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SpookyWriter
03-11-2008, 05:30 AM
:roll: My mom has more fun than me.


We had some excitement today at work. A bomb scare. Everyone evacuted the building and DPS with their dogs took over the building. I took my lunch bag plus my purse. We were out of the building for two hours so when lunch time rolled around I had my lunch with me. Got some strange looks from others. They didn't bring their lunch boxes. Got some strange looks from the police officers too. Guess they wondered what was in my lunch bag.

So much for a day of work in government.

A. Hamilton
03-11-2008, 05:36 AM
smart thinking.

melaniehoo
03-11-2008, 06:37 AM
I worked for the Jewish Community Center in Chicago for about a year and we had several bomb scares. They were speed-dialed/hotlined/red-phoned/whatever to the police & fire department so they always arrived really quickly. We single ladies made sure to grab our purses to freshen for the hottie firemen that would be outside. They gave us weird looks, too, but we were just happy they were looking! ;)

MoonWriter
03-11-2008, 06:56 AM
Spooky - I think I've laughed at everyone of your posts. So, I gotta question. Why in the hell are you writing horror? The suspense I can see - that makes for good jokes. You should definitely try your hand at comedy - lots of sitcoms could use your talent!
tim

Mumut
03-11-2008, 07:07 AM
I always wanted to talk to one of these bomb-threateners. I'd tell them not to ring in the morning because we'd be back at work in a couple of hours. But if it was 1.30 or 2pm we'd usually be told we could go home because the mayhem of returning that late in the afternoon would mean nothing much would be done anyway. That's why I always took my car keys with me.

DeleyanLee
03-11-2008, 07:10 AM
Only time I experienced a bomb threat was in high school. Someone called and said that it was in the auditorium. I had drama class at that time, and when they notified the teacher about the threat, he had us go through and search the auditorium before the cops arrived. We didn't find anything and neither did the cops. We didn't get to go home early, though.

We found out about the bomb threat on the news that night. My mother was horrified. It's a wonder that teacher didn't get fired, y'know?

SpookyWriter
03-13-2008, 02:30 AM
Spooky - I think I've laughed at everyone of your posts. So, I gotta question. Why in the hell are you writing horror? The suspense I can see - that makes for good jokes. You should definitely try your hand at comedy - lots of sitcoms could use your talent!
timI'm too short to reach my target audience.

KTC
03-13-2008, 03:01 AM
Spooky, get the bejesus off my shoes. I'm not your booster seat.

Broadswordbabe
03-13-2008, 03:07 AM
I'm too short to reach my target audience.

No-one's too short to be funny. Ever met Pratchett's Nac Mac Feegle?

KTC
03-13-2008, 03:08 AM
Granny's got a bomb
Granny's got a bomb
Her whole world's come undone
From looking straight at the sun
What did her Spooky do?
What did he put you through?

They say when Granny was arrested
They found him underneath a train
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Granny's got a bomb
She ain't never gonna be the same

Granny's got a bomb
Granny's got a bomb
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell her now it's untrue
What did her Spooky do?

SpookyWriter
03-13-2008, 03:09 AM
Spooky, get the bejesus off my shoes. I'm not your booster seat.Check my sex-love between your toes. I think we're going to start a new family.

KTC
03-13-2008, 03:10 AM
Check my sex-love between your toes. I think we're going to start a new family.


I think you're headin' for a hittin', my friend.

SpookyWriter
03-13-2008, 03:10 AM
No-one's too short to be funny. Ever met Pratchett's Mac Nac Feegle?I can't even pronounce it sober.

KTC
03-13-2008, 03:11 AM
I can't even pronounce it sober.


I haven't been drinking. I have no problem saying, "it".

SpookyWriter
03-13-2008, 03:11 AM
I think you're headin' for a hittin', my friend.That's the closest to physical contact I've had all weak.

KTC
03-13-2008, 03:16 AM
I can smack you silly if it'll help. I'm all about being there for the lonely hearted.

Broadswordbabe
03-13-2008, 03:16 AM
That's the closest to physical contact I've had all weak.

Paging Dr Freud....

JLCwrites
03-13-2008, 03:17 AM
Spook! Your mom is awesome! Think she'll give me a bite of her sammich?

KTC
03-13-2008, 03:20 AM
Spook! Your mom is awesome! Think she'll give me a bite of her sammich?


It's turkey. That's just wrong.

