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davids
03-14-2008, 05:33 PM
Do you want this thread to continue http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar2-l.gifhttp://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar2.gifhttp://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar2-r.gif 11 (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=1041)37.93%Do you want this thread to be discontinued http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar3-l.gifhttp://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar3.gifhttp://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar3-r.gif 1 (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=1041)3.45%Would you prefer peanut butter and jelly sammiches? http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar4-l.gifhttp://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar4.gifhttp://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar4-r.gif 11 (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=1041)37.93%Do you think Dave is cute-and at least marginally hot? http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar5-l.gifhttp://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar5.gifhttp://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar5-r.gif 14 (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=1041)48.28%Is Orlando Blum a Zionist? http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar6-l.gifhttp://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar6.gifhttp://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar6-r.gif 4 (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=1041)13.79%Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 29. You have already voted on this poll


As you all can see-I WON-close-only one against-thanks Ben! Anyway here we are again and you are all welcome-newbies as well-so if you are feeling sad and lonely-hungry-blue-red or pink come one come all and be silly or just share something that is on your mind that might be making you sad or happy or lonely or silly-love Dave:Hug2:

auntybug
03-14-2008, 05:42 PM
Well howdy lobster honey!!!!

I used up all my good .gif's on ORPCC yesterday...

What the hell - it's silly friday!!!

No hidden links now!!!

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb169/auntybug/farl.gif

JoeEkaitis
03-14-2008, 05:48 PM
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Joe-Ekaitis/gigantism.jpg

KTC
03-14-2008, 05:55 PM
Is that puff the magic dragon?

auntybug
03-14-2008, 05:57 PM
Is that puff the magic dragon?

Nope. Chris Farley :roll: Sorry, couldn't resist.

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb169/auntybug/kickgrandma.gif

davids
03-14-2008, 05:58 PM
shit i thought it was Herb the chicken marshmellow!

KTC
03-14-2008, 05:58 PM
i like herbs on my chicken.

Haggis
03-14-2008, 06:01 PM
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/senile.jpg

davids
03-14-2008, 06:08 PM
Hagster you promised!!!! yup Kevin-but there is at least one meany here who likes Herb and the chicken is not relevant!!!!

and a howdy to you aunty and to all who may paricipalpated here on this glorious life enhancing thread!

HeronW
03-14-2008, 06:11 PM
Davids' shell is red so yes, he's hot. Drawn butter anyone?

TrainofThought
03-14-2008, 06:15 PM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb169/auntybug/farl.gif:roll: Sexy.

Hello, davids. Happy silly Friday to you and all the silly members. :e2sling::e2stooges:e2drown::e2cheer:

davids
03-14-2008, 06:17 PM
He TOT lady-and Heron welcome as well-I do not do well with drawn butter-much better with drawn hot ladies-but hey my uncle Sid like a little slide action

nerds
03-14-2008, 06:18 PM
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Joe-Ekaitis/gigantism.jpg




After years of detective work and false leads, Big Bird's evil twin is finally located in a barnyard in Idaho.

davids
03-14-2008, 06:21 PM
it is La Nerda helping me to understand the meaning of life in Ideeho!!!! is that a whore with an idea?

cray
03-14-2008, 06:22 PM
:e2moon:




eta: good day to you, davids :)

reigningcatsndogs
03-14-2008, 06:23 PM
http://www.mindspill.org/317/enclosure/Silicone.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
03-14-2008, 06:24 PM
:hi: morning Dave

Happy Silly Friday, everyone.

TrainofThought
03-14-2008, 06:26 PM
There once was a man on meds
Who took to drinking and beds
He got off his trawler
To catch a young prowler
Who screamed in ecstasy, da-vids.

