PDA

View Full Version : Thunderpants stole my Chihuahua



Haggis
03-08-2008, 11:12 PM
Don't you think he should put him back?

sunna
03-08-2008, 11:14 PM
*blinks*

Is that a telletubby?

Rolling Thunder
03-08-2008, 11:16 PM
No, it's Haggis' inner-child. After a big meal. :D

Jean Marie
03-08-2008, 11:17 PM
If I were you, I'd shoot 'im, ask questions later. 'Course, that's just me.

What was the question...yes, thunderthighs should put him back!

TrainofThought
03-08-2008, 11:20 PM
yes, thunderthighs should put him back!Take that back, Jean, he still has a pulse. He wasn't anywhere near my thighs.

Jean Marie
03-08-2008, 11:22 PM
Take that back, Jean, he still has a pulse. He wasn't anywhere near my thighs.
Taking things a bit personally, aren't we? Wasn't even talking about you...what's the chorus...this song's about you...lalalalalalalalalallalalal!!!

TrainofThought
03-08-2008, 11:32 PM
Taking things a bit personally, aren't we? Wasn't even talking about you...what's the chorus...this song's about you...lalalalalalalalalallalalal!!!It doesn't go like that... *sighs*

I walked into the thread like I was walking onto a yacht
My mask strategically dipped below one eye
My whips were ebony
I had one eye on the mirror as I watched myself smile with glee
And all the boys dreamed that theyd be my partner
Theyd be my partner, and...

Im so vain, you probably wish this post was about you
Im so vain, Ill bet you think this post was about you
Dont you? dont you?

rhymegirl
03-08-2008, 11:54 PM
Oh, poor Haggis.

Yes, he should give you back your little needle-chomping chihuahua.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-08-2008, 11:57 PM
How 'bout this one instead:

http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/images/ostrich_head.jpg

Huggis
03-08-2008, 11:58 PM
Arr! I be thinkin' it's a vast improvement.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-09-2008, 12:02 AM
Or this... for his 'feminine side':

http://blog.webshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/dog_video.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
03-09-2008, 12:06 AM
Oh, poor Haggis!!!! Here, I think you might need this today, and you don't have to share!

http://www.whisky.com/brands/images/lagavulin/16yo.jpg

(pulls out stock portfolio to adjust investments)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-09-2008, 12:08 AM
Look! His Royal Portrait from the 'King for a Week' years!

http://www.welcometothedoghouse.net/pics/30_chihuahua_painting.jpg

JLCwrites
03-09-2008, 12:37 AM
ORLANDO BLOOM!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/kent/content/images/2005/12/13/orlando_bloom_470x350.jpg

joyce
03-09-2008, 12:42 AM
I was wondering what happened to you.

The_Grand_Duchess
03-09-2008, 12:46 AM
I was wondering what happened to you.

We all wonder what happened to him. Even before this.

EriRae
03-09-2008, 01:10 AM
You leave for a few months and when you come back you find your chihuahua has turned into a freaky little yellow thing...

Bmwhtly
03-09-2008, 02:59 AM
A newly appointed super-mod abusing a mod?
There can be only one response:


3-1 Rllg gets busted back to Mod.
4-1 Haggis waits more than a week to get his avatar back.
5-1 Rllg gets his Mod Staff confiscated.
10-1 Rllg get's banned.
2-1 Rllg and Haggis discussed this beforehand.

Taking all Bets!

HeronW
03-09-2008, 03:03 AM
Whatthehell is a boobah? I prefer knowing where the needle is, and if the boobat's eyes glow, hum, I may change my vote.

Unique
03-09-2008, 03:05 AM
The ninja chihuahua was fly. Bring him back!

You can keep Paris and the needle)
Please; we insist.

Rolling Thunder
03-09-2008, 04:20 AM
A newly appointed super-mod abusing a mod?
There can be only one response:


3-1 Rllg gets busted back to Mod.
4-1 Haggis waits more than a week to get his avatar back.
5-1 Rllg gets his Mod Staff confiscated.
10-1 Rllg get's banned.
2-1 Rllg and Haggis discussed this beforehand.

Taking all Bets!

Why...you...you...you rotten scallion!

Jaycinth
03-09-2008, 04:26 AM
I love you ...RT.

Haggis
03-09-2008, 04:54 AM
After reviewing the poll results, I have come to the conclusion that there may be an abuse of power going on.

My staff has been instructed to take a look at the evidence and file a report no later than noon tomorrow. Should I find irrefutable proof of wrong-doing, heads will roll.

Many thanks to my supporters.