JLCwrites
03-13-2008, 03:22 AM
It's turkey. That's just wrong.Bite me.

KTC
03-13-2008, 03:25 AM
Bite me.


First, I insist that you spritz yourself with salt. Thank you.

SpookyWriter
03-13-2008, 03:29 AM
Spook! Your mom is awesome! Think she'll give me a bite of her sammich?My mom don't hear so good nowadays.

I called her last week and this was our typical conversation.

me: Hi mom, how's it going at work?
mom: I have to go back tomorrow for more tests.
me: I thought you passed all your tests all ready?
mom: The doctor wants to take a few more for my blood pressure.
me: But mom, I was talking about work. How do you like your new job?
mom: Oh, my job is fine. I have to go back tomorrow for more tests.
me: Okay mom, I gotta go now. The pizza man is at the door.
mom: Say hi to your brother for me. He was supposed to come over tonight but got stuck in traffic.

* sigh *

Gotta love mom.

DWSTXS
03-13-2008, 03:32 AM
Sure it's turkey? It could be yard-bird

KTC
03-13-2008, 03:32 AM
My mom don't hear so good nowadays.

I called her last week and this was our typical conversation.

me: Hi mom, how's it going at work?
mom: I have to go back tomorrow for more tests.
me: I thought you passed all your tests all ready?
mom: The doctor wants to take a few more for my blood pressure.
me: But mom, I was talking about work. How do you like your new job?
mom: Oh, my job is fine. I have to go back tomorrow for more tests.
me: Okay mom, I gotta go now. The pizza man is at the door.
mom: Say hi to your brother for me. He was supposed to come over tonight but got stuck in traffic.

* sigh *

Gotta love mom.


Are you the rumoured 5th brother that we aren't allowed to speak of? Your Momma sounds like my Momma.

DWSTXS
03-13-2008, 03:35 AM
My mom don't hear so good nowadays.

I called her last week and this was our typical conversation.

me: Hi mom, how's it going at work?
mom: I have to go back tomorrow for more tests.
me: I thought you passed all your tests all ready?
mom: The doctor wants to take a few more for my blood pressure.
me: But mom, I was talking about work. How do you like your new job?
mom: Oh, my job is fine. I have to go back tomorrow for more tests.
me: Okay mom, I gotta go now. The pizza man is at the door.
mom: Say hi to your brother for me. He was supposed to come over tonight but got stuck in traffic.

* sigh *

Gotta love mom.


My mom thinks of me as 'tech support' ('can you show me again how to do e-mail?...')


and after that it's
"Now put a new ribbon in my printer!"
"Mom, that printer doesn't need a new ribbon."
Yes it does, it stopped working after the least time you showed me how"
"Mom, let me show you again where the on/off switch is..."

SpookyWriter
03-13-2008, 03:35 AM
Are you the rumoured 5th brother that we aren't allowed to speak of? Your Momma sounds like my Momma.Could be.

KTC
03-13-2008, 03:37 AM
Could be. Me dads always remarks how it took a fifth of Scotch to get in the mood.

All Scots are a fifth. Just a wee bit.

JLCwrites
03-13-2008, 03:50 AM
My mom don't hear so good nowadays.

I called her last week and this was our typical conversation.

me: Hi mom, how's it going at work?
mom: I have to go back tomorrow for more tests.
me: I thought you passed all your tests all ready?
mom: The doctor wants to take a few more for my blood pressure.
me: But mom, I was talking about work. How do you like your new job?
mom: Oh, my job is fine. I have to go back tomorrow for more tests.
me: Okay mom, I gotta go now. The pizza man is at the door.
mom: Say hi to your brother for me. He was supposed to come over tonight but got stuck in traffic.

* sigh *

Gotta love mom.
LOL!

KTC
03-13-2008, 03:52 AM
I don't have conversations with mine.


Me: _____________________

Them: ________________

Me: __________________

Them: _____________________

Me: _________________



I always get the last word.

SpookyWriter
03-13-2008, 03:58 AM
All Scots are a fifth. Just a wee bit.You're lucky Scarlett isn't here to hear you say that...bwwwaaa....

SpookyWriter
03-13-2008, 03:59 AM
I don't have conversations with mimes.


Me: _____________________

Them: ________________

Me: __________________

Them: _____________________

Me: _________________



I always get the last word.Me either. I perfer they just go about their business. Much like clowns. Can't have a conversation with people sticking their fingers in your nose. :rant: