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KTC
03-17-2008, 02:42 PM
make me look fat?

Rolling Thunder
03-17-2008, 02:49 PM
Only your head.

Devil Ledbetter
03-17-2008, 02:49 PM
No. But my new 22" monitor does.

KTC
03-17-2008, 03:04 PM
ooh. 22". I need a new screen. Can you please change your view to HD...it's more flattering. I look great in HD. Thank you kindly.

Haggis
03-17-2008, 03:05 PM
Haven't you already done enough damage?

KTC
03-17-2008, 03:08 PM
Haven't you already done enough damage?

Where? Where have I done damage?

**Steps on dog in anger**

poetinahat
03-17-2008, 03:13 PM
"Heeeeeeeey, Kev! That thread is you! You're gonna get some leg tonight for sure! Tell us how you doooo!"

"Aw c'mon, gimme a break..."

"Heh-heh-hey! One break... cooomin' up!"

(apologies to messrs Roth and Van Halen)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-17-2008, 03:16 PM
No! You look sexAY, Colonel! Woohoo!

But I'm an ol' bag. What do I know?

KTC
03-17-2008, 03:16 PM
Are you my ice cream man?

brokenfingers
03-17-2008, 03:17 PM
No, it's your ass that makes you look fat, K. The thread looks fine.

KTC
03-17-2008, 03:21 PM
No, it's your ass that makes you look fat, K. The thread looks fine.


Oh good lord. I was afraid of that. I've been running in circles trying to get a good look at it...but it's got a head start...I can't catch up no matter how I try.

KTC
03-17-2008, 03:22 PM
http://blog.peta2.com/dollar150-1.jpg


I don't want to use the term overkill, but you leave me no alternative.






And PS...you have now made this thread look fat.

Haggis
03-17-2008, 03:29 PM
And PS...you have now made this thread look fat.

My work here is done.

kristie911
03-17-2008, 04:54 PM
*stands next to Kevin because his big ass makes mine look smaller*

Stew21
03-17-2008, 06:27 PM
Your own image of you is all that matters, Kevin.
All you need is the right mirror.

Try this one.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/watstew2/skinnymirror.jpg

robeiae
03-17-2008, 06:30 PM
If Kevin sat on his ass in the forest, would anybody hear it?

robeiae
03-17-2008, 06:31 PM
What weighs more--a pound of Kevin's ass or a pound of feathers?

robeiae
03-17-2008, 06:32 PM
If one of Kevin's ass cheeks left Chicago, going 80 miles per hour, and his other ass cheek left New York, going 60 miles per hour, then where would they meet?

auntybug
03-17-2008, 06:37 PM
Kevin has always been all ass to me...

*runs from 2nd thread today*

KTC
03-17-2008, 06:50 PM
If Kevin sat on his ass in the forest, would anybody hear it?


I'm not sure...but I do hear your ass speak every time you post.

KTC
03-17-2008, 06:51 PM
If one of Kevin's ass cheeks left Chicago, going 80 miles per hour, and his other ass cheek left New York, going 60 miles per hour, then where would they meet?

in your face.

WerenCole
03-17-2008, 08:35 PM
Well, I think the question is: How big would the explosion be?