*bows to the crowd to avoid the :e2tomato:*

nerds
03-14-2008, 06:26 PM
when good chickens go bad




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reigningcatsndogs
03-14-2008, 06:28 PM
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t61/deevius/funny/BOOBS.gif

davids
03-14-2008, 06:30 PM
:e2moon:




eta: good day to you, davids :)

and to you my little energizer bunnster!

davids
03-14-2008, 06:31 PM
http://www.mindspill.org/317/enclosure/Silicone.jpg


mornin my little popsicle daffodilia-so you are speculatin' or are you tittulatin'?

reigningcatsndogs
03-14-2008, 06:33 PM
mornin my little popsicle daffodilia-so you are speculatin' or are you tittulatin'?

ummm -- i got boobs on the brain?

http://www.stopviolence.com/images/9-11/SaddamPolicy1.jpg

Jongfan
03-14-2008, 06:34 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f378/Lynne_Abrams/mojitos.jpg



Happy Sexy Silly Friday, David and all

Great poem, ToT...

davids
03-14-2008, 06:34 PM
There once was a man on meds
Who took to drinking and beds
He got off his trawler
To catch a young prowler
Who screamed in ecstasy, da-vids.

*bows to the crowd to avoid the :e2tomato:*

there goes that purdy gal makin me feel all nice and warm in me entrayoualls-prowlerette though if you do not mind!!!!

davids
03-14-2008, 06:36 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f378/Lynne_Abrams/mojitos.jpg



Happy Sexy Silly Friday, David and all

Great poem, ToT...

there is my hot lady best friend-she is a genius when it comes to poetry and-----no not here P.P I promised you I would not revealipate that so I wont!!!!! Guesses anyone??? Oh you are all so shmutzig!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
03-14-2008, 06:39 PM
Learning to sing soprano???

http://messingaboutinboats.typepad.com/sailing/images/2007/10/05/wrongwaytogetofftheboat.jpg

TrainofThought
03-14-2008, 06:40 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f378/Lynne_Abrams/mojitos.jpg



Happy Sexy Silly Friday, David and all

Great poem, ToT...My kind of thread, silliness and Mojitos! Mmmm...

Thanks! I've been working on my prosetry can't you tell... or not? :D

nerds
03-14-2008, 06:43 PM
ummm -- i got boobs on the brain?


Better than on the floor, my dear.

:D

reigningcatsndogs
03-14-2008, 06:47 PM
Better than on the floor, my dear.

:D


That's what this is for...

http://ducttape.pbwiki.com/f/shrine.jpg

Duct tape -- so versatile, so strong, and it comes in all these new designer colors.

davids
03-14-2008, 06:51 PM
My kind of thread, silliness and Mojitos! Mmmm...

Thanks! I've been working on my prosetry can't you tell... or not? :D


yes yes TOT most assuredly-let this evidence be obvious as is your beauty-your smile-and your talent!

davids
03-14-2008, 06:51 PM
can you imagine that Kevin-the traitorous indeyebitchyouall that he is has started a thread about serious Friday-I am so like valley dude insulted!

reigningcatsndogs
03-14-2008, 06:55 PM
can you imagine that Kevin-the traitorous indeyebitchyouall that he is has started a thread about serious Friday-I am so like valley dude insulted!

but does his thread have cows wearing purple socks??? I think not!

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/Shadowcaver/HillbillyMotorcycle.jpg

nerds
03-14-2008, 06:56 PM
can you imagine that Kevin-the traitorous indeyebitchyouall that he is has started a thread about serious Friday-I am so like valley dude insulted!



Maybe his thread title should be To Kill a Mockingherd.

davids
03-14-2008, 07:00 PM
maybe La Nerda-i posted on it and was quite somber and sedatified-just told them or tried to explain that I undrestood-after all I am eggstremely wealthy-unbelieveable successful-have no real needs or wishes-other than world flatulence-but no one seems to take be seriously even on a somber at least marginally thrombotic thread-oh did I mention that I look like a combination of Clint Eastwood and Pat O'brian, that my mother is Jewish and that I own a 65 foot yacht?

davids
03-14-2008, 07:01 PM
but does his thread have cows wearing purple socks??? I think not!