Kerr
03-09-2008, 05:04 AM
http://www.reuters.com/resources/pictures/galleries/Stories/633404218615156250/Previews/01_mdf1394510.JPG

Here ya go, Haggis. I just posted this somewhere else, but if it helps you out, I'm here for you.

choppersmom
03-09-2008, 09:22 AM
There's no eggplant in the poll.

Anthony Matias
03-09-2008, 09:49 AM
I kinda like your new avatar Haggis. It brings out that sweet, kind, gentler Haggis we all know is there (trying not to laugh). If someone could just photoshop a beard on it, you'd be set. ;)

Susie
03-09-2008, 10:25 AM
Don't you think he should put him back?


I heart Haggis & the doggie, ok and Thunderpants too!

Jaycinth
03-09-2008, 06:15 PM
Mr. Thunder ROCKS!!!!!

...if it weren't for him, poor, poor Haggis would still have to be a chihuahua!!!!

Unique
03-09-2008, 07:03 PM
a jauniced Michelin man just isn't my idea of 'Haggis', nor even haggis.

Haggis
03-09-2008, 07:14 PM
a jauniced Michelin man just isn't my idea of 'Haggis', nor even haggis.

Well said, Neeky. Well said.

I have reported Jenna and MacAllister for mod abuse. I expect the guilty to be punished forthwith, or even fifthwith, and I demand the return of my ninja Chihuahua sixthwith. As for Thunderbrat--I want his head. :e2teeth:

Cranky
03-09-2008, 07:26 PM
Well said, Neeky. Well said.

I have reported Jenna and MacAllister for mod abuse. I expect the guilty to be punished forthwith, or even fifthwith, and I demand the return of my ninja Chihuahua sixthwith. As for Thunderbrat--I want his head. :e2teeth:

Oh noes! Haggis, now you done it. I bet you're going to get sparkled now, forget about the ninja Chihuahua.

:cry:

RIP Ninja Doggie of Doom...

Haggis
03-09-2008, 08:13 PM
It appears that all of my good modly deeds have earned me a larger avatar. While I am not unappreciative, I want my #@!!+*% Chihuahua back.

reigningcatsndogs
03-09-2008, 08:36 PM
ROFLMAO!!!

:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::R OFL::ROFL:



Can't help it Haggis. For some reason, I saw that av and remembered that stupid song from Barney the Dinosaur -

Sun, sun, Mr. Golden Sun, Shining down on my....

Guess you are AW's Mr. Sunshine Guy now:Sun:

Haggis
03-09-2008, 08:42 PM
ROFLMAO!!!

:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::R OFL::ROFL:



Can't help it Haggis. For some reason, I saw that av and remembered that stupid song from Barney the Dinosaur -

Sun, sun, Mr. Golden Sun, Shining down on my....

Guess you are AW's Mr. Sunshine Guy now:Sun:

Oh, Gawd. Don't give Rllgdunder any ideas.

Cranky
03-09-2008, 08:45 PM
My bad...you got inflated AND sparkled.

:roll:

Haggis
03-09-2008, 08:46 PM
My bad...you got inflated AND sparkled.

:roll:

But I won't stoop to their level. I'm bigger than that.

Cranky
03-09-2008, 08:48 PM
But I won't stoop to their level. I'm bigger than that.

Absolutely, you are.

In fact, if you get any bigger, we're going to have to open a new forum every time you post. Mac might have to start charging admission to any thread you post in to pay for the bandwidth...

reigningcatsndogs
03-09-2008, 09:13 PM
Holy Helium, Batman!! He's almost hypnotic! I can't take my eyes off him.

Cranky
03-09-2008, 09:15 PM
Holy Helium, Batman!! He's almost hypnotic! I can't take my eyes off him.

My two year old just spotted it. He pointed at it and said, "Wooo!"

Cold comfort, perhaps, Haggis, but that's all I got.

Haggis
03-09-2008, 09:17 PM
My two year old just spotted it. He pointed at it and said, "Wooo!"

Cold comfort, perhaps, Haggis, but that's all I got.

Sadly, I find little solace in that. But thanks for trying, Cranky.

reigningcatsndogs
03-09-2008, 09:20 PM
If we throw some strings up to you, perhaps you could get a gig with Macy's?

You're our own little Miracle on AW Street!!

Anthony Matias
03-09-2008, 09:28 PM
Holy crud! How are you going to scare any children this way?

sunna
03-09-2008, 09:38 PM
I dunno; I just saw the sparkly xtra large version, and I'm scared.

JLCwrites
03-09-2008, 10:28 PM
:ROFL::roll::ROFL: I love it!

