View Full Version : What will the person above you be doing in five years?

Patrick L
03-05-2008, 01:28 AM
Just make it up. Will they be a bum? A bestselling author? President of their rotary club or the United States.

Predict Away!

03-05-2008, 01:29 AM
He will finally find a home. :roll:

03-05-2008, 01:32 AM
ToT will have her own on-line store: Whips and Chains.com and not only will she stock said whips and chains and other...paraphernalia, but also best selling novels and non-fiction books by herself!!

Cool! Rock on!!

Patrick L
03-05-2008, 01:32 AM
Hobbes will turn over a new leaf and become overt.

03-05-2008, 01:38 AM
Patrick will realize people are calling him Pat behind his back, and change his name to something that can't be turned into a gender-neutral nickname. ;)

Patrick L
03-05-2008, 01:39 AM
Patrick will realize people are calling him Pat behind his back, and change his name to something that can't be turned into a gender-neutral nickname. ;)


03-05-2008, 01:40 AM
Patrick will start working as a double for Nick Lachey.

03-05-2008, 01:41 AM
ThorNo, just a little chafed.

Sorry, sorry.

Patrick will be making a living riding a miniature tricycle in parades, while wearing a clown suit. Let's not forget the inherent dignity in honest employment.

Maryn, winking

03-05-2008, 01:42 AM
hoo will be offering bicycle rides to anyone who buys a pair of her cheap sunglasses.

03-05-2008, 01:43 AM
Hobbes will be standing in the parking lot at walmart flagging down and then poking the elderly.

03-05-2008, 01:47 AM
tomothecat will be smiling because she published her second novel.

Patrick L
03-05-2008, 01:47 AM
Tomo will have agents BEATING DOWN THE DOOR! :D

Patrick L
03-05-2008, 01:48 AM
Train will be reading commercial pulp.

03-05-2008, 01:51 AM
Patrick will be halfway through his ten-year prison sentence.

Patrick L
03-05-2008, 01:56 AM
Siddow will be having a pint with Stephen King, giving him tips.

03-05-2008, 02:08 AM
Patrick will have saved enough euros to visit Germany. While there, he'll have too many pints and end up deported to the wrong country where he will, once again, be looking for a home.

03-05-2008, 02:13 AM
I predict that in five years, Hobbes will be living the good life when his novel starts reeling in some cash

03-05-2008, 02:31 AM
:D KC will have graduated from the U of Iowa with honors and several agents knocking at her door.

03-05-2008, 05:15 AM
Hobbes will be a famous writer who doesn't hide from us anymore.

03-05-2008, 05:33 AM
She will be getting her second Pulitzer

03-05-2008, 06:15 AM
Max will have taken over a 3rd world country and make everyone rich.

03-05-2008, 06:20 AM
She will be suing me for using her as the love interest in my new novel without her consent.

Dan Razor
03-05-2008, 06:41 AM
Bluntforcetrama will discover the cure for cancer and forget where he put it soon after, causing him to try again and cure aids instead...but it will never be the same.

03-05-2008, 06:59 AM
Dan will write 4 or novels by then and 2 of his later ones will receive international attention.

03-05-2008, 10:03 AM
KC will be marveling at house fast the novelty of growing older wears off after you earn the right to buy alcohol.

03-05-2008, 10:31 AM
CBeasy will be known as EDeasy

Patrick L
03-05-2008, 03:22 PM
Kelly will be on Absolute Write Water Killer--The Deuce, cracking bad jokes.

03-05-2008, 03:48 PM
Patrick will be running a series of motivational seminars designed to get people to create goals and write them down - then scratch through them and amp them up even higher.

John Paton
03-05-2008, 04:11 PM
Mandy-Jane will have 2 plays on broadway and a lovely apartment in the city

03-05-2008, 04:17 PM
John will be a chess grand master.

03-05-2008, 06:25 PM
rhymegirl will be working at Marineland as a dolphin trainer. Nobody knows why, but if she's happy, we guess we approve.

03-05-2008, 09:31 PM
She will be reading my latest novel

John Paton
03-06-2008, 12:46 AM
max will have a high paying part time job where he impersonates dictators at children's parties and donates his fee to charity

03-06-2008, 02:12 AM
John will have finished trying subtlety and will have convicted it.

Maryn, shooting blanks

03-06-2008, 02:14 AM
Maryn will find a new uncoventional (and quite possibly painful) use for that "ice sculpture" in her avatar and her children will be subjected to years of therapy thereafter.

03-06-2008, 05:02 AM
Trish will star in a Broadway play.

03-06-2008, 05:09 AM
rhyme will be running a successful fitness studio where the folks riding the bikes will be reading her novel!!!!

03-06-2008, 05:16 AM
Davids will be the busiest hot dog vendor in town and give new meaning to "working his corner. "

DL Hegel
03-06-2008, 05:20 AM
DustySterling after writing several best selling novels is mysteriously abduct by aliens--but they bring her back.

03-06-2008, 06:01 AM
DL will be in the top 10 on American Idol.

Silver King
03-06-2008, 06:22 AM
DS will finally invest in a feather duster and some metal cleaner so she can be renamed, Sterling Silver.

03-06-2008, 06:27 AM
SK will finally be putting the finishing fringes on that Barbie toilet paper cozie he's been crocheting in his spare time.

03-06-2008, 06:53 AM
Donald Trump will throw Voyager out of his building after she tries selling him new condoms she patented called “Trump the Pump.”

03-06-2008, 07:05 AM
Police say the woman was picked up at 3 a.m., running down the street wearing nothing but a dog collar, pink bra and green glow in the dark panties, clutching a brazilian thesaurus and rambling incoherently about flying saucers and the government. Sources indicate that she may have been drinking and ingesting large amounts of psychotropic drugs. Five officers were required to subdue her at one point and language specialists have been called in to interpret her disjointed ramblings of the phrase, 'hey, hey, whaddaya say, how many rep points do I get today!' over and over, thinking that this may be some sort of sophisticated code.

Or not.

03-06-2008, 07:30 AM
Tomo will have agents BEATING DOWN THE DOOR! :D

Let's just hope that these 'agents' aren't from the Eff-Bee-Eye

Dan Razor
03-06-2008, 08:57 AM
DWSTXS will finally get that pony that has been on top of that Christmas list.

03-06-2008, 09:05 AM
Dan will have his debut, replacing Paula Abdul as the "sweet" judge on American Idol.

03-06-2008, 12:14 PM
Kelly begins serving a three year sentence at the Mall Of America where she is ordered to spend $10 billion before her release.