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/Shadowcaver/HillbillyMotorcycle.jpg


you see children this is the kind of supphose that one neads when under attack!

let the good times role-oh hell what am I saying in my life they always are!!!!

C.bronco
03-14-2008, 07:01 PM
davids on his web-cam: so suave!
http://usera.imagecave.com/general_washington/Lobster-At-Work.jpg

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-14-2008, 07:02 PM
SERIOUS Friday? What the hell would anyone want with a SERIOUS Friday?

davids
03-14-2008, 07:03 PM
now there is my girl-full of passion and great weyesdome-what up girl! they are just jealousified of our thread!!!!

Brighid
03-14-2008, 07:08 PM
http://math.hope.edu/newsletter/2006-07/ein-pie.gif

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-14-2008, 07:08 PM
They will NEVAH surpass the wonderfulness of US.

Jongfan
03-14-2008, 07:09 PM
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii276/crash_photos_01/Boring.jpg

the results of Serious Friday are in..

davids
03-14-2008, 07:10 PM
Brighid hi and hertzlich willkommen-you got that one right ol' Fashioned Girl

Brighid
03-14-2008, 07:10 PM
Serious and Friday should never be together in the same sentence!

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/thumb/2/29/Sing_yourself_silly.jpeg/300px-Sing_yourself_silly.jpeg

reigningcatsndogs
03-14-2008, 07:27 PM
David's favorite golf course...

http://www.tourdeforcecycle.com/images/golf_funny.jpg


(they should make toilet bowls this big... then guys might actually NOT miss!)

davids
03-14-2008, 07:28 PM
Brighid aint frighid
she is a hotty not spotty
she says in aloof
IT aint no spoof
as she sings in
glory
those songs of titglory!!!!

Jongfan
03-14-2008, 07:29 PM
there is my hot lady best friend-she is a genius when it comes to poetry and-----no not here P.P I promised you I would not revealipate that so I wont!!!!! Guesses anyone??? Oh you are all so shmutzig!!!!




Phew!.. you can't be giving away all our secrets..

davids
03-14-2008, 07:29 PM
David's favorite golf course...

http://www.tourdeforcecycle.com/images/golf_funny.jpg


(they should make toilet bowls this big... then guys might actually NOT miss!)


the nineteenth hole-dug by my ladies down at Pinky's-led by the one and only Mizz P.P the hottest totty of em all!!!!

davids
03-14-2008, 07:30 PM
Phew!.. you can't be giving away all our secrets..


hell babe we got so many of em that givin a way a few is almost like bein a damn humanitarian-D not Dave

TrainofThought
03-14-2008, 07:35 PM
The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family!”

No one moved. The preacher continued, “Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in our heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression!”

Again, all was quiet. Slowly a “drop dead” gorgeous blonde with a body that would not stop rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke.

“Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan. I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets.”

nerds
03-14-2008, 07:37 PM
maybe La Nerda-i posted on it and was quite somber and sedatified-just told them or tried to explain that I undrestood-after all I am eggstremely wealthy-unbelieveable successful-have no real needs or wishes-other than world flatulence-but no one seems to take be seriously even on a somber at least marginally thrombotic thread-oh did I mention that I look like a combination of Clint Eastwood and Pat O'brian, that my mother is Jewish and that I own a 65 foot yacht?


:roll:



In other Friday news . . .


Liberace Lobster


http://www.norcalblogs.com/observation_deck/lobster.jpg


having just finished filming Married to the Lob, debuts tonight on Broadway in Garlic and Old Lace.

davids
03-14-2008, 07:37 PM
:ROFL:
The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family!”

No one moved. The preacher continued, “Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in our heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression!”

Again, all was quiet. Slowly a “drop dead” gorgeous blonde with a body that would not stop rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke.

“Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan. I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets.”
:ROFL::snoopy:

davids
03-14-2008, 07:38 PM
:roll:



In other Friday news . . .


Liberace Lobster


http://www.norcalblogs.com/observation_deck/lobster.jpg


having just finished filming Married to the Lob, debuts tonight on Broadway in Garlic and Old Lace.


I told that damned uncle Sid to stop wearing aunt Gloria's boa-sheesh-what a Petunia!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
03-14-2008, 07:50 PM
ever have one of those days...?

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa297/sukirooroo/hilarious.jpg

Haggis
03-14-2008, 07:51 PM
:roll:



In other Friday news . . .


Liberace Lobster


http://www.norcalblogs.com/observation_deck/lobster.jpg


having just finished filming Married to the Lob, debuts tonight on Broadway in Garlic and Old Lace.

Someone needs a shell waxing.

Jongfan
03-14-2008, 08:01 PM
Someone needs a shell waxing.



here you go david.. this lady was so pleased with her waxing, she offered to do you.http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z10/skincarediva/bikwaxing.jpg

davids
03-14-2008, 08:02 PM
ooh P-let there be wax-ing eloquent upon my strapped and steely body!!!!

Jongfan
03-14-2008, 08:11 PM
ooh P-let there be wax-ing eloquent upon my strapped and steely body!!!!

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p198/haiaucaly216/nailshop012.jpg

Let the fun begin.. just hop up on the table and await the painful pleasure

Voyager
03-14-2008, 08:30 PM
Happy Seelly Fry Day, Davids, my love!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a372/RomeoFalling/793.jpg

davids
03-14-2008, 08:43 PM
Happy Seelly Fry Day, Davids, my love!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a372/RomeoFalling/793.jpg


how's mah purdy beautiful lady doing today?

gotta run out and check up on the gals at Pinky's-be back in a bit-just in case anybody posts and does not get a kiss and a hug from me-if you are a dude-just post-but since the men have abandoned this thread that should not be el promblemo for el lobsterino-bis spater taters!!!!1

Angelinity
03-14-2008, 09:32 PM
Happy

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/Friday-6.gif

AWers

reigningcatsndogs
03-14-2008, 09:55 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-special-ring-of-hell.jpg

JLCwrites
03-14-2008, 10:27 PM
Peeking in...
Hi Everybody! :hi:

Happy Silly Friday!

A.M. Wildman
03-14-2008, 10:31 PM
C'mere ya hairy lobster. It's FRY-day.


muahahahaha!:poke:

Voyager
03-14-2008, 10:33 PM
how's mah purdy beautiful lady doing today?

gotta run out and check up on the gals at Pinky's-be back in a bit-just in case anybody posts and does not get a kiss and a hug from me-if you are a dude-just post-but since the men have abandoned this thread that should not be el promblemo for el lobsterino-bis spater taters!!!!1

I'm wonderful, gorgeous. And don't worry about the males, just leaves more broads for you :D

davids
03-14-2008, 10:38 PM
yup voyage I be all fer dat!!!!

Mizz Lurkey so good to see you as usual

You obviously Ily as well
A.M. also good to see you-I need support hose here don'e cha know man?

Mary keep sending silly you are doing great as you are silly as I have told you recently!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
03-14-2008, 10:51 PM
like this?? (I think I posted this somewhere else once, but can't remember)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW1BDiWMvrc

Angelinity
03-14-2008, 11:00 PM
how many figures can you see?

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/Duas33.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
03-14-2008, 11:01 PM
I FINALLY FOUND A CLIP FROM A MUSIC VIDEO IN WHICH DAVID MAKES A GUEST APPEARANCE -- sorry, you gotta almost go to the halfway point, but I swear HE IS THERE!!! I SAW IT!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3mf0WfQCDc&feature=related


ETA: The counter is at 2:54 -- my boys told me to make sure I added that so no one else had to sit and watch the whole thing -- kids just don't get classic music!!