TrainofThought
03-09-2008, 10:30 PM
Haggis, dear, your avatar is hurting my eyes. Ill come up with something regarding how to get back at RT.

reigningcatsndogs
03-09-2008, 11:54 PM
-- praying that Haggis doesn't sneeze... praying that Haggis doesn't sneeze... -- or phoofy!! :eek:

robeiae
03-09-2008, 11:56 PM
*sigh*

Tools.

Haggis
03-10-2008, 03:44 AM
*sigh*

Tools.

About the avatars, Rob. Why is it always us?

Cranky
03-10-2008, 04:00 AM
It's a public service, Haggis.

We're all pranked out now, so April 1st should be nice and calm...

Robert Toy
03-10-2008, 04:07 AM
The devil is making me say this:

They should have at least circumcised you first!

joyce
03-10-2008, 04:20 AM
The devil is making me say this:

They should have at least circumcised you first!
:roll:

dolores haze
03-10-2008, 04:35 AM
Haggis - I'm sorry, darlin', but it's all over between us. There is no way that my pride will allow me to stalk an uncircumcised boobah. So there's at least one good thing about your transformation - you won't have to worry about me jumping into threads and smacking you over the head with a caber anymore. Farewell.

Your ex-stalker, Dolores.

*wonders who she should target next?*

Haggis
03-10-2008, 04:36 AM
Haggis - I'm sorry, darlin', but it's all over between us. There is no way that my pride will allow me to stalk an uncircumcised boobah. So there's at least one good thing about your transformation - you won't have to worry about me jumping into threads and smacking you over the head with a caber anymore. Farewell.

Your ex-stalker, Dolores.

*wonders who she should target next?*

It seems Thunderpants isn't quite through with me yet.

Cranky
03-10-2008, 04:38 AM
It seems Thunderpants isn't quite through with me yet.

Awwwwww....so cute! You really should've tried a pink boa sooner. It's very hip. OK, so not a boa, but pink is definitely your color.

Haggis
03-10-2008, 04:40 AM
Awwwwww....so cute! You really should've tried a pink boa sooner. It's very hip. OK, so not a boa, but pink is definitely your color.

I want my friggin' needle back.

Cranky
03-10-2008, 04:41 AM
I want my friggin' needle back.

Or at least a cigarette in a holder. Very Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Anthony Matias
03-10-2008, 04:42 AM
The question now comes up...Is Haggis actually Paris Hilton? Hmmm.

Silver King
03-10-2008, 05:03 AM
Poor Haggis. He's such a nice person and catches all manner of hell from people: mods, fellow AW members, even strangers on the street, I imagine.

It's difficult for me to stand idly by and witness the barrage of insults.

Do you want I should close this thread, poopsie? Just say the word, or yelp, and it's done.

In the meantime, stay strong and pretty. Help is on the way.

Robert Toy
03-10-2008, 05:08 AM
It seems Thunderpants isn't quite through with me yet.
Much better, see it didn't hurt that bad did it?

Haggis
03-10-2008, 05:08 AM
Poor Haggis. He's such a nice person and catches all manner of hell from people: mods, fellow AW members, even strangers on the street, I imagine.

It's difficult for me to stand idly by and witness the barrage of insults.

Do you want I should close this thread, poopsie? Just say the word, or yelp, and it's done.

In the meantime, stay strong and pretty. Help is on the way.

Actually, Dino, I've gotten three propositions since I inherited the pink Chihuahua. And ToT was strangely drawn to the other one, so all in all, I'm doing better today than I have all year.

Wait.

Make that four propositions. :D

I'm doing just fine. But thanks for asking.

eta: Make that three propositions. One of them was Toy, and I ain't buying.

rhymegirl
03-10-2008, 05:11 AM
Aw, look at Haggis.

So sweet-looking.

Haggis
03-10-2008, 05:15 AM
Aw, look at Haggis.

So sweet-looking.

Four again. :D

Silver King
03-10-2008, 05:17 AM
...I'm doing just fine. But thanks for asking...
No problem. I'm here if you need me.

Oh, and what did ToT say, exactly, about your other avatar? I'm not jealous, just curious...mostly. Hopefully, it wasn't some untruth, such as, My dear puppy love, you look and smell so much better than SK these days...

Haggis
03-10-2008, 05:25 AM
No problem. I'm here if you need me.

Oh, and what did ToT say, exactly, about your other avatar? I'm not jealous, just curious...mostly. Hopefully, it wasn't some untruth, such as, My dear puppy love, you look and smell so much better than SK these days...




I forget. It had something to do with scales and gills and foresk...um...I forget.

Oops. My, how time flies. Off to bed for me.

