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ColoradoGuy
03-14-2008, 05:25 AM
Enough about literary agent and publishing scams--try this one! Get your MD in less than three years without even going to college! The Number One School in the US of A! (http://www.stewartmed.org)

SpookyWriter
03-14-2008, 05:46 AM
I like the fact you can take most of the courses online. :D

sheadakota
03-14-2008, 05:51 AM
ahh- well, that explains the last batch of residents we got.

Silver King
03-14-2008, 05:59 AM
I'd qualify as a "nontraditional student." Then I'd get my degree in no time.

SK, MD, has a nice ring to it. My experience with filleting fish will come in handy. Where's the patient? More importantly, where's my scalpel?

SpookyWriter
03-14-2008, 06:02 AM
I'd qualify as a "nontraditional student." Then I'd get my degree in no time.

SK, MD, has a nice ring to it. My experience with filleting fish will come in handy. Where's the patient? More importantly, where's my scalpel?Now if they could only combine the MD with an HD, I'd be set.

Hillary
03-14-2008, 06:03 AM
SK, MD, has a nice ring to it. My experience with filleting fish will come in handy. Where's the patient? More importantly, where's my scalpel?

I have a scalpel. And syringes. And hemostats.

My dad has been getting me medical equipment to play with since I was a child.

And hell, I have a lot of cool drugs at work.

We should start an AW medical school. Who wants to come up with our motto?

maestrowork
03-14-2008, 06:04 AM
I'm Chocolate Pants, MD.

SpookyWriter
03-14-2008, 06:06 AM
Who wants to come up with our motto?A stitch in rymthe saves another agent a dime?

TerzaRima
03-14-2008, 06:10 AM
Ahahaha! Really, the best line on that site has to be

Possession of a bachelors degree upon matriculation is not required, although recommended for the student's increased self esteem, self confidence, and the perception of your peers.

The pictures of the "campus" are also pretty great.


Stewart University is the first medical school to open west of the Mississippi in the past 45 years.SM

Okay, STEP OFF, youse mail-order quacks. My medical school was founded 35 years ago, west of the Mississippi. It did insist, though, that I slog through various basic sciences, which I clearly see now were completely unnecessary.

SpookyWriter
03-14-2008, 06:31 AM
My medical school was founded 35 years ago, west of the Mississippi. It did insist, though, that I slog through various basic sciences, which I clearly see now were completely unnecessary.I vaguely remember my medical classes from third grade: The hip bone is connected to the chin bone.

I r a MD. Whoots! Now who wants to be my first patient?

reigningcatsndogs
03-14-2008, 06:31 AM
I'd qualify as a "nontraditional student." Then I'd get my degree in no time.

SK, MD, has a nice ring to it. My experience with filleting fish will come in handy. Where's the patient? More importantly, where's my scalpel?


That would make you a sturgeon, wouldn't it?:Shrug:

SpookyWriter
03-14-2008, 06:33 AM
That would make you a sturgeon, wouldn't it?:Shrug:ewwww....I'm off beluga now. Thanks.

KTC
03-14-2008, 06:34 AM
I became an MD in 1 hour. The other day I went to City Hall and legally changed my name to Marcus Welby. You can just call me Marcus though. I like that more than Doctor.

ColoradoGuy
03-14-2008, 06:49 AM
I found the link on the wonderful Panda Bear, MD, blog (http://pandabearmd.com/). The Panda's analysis of the faculty:

At the risk of sounding shallow, one look at the nepotic rogues gallery comprising its administration, including the Provost Emeritus whose photograph lools like the last known picture of a Nazi war criminal before he fled to Argentina and the Chief Operations Officer who is a dead ringer for the Girl in the Back of the Bus who smoked cigarettes and let the boys look at her hooters, should be all anybody needs to know.

SpookyWriter
03-14-2008, 06:51 AM
I became an MD in 1 hour. The other day I went to City Hall and legally changed my name to Marcus Welby. You can just call me Marcus though. I like that more than Doctor.

But did you change the lens on the camera?

http://marcusletter.bravehost.com/images/dr_letter2.jpg

KTC
03-14-2008, 06:53 AM
But did you change the lens on the camera?

http://marcusletter.bravehost.com/images/dr_letter2.jpg

Don't do that. I'll vomit. Then Jenna will read that I vomitted and she will vomit. Stop posting shaky pictures. Shaky pictures screw up my gag reflexes.


Jenna...don't puke.

SpookyWriter
03-14-2008, 06:56 AM
The picture looks fine to me. Maybe you need to lay off the bulldog for a bit.

KTC
03-14-2008, 06:57 AM
I have a golden retriever, young man.

SpookyWriter
03-14-2008, 07:00 AM
I have a golden retriever, young man.Me too. But who do you think I'd prefer to share my bed with?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31tavvEpAxL._AA280_.jpg

Whoofff...

KTC
03-14-2008, 07:01 AM
I don't know? I'm not good at guessing games.

SpookyWriter
03-14-2008, 07:03 AM
I don't know? I'm not good at guessing games.Then you'd make a fine doctor.

KTC
03-14-2008, 07:05 AM
Then you'd make a fine doctor.

Why in the name of God do you think I changed my name? You like to go full circle don't you. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. Marcus Welby, MD. Pleased to meet you.

reigningcatsndogs
03-14-2008, 07:07 AM
Why in the name of God do you think I changed my name? You like to go full circle don't you. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. Marcus Welby, MD. Pleased to meet you.
http://www.tv-intros.com/m/marcus%20welby.jpg

damn, you've aged well

SpookyWriter
03-14-2008, 07:10 AM
Why in the name of God do you think I changed my name? You like to go full circle don't you. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. Marcus Welby, MD. Pleased to meet you.Are you related to Cromwell? I am of somewhat knowledged that Dr. Marcus Welby is a direct decendant.

http://www.chaptersofdublin.com/books/BuckWhaley/Whaley%20pix/famtree.gif

KTC
03-14-2008, 05:50 PM
Are you related to Cromwell? I am of somewhat knowledged that Dr. Marcus Welby is a direct decendant.

http://www.chaptersofdublin.com/books/BuckWhaley/Whaley%20pix/famtree.gif

I was once insane like you. Yes, there was a time.

Unique
03-14-2008, 06:31 PM
whattaya mean 'once'.

Still(!)

KTC
03-14-2008, 06:33 PM
as in be still my heart.

Robert Toy
03-14-2008, 06:38 PM
as in be still my heart.
That's what defibrillators are for.

maestrowork
03-14-2008, 06:51 PM
Once was a fine film.