LOLCAT Bible

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Thank you KENFUSION for sending me this! It maded mah day.
http://www.neatorama.com/2008/03/07/lolcat-bible/

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Using a wiki program, the [COLOR=#32527a! important][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][COLOR=#32527a! important][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Bible[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR] is being translated into LOLCat. Here’s the first few verses from Genesis 1:
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An [COLOR=#32527a! important][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][COLOR=#32527a! important][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Ceiling[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR] Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.
5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
Very good stuff. Of course, you’ve never really experienced the Bible until you’ve read it in the original Klingon.
 

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Oh, look! It's the friggin' apocalypse.

(Lolcats make me homicidal.)
 

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"Neener neener"??!

Your cutting remarks have degraded this thread!

-Derek
 
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