Phrases you never want to hear
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something I never wanted to hear
"I don't normally like girls but there is something about you."
"I don't normally like girls but there is something about you."
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I never want to hear:
"And with a record majority the Conservative Party Leader David Cameron will be asked to form the next government."
(political perhaps, but still true)
"And with a record majority the Conservative Party Leader David Cameron will be asked to form the next government."
(political perhaps, but still true)
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After being pulled over, out of state, by a Wisconsin State Trooper, in a friend I should have known better's car:
"Excuse me sir, is that your Uzi there in the back seat?"
"Excuse me sir, is that your Uzi there in the back seat?"
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Oh... davids... you're too much."Did you do some tea bagging this weekend?" It ain't right.
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Of course, you realize we're through.
No. That's not the quote.
And I've changed the locks.
"Oh no you di-int!"
I purposefully do NOT carry around an icepick so I don't kill everyone who says this.
I purposefully do NOT carry around an icepick so I don't kill everyone who says this.
Teacher that gave me a self-help book as a gift: "It will help to adapt you, you always look so lonely."
"It's not you, it's me."
Last time I heard that my reply was, "You're right, it is you, you fucknut." I think he got the point.
Last time I heard that my reply was, "You're right, it is you, you fucknut." I think he got the point.
Both of my kids running into the room at one time saying, "it wasn't me, Mom! I didn't do it. It was him."
Bad sign.
Bad sign.
"Oh ... ah ... don't move ... there's something ... ohhh ... on your ... ewww .... neck .... KEEP STILL !"
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That one brings back memories. Here's another from me:(During a doctor's exam):
"Uh-oh, looks like we got something stuck up there."
Me: "Oh my God!"
"Oops, just kidding. You're okay."
I seriously considered murder that day.
Someone I know actually said this to me, "You have a black person's butt. Black guys like that in white girls."