Jongfan
03-14-2008, 11:07 PM
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb218/Glamorous_Intoxication/lobster.jpg

Angelinity
03-14-2008, 11:20 PM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/Duas34.jpg

Susie
03-14-2008, 11:21 PM
Roses are red
Violets are weird.
I'd be Howie
If I had a beard! :D

Silly Friday it is!

Komnena
03-14-2008, 11:22 PM
someone stole my marvelus ideea it was all about short people throwing magic things into a majik volkanoe and wattchingh them blow up and stuff i think it was horribul ta doo thet whut du ya thenk if i spel wurds enuf difrent wheys i got to ghet thim rhite sumtieme

Komnena
03-14-2008, 11:25 PM
The value of pie usually depends upon its ingredients and the difficulty of making said pie.

davids
03-15-2008, 12:18 AM
Welcome Suse Q and Komnena good to see ya dropping by-and Susie happy birthday-let the old man give you an ahem hug-well heck it is your birthday right?

Now to you Mary-that does not look like me in the least-as a matter of fact and coincidentyoually-two buddies went to a concert last night-Gypsy Kings-today they are telling me it was amazing-I have never heard them nor seen them-at any rate they are all stunned and excited and in wonder-good I tell em must have been a great concert!!!

Yah yah but it was the bass player-so I ask-the bass Player got you excited? No no-he is your twin-it is amazing that he is your exact double-I said poor bugger but at least he is a musician-they were really being serious-I have a mug that is hard to duplicate-anyway I have no idea what the bugger looks like but apparently we are twins-so if anybody wants to see me you know where to find my face!!!! or his face or somebodys freaking face!!!!

oh and if he is fat it aint me-i aint fat!!!!

Susie
03-15-2008, 12:31 AM
Many thx, David. You're the superest! My b-day's tomorrow, but I'm glad to celebrate on Silly Friday! :D

davids
03-15-2008, 12:34 AM
well what the poop is a happy birthday thread up for-it makes cha one day older-that just aint right doll-no seyeree!!!!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-15-2008, 12:36 AM
Davids at his sexy best (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdxC3hGBVfM)...

TrainofThought
03-15-2008, 12:41 AM
Now to you Mary-that does not look like me in the least-as a matter of fact and coincidentyoually-two buddies went to a concert last night-Gypsy Kings-today they are telling me it was amazing-I have never heard them nor seen them-at any rate they are all stunned and excited and in wonder-good I tell em must have been a great concert!!!

Yah yah but it was the bass player-so I ask-the bass Player got you excited? No no-he is your twin-it is amazing that he is your exact double-I said poor bugger but at least he is a musician-they were really being serious-I have a mug that is hard to duplicate-anyway I have no idea what the bugger looks like but apparently we are twins-so if anybody wants to see me you know where to find my face!!!! or his face or somebodys freaking face!!!!

oh and if he is fat it aint me-i aint fat!!!!LOL!!

Okay, davids, which one is your twin. :D

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/gkbio_image2_p3.jpg

davids
03-15-2008, 12:47 AM
i do not think any of them look like me-which one is te bass player?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-15-2008, 12:50 AM
IMPORTANT MESSAGE:



You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, this kind of cruel theft is happening with other body parts as well!

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.

Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.

And then the thieves struck again..

My Butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm waving to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those "plastic" surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something "lifted", look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

reigningcatsndogs
03-15-2008, 12:51 AM
Now to you Mary-that does not look like me in the least-


:rant:It certainly IS you!!! Did you watch??? At 2:44 on the counter, for a fleeting second, YOU ARE THERE!!!!

davids
03-15-2008, 12:52 AM
yah those bastardos are really mean-they do not hold back-they go after men as well I will have cha know!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
03-15-2008, 01:07 AM
Davids at his sexy best (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdxC3hGBVfM)...


