I was off the stuff man. Three months clean. No sodas, no coffee, no tea. I was caffeine free baby. I'd kicked the habit, cold turkey, from at least one Full Throttle a day to strictly water and juice.
But then I had to stay up late last night. And just had to wake up too tired to think straight this morning. I was left with no choice I tells ya! I didn't wanna do it!
Incidentally, if you haven't had any caffeine in over 90 days and then you just suddenly down two full energy drinks (two, because after the 1st one had the audacity to not immediately kick in you imprudently downed its twin as well) you end up spending most of the day praying that your heart won't explode and thinking that the only way to keep your heart from exploding is to remain in perpetual motion. I feel like I could take on a small army of Columbian hitmen who've invaded my extravagant Miami mansion.
Anybody else's 2008 resolutions (mine actually started before 2008, as I generally reject that whole idea of planning resolutions around the New Year, but I digress) gone to hell already?
But then I had to stay up late last night. And just had to wake up too tired to think straight this morning. I was left with no choice I tells ya! I didn't wanna do it!
Incidentally, if you haven't had any caffeine in over 90 days and then you just suddenly down two full energy drinks (two, because after the 1st one had the audacity to not immediately kick in you imprudently downed its twin as well) you end up spending most of the day praying that your heart won't explode and thinking that the only way to keep your heart from exploding is to remain in perpetual motion. I feel like I could take on a small army of Columbian hitmen who've invaded my extravagant Miami mansion.
Anybody else's 2008 resolutions (mine actually started before 2008, as I generally reject that whole idea of planning resolutions around the New Year, but I digress) gone to hell already?
It works every time!