:D

TrainofThought
03-10-2008, 05:26 AM
Actually, Dino, I've gotten three propositions since I inherited the pink Chihuahua. And ToT was strangely drawn to the other one, so all in all, I'm doing better today than I have all year.
I was all-atwitter.


No problem. I'm here if you need me.

Oh, and what did ToT say, exactly, about your other avatar? I'm not jealous, just curious...mostly. Hopefully, it wasn't some untruth, such as, My dear puppy love, you look and smell so much better than SK these days...


No, it was da trooth. It went something like, Oh, Haggy, Waggy, can I ride the Mobius Strip with you? as I petted him.

Haggis
03-10-2008, 05:33 AM
I was all-atwitter.

No, it was da trooth. It went something like, Oh, Haggy, Waggy, can I ride the Mobius Strip with you? as I petted him.

http://yelims.free.fr/IPB/Invision-Board-France-367.gif

Silver King
03-10-2008, 05:37 AM
No, it was da trooth. It went something like, Oh, Haggy, Waggy, can I ride the Mobius Strip with you? as I petted him.
I believed the innocence of that statement until I saw what awaited me here:

http://yelims.free.fr/IPB/Invision-Board-France-367.gif
Scandalous!

Unique
03-10-2008, 02:23 PM
Say .. does that thing work on ants?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-10-2008, 03:32 PM
I bet it can lick its own eyebrows... if it was only on a golden swivel...

Komnena
03-10-2008, 04:08 PM
Why would anybody want to steal a Chihuahua?(Ducks and runs for cover.)

robeiae
03-10-2008, 04:12 PM
Why would anybody want to steal a Chihuahua?(Ducks and runs for cover.)
Going fishing and needed some bait?

Haggis
03-10-2008, 04:18 PM
O the cruelty I must endure.

DL Hegel
03-10-2008, 07:07 PM
Pink is not your color--
O the cruelty I must endure.

DL Hegel
03-10-2008, 07:56 PM
By the way thunderpants sounds like an exotic dancer name. Is there something we should know?

Angie
03-10-2008, 07:56 PM
Who knew Haggis had a cute and cuddly side??

Angie
03-10-2008, 07:57 PM
By the way thunderpants sounds like an exotic dancer name. Is there something we should know?

Or something we don't want to know?

DL Hegel
03-10-2008, 08:02 PM
True--scary but True! Thunders new avatar is cute?!What do you think?
Or something we don't want to know?

Angie
03-10-2008, 08:04 PM
I think it's terrifying. Both of them. Like a wolf-in-sheep's-clothing sort of thing.

Or cat-in-Pan's-clothing... :ROFL:

ETA: Of course, they do make an adorable couple now...

DL Hegel
03-10-2008, 08:10 PM
Yes they do! They really do:D
I think it's terrifying. Both of them. Like a wolf-in-sheep's-clothing sort of thing.

Or cat-in-Pan's-clothing... :ROFL:

ETA: Of course, they do make an adorable couple now...

DL Hegel
03-10-2008, 08:26 PM
Chihuahua vs cat--hmm I put $5 on the cat. :)

C.bronco
03-10-2008, 08:38 PM
The question now comes up...Is Haggis actually Paris Hilton? Hmmm.
That's a picture of his cousin, Paris Haggis.

Angie
03-10-2008, 09:35 PM
That's a picture of his cousin, Paris Haggis.

And her friend, Nicole Rottie:

http://www.costumedoggy.com/images/fairy.jpg

Haggis
03-10-2008, 10:53 PM
All's well that ends well.

I'm back in all my canine loveliness, and RT's stuck in the litter box. Yes, Virginia, there is a Dog.

Thanks for all y'alls support.

:snoopy:

DL Hegel
03-10-2008, 11:02 PM
All's well that ends well.

I'm back in all my canine loveliness, and RT's stuck in the litter box. Yes, Virginia, there is a Dog.

Thanks for all y'alls support.

:snoopy:


Chihuahua vs cat--hmm I put $5 on the cat. :)
and whats with the Thunderpants thing? still thought it made him sound like a dancer?

Haggis
03-10-2008, 11:16 PM
Chihuahua vs cat--hmm I put $5 on the cat. :)

...adds name to list...


and whats with the Thunderpants thing? still thought it made him sound like a dancer?

He doesn't like it when I call him Rllgblunder.

DL Hegel
03-11-2008, 12:08 AM
Finally I made a list!:hooray::Wha:
...adds name to list...



He doesn't like it when I call him Rllgblunder.

Angie
03-11-2008, 02:23 AM
Finally I made a list!:hooray::Wha:

Pfft. It's just his list of people whose legs he wants to pee on.