe.

quickWit
01-28-2010, 01:11 AM
dolores took my answer

dolores haze
01-28-2010, 01:49 AM
dolores took my answer

Sweetie - we both know yours is called 'The Doucheman Commeth.' Nothing to be ashamed of!

aadams73
01-28-2010, 03:53 AM
I need two, because I'm special like that.

Dear Universe, No More Signs Please, You Were Wrong.

And a picture book called All The Shoes I've Loved and Worn.

KTC
01-28-2010, 04:00 AM
dolores took my answer

dead bunnehs do not write autobiographies.

rhymegirl
01-28-2010, 04:20 AM
Kevin's can be: My View From Up Here (giraffe joke)

DWSTXS
01-28-2010, 04:21 AM
I need two too, because I'm special like that too.

The Diahhrea of Anne Frank

just kidding.

seriously though,

Hitler of the Roof

Okay, okay. I'll stop being a yuk-monkey and be serious, for real.


I guess it would be the same as the novel I just finished: Blue-Eyed Son (and hopefully, the autobiography would sell a few more copies than the novel did. . .which wouldn't be too hard to do.)

rhymegirl
01-28-2010, 04:22 AM
I think I need an updated one from 2005.

Maybe: Am I Having Fun Yet? OR When Do I Get A Life Of My Own?

aadams73
01-28-2010, 04:26 AM
The Diahhrea of Anne Frank


That sounds like a moving tale...

JLCwrites
01-28-2010, 04:29 AM
Tails of a Fourth Grade Turkey.

rhymegirl
01-28-2010, 04:32 AM
Tails of a Fourth Grade Turkey.

That's good.

And the sequel could be: The Leftovers

JLCwrites
01-28-2010, 04:34 AM
That's good.

And the sequel could be: The Leftovers

:scared:

Dear Gravy, Its Me, Turkey!

DWSTXS
01-28-2010, 04:38 AM
:scared:

Dear Gravy, Its Me, Turkey!


the second sequel might be: Turkey Lurkey and the attack of the killer giblets

JLCwrites
01-28-2010, 04:44 AM
Instead of Turducken, I would be

TURKENSTEIN

JLCwrites
01-28-2010, 04:44 AM
the second sequel might be: Turkey Lurkey and the attack of the killer giblets

Yanno. People tell me I have killer giblets. Just sayin..

DWSTXS
01-28-2010, 04:46 AM
Yanno. People tell me I have killer giblets. Just sayin..

is this where I insert my dirty joke about stuffing?

JLCwrites
01-28-2010, 04:56 AM
is this where I insert my dirty joke about stuffing?
Sure, but stay away from the basting jokes.

DWSTXS
01-28-2010, 04:57 AM
you mean like. . . Turkey Basters = artificial insemination device?

I would never think of it.

backslashbaby
01-28-2010, 06:22 AM
Mine would be:

Shaken, Not Stirred.

But people would think it's about an alcoholic, so that sucks.

Damn you, alcoholics!

Cella
01-28-2010, 06:56 AM
oh this is easy, although already taken for a movie, I believe...

Dazed and Confused

but maybe I could make the "s" a "z", people love when you're all cutesy like that...so
put me down for

DAZED AND CONFUZED


man, I'm clever.

Silver King
01-28-2010, 06:58 AM
...Damn you, alcoholics!
Hey, be nice! It's a disease, didn't you know, and I'll show you my damaged cell structure if you don't believe me. :D

On that note, mine would read more like a cookbook: Pickled and Sauced and Still Tastes Good.

writeronfire
01-28-2010, 07:04 AM
Mine would be These Boots Are Made For Walking.

eh...hope that hasn't already been done. ;)

aadams73
01-28-2010, 07:05 AM
Hey, be nice! It's a disease, didn't you know, and I'll show you my damaged cell structure if you don't believe me. :D

On that note, mine would read more like a cookbook: Pickled and Sauced and Still Tastes Good.

I don't know, I think Pickled Livers and Other Recipes For Disaster has a nice ring to it. :D

Sweet Tea
01-28-2010, 09:32 AM
"If These Tits Could Talk"

or did Dolly Parton already write that one?

tiny
01-28-2010, 09:48 AM
Two broken people.