OMG OFG that was so HAWT!:e2faint:

I had that very dream, except that it wasn't in a bathtub, and there were weiner dogs instead of a lobster, and a margarita instead of a beer. Well, okay, so it wasn't exactly that very dream...

Angelinity
03-15-2008, 01:14 AM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/xavierpadilla.jpg

davids
03-15-2008, 01:21 AM
sorry to disappointulate cha ladies-but my friend just dropped by and said it was not one of the brothers but that it was the bass player and i think he might have been a pick-up bassist-at any rate it was at San Manuel Casino and he said they were taping it-so it will probably be on you tube in a couple of days-so if it is important one can I suppose check it out!

reigningcatsndogs
03-15-2008, 01:25 AM
This Gypsy King???

http://www.vannercentral.com/images/Gypsy%20King%20left%20side%20head%20down.jpg

davids
03-15-2008, 01:31 AM
well there is probably at least one similarity!

reigningcatsndogs
03-15-2008, 01:35 AM
You have feathers on your feet too?:D

davids
03-15-2008, 03:26 AM
yah right that's right-you got it popsicle-right on-feathers on my feet-yup that is it!!!

so everybody else made like a duck and flocked off?

SpookyWriter
03-15-2008, 03:28 AM
How come that cock has a vigina?



http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Joe-Ekaitis/gigantism.jpg

davids
03-15-2008, 03:31 AM
you know I saw that two-great mimes stink alike-I did not comment on it as I knew it would alluripateify you into the thread-what up spookster?

I thinkl they are what is left of prehistoric testicular rooster folds! You see back in pre history the combatant rooster could pull it back up-suck it in so to speak-while gladiatorially doing his passagiatta wearing his Italian silks-opened necked shirt-down by the old Colloseo!

A.M. Wildman
03-15-2008, 03:33 AM
How come that cock has a vigina?


Steroids.

SpookyWriter
03-15-2008, 03:38 AM
you know I saw that two-great mimes stink alike-I did not comment on it as I knew it would alluripateify you into the thread-what up spookster?

I thinkl they are what is left of prehistoric testicular rooster folds! You see back in pre history the combatant rooster could pull it back up-suck it in so to speak-while gladiatorially doing his passagiatta wearing his Italian silks-opened necked shirt-down by the old Colloseo!:D Somehow I'm not so hungry chicken-for-dinner tonight.

davids
03-15-2008, 03:51 AM
they say rooster alla bongo with mayo is quite appetizing when eaten in Des Moines in a Catholic Deli

SpookyWriter
03-15-2008, 03:53 AM
they say rooster alla bongo with mayo is quite appetizing when eaten in Des Moines in a Catholic DeliI'll take your word. I'm eating seafood surprise tonight. No, you're not on the platter. But I do have snail of the sea. Yummy.

Silver King
03-15-2008, 04:01 AM
How come that cock has a vigina?
You're behind the times, Jon. It's called a vajayjay these days.

That reminds me of a woman who went to the doctor because her husband said her vajayjay was getting too big and claimed it was like a canyon.

The doctor, while examining her, said, "It does appear very big. It does appear very big. It does appear very big."

"I heard you the first time," the woman said. "You don't have to keep repeating yourself."

"I didn't," he said. "That was my echo."

davids
03-15-2008, 04:01 AM
you know spookster I live mostly on me boat down here and sea food? Hell there aint much nuttin better! Sea Snail-now you do have a bit of taste don't cha old thing??? That is to say you do-not that you are old-that is a derma abrasion of endearment!

davids
03-15-2008, 04:04 AM
You're behind the times, Jon. It's called a vajayjay these days.

That reminds me of a woman who went to the doctor because her husband said her vajayjay was getting too big and claimed it was like a canyon.

The doctor, while examining her, said, "It does appear very big. It does appear very big. It does appear very big."

"I heard you the first time," the woman said. "You don't have to keep repeating yourself."

"I didn't," he said. "That was my echo."

i think we need a modificator in here-this is getting sillier by the momentuos perpendiculariousness of this witz-which although slobvious and written by an angle of no ill repute-was pretty damned funny! Mod Mod-here boy-whistle loudly through his powerfully muscular lips-here boy come on-thas a boy-where are our modifuckitaorious gladiolas when we need em? Whoops! Did I just say an unintentional non gentlemanly word-----Mod mod here boy!!!!

Kerr
03-15-2008, 04:09 AM
Here's the world's largest Red Lobster. You're moving up in the world, davids. Happy Silly Friday.
http://www.hogwild.net/images/Misc/freedom-tower.jpg

SpookyWriter
03-15-2008, 04:13 AM
you know spookster I live mostly on me boat down here and sea food? Hell there aint much nuttin better! Sea Snail-now you do have a bit of taste don't cha old thing??? That is to say you do-not that you are old-that is a derma abrasion of endearment!I like the glass bottom boats, best. Yes I do. I want to sea my dinner floating by before my makings. Yummy. No mermaids for me though.

davids
03-15-2008, 04:13 AM
Here's the world's largest Red Lobster. You're moving up in the world, davids. Happy Silly Friday.
http://www.hogwild.net/images/Misc/freedom-tower.jpg


same to you dear heart and thanks for dropping by-inceyedenyoually-that is my famous uncle Nathan-he was always the social climber of the family!

reigningcatsndogs
03-15-2008, 04:18 AM
You're behind the times, Jon. It's called a vajayjay these days.

That reminds me of a woman who went to the doctor because her husband said her vajayjay was getting too big and claimed it was like a canyon.

The doctor, while examining her, said, "It does appear very big. It does appear very big. It does appear very big."

"I heard you the first time," the woman said. "You don't have to keep repeating yourself."

"I didn't," he said. "That was my echo."

Lemme guess -- the doctor was actually the new Sturgeon General!!

davids
03-15-2008, 04:20 AM
Lemme guess -- the doctor was actually the new Sturgeon General!!


OUCH!!!!

davids
03-15-2008, 04:21 AM
I like the glass bottom boats, best. Yes I do. I want to sea my dinner floating by before my makings. Yummy. No mermaids for me though.


I always take a nubile mermaid dolce for afters-it is like a fine digestivo-just puts the tummy in the finest fiddle!

SpookyWriter
03-15-2008, 05:12 AM
I'm having a hard time with a snappy comeback. Brrr...

davids
03-15-2008, 05:16 AM
I'm having a hard time with a snappy comeback. Brrr...


that is because i am classic lobster tail!

SpookyWriter
03-15-2008, 05:31 AM
that is because i am classic lobster tail!Or maybe because I was busied editing (critiquing) another writer. Sorry, short attention span. My bad. But I'm done now and can enjoy the show.

Carry on, or carry out.

davids
03-15-2008, 05:57 AM
Or maybe because I was busied editing (critiquing) another writer. Sorry, short attention span. My bad. But I'm done now and can enjoy the show.

Carry on, or carry out.


Gotta tell ya Jon I have been doing the same thing pretty much all day-I am fortunate though in the fact that the kids that I edit have learned from a master and it is a joy to help them-hope you have a similar situation. I am going off now to bandage my bleeding eye thingys-have a great evening one and all that thanks for a most silly Friday-love Dave:Hug2:

The_Grand_Duchess
03-15-2008, 06:21 AM
Hey it's late I know but I just wanted to say hi! I'm around kinda.

SpookyWriter
03-15-2008, 06:27 AM
Gotta tell ya Jon I have been doing the same thing pretty much all day-I am fortunate though in the fact that the kids that I edit have learned from a master and it is a joy to help them-hope you have a similar situation. I am going off now to bandage my bleeding eye thingys-have a great evening one and all that thanks for a most silly Friday-love Dave:Hug2:Might you master a beer tonight and best weekend dreamy days.