Share quotes you like.

These'll be from movies . . .


Kick his ass, Seabass!

"What's the soup du'jour?" "It's the soup of the day." "Mmm, sounds good, I'll have that."

Ah, buckle this. Ludicrous speed, Go!

"What kind of music do you normally play here?" "We have both kinds: country and western!"

"I'm going to have to send you, back to the future!"

The human adventure is just beginning.


allen

My all time favorite quote comes from Mark Twain, who, when asked about his exercise regime, smiled and said, "When I get the urge to exercise, I usually lay down until the urge passes." That may not be the exact words, but it captures the gist of the sentiment.

“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”

The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or 'airplane food'. ~Johnny Depp


No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~Henry Kissinger


Each man should frame life so that at some future hour, fact and his dreaming meet.~ Victor Hugo

"I'd rather be hated for doing the right thing instead of being loved for doing the popular thing."
William H. Thrilly 7th
1998
Future POTUS

My favorite quote is by William Faulkner:

Always dream and shoot higher than you know you can do. Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.

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My other favorite quote is from "Auntie Mame"

The world is a banquet and most poor fools are starving themselves to death.

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DustySterling said:

“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”

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I love this... it's humours in a weird way.

Chocolate is the key to mental health. - by me.

A synonym is a word you use when you don't know how to spell the other one. - by me.

-"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it." W.C. Fields

I solemnly promise that it will all come right in the end.

--J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan

Life begets life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich.
-Sarah Bernhardt (1844-1923) French Actress

My dad explaining why being with a short person is best:

"When yer nose to nose yer toes is in it, and when yer toes to toes yer nose is in it."

I married Miss Right. I didn't know her first name is Always. -- anon

Some days, it just doesn't pay to chew through the leather straps. -- Emo Philips

People walk up to me on the street and they're very concerned . . . that I might reproduce. -- Emo Philips

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -- Steven Wright

Everywhere's walking distance . . . if you have the time. -- Steven Wright

"If you do something stupid, that's one thing, but if someone talks you into doing something stupid, you're a bigger ass than I thought."

My father's words to me at the age of twelve when my friends and I got caught mooning a cop at 2:30 in the morning.

"This one time? At band camp?"


*ahem*

Sorry, I'll try again.

"We must select the illusion which appeals to our temperament, and embrace it with passion if we want to be happy." - Cyril Connolly

Do a job right or don't do it at all. - my dad

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

"How nice, to feel nothing and still get full credit for being alive." -Kurt Vonnegut - Slaughterhouse Five

Just a few of my favorites..

"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead." -Benjamin Franklin.

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend." -Russian Proverb

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -Benjamin Franklin

"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."- Benjamin Franklin at the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

"If you say three mister you'll never hear the man count ten." -John Wayne, The Quiet Man.

As always, one of my most favorites is in my sig line below.

sheadakota said:

"How nice, to feel nothing and still get full credit for being alive." -Kurt Vonnegut - Slaughterhouse Five

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I have always liked that quote. How sad.

"Hope is a waking dream." -- Aristotle

"You can run, but you'll just die tired." -- Air Force Special Forces

"In God We trust. All others we monitor." -- Air Force Reconaissance Forces

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But, I repeat myself.
...Mark Twain: Manuscript note, c.1882

Not all who wander are lost. ---Tolkien

and then of course there's my signature. The part from my uncle Bob.

In honor of the Austrailian GP next weekend:

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. ~Mario Andretti

"Whether you believe you can or you cannot, you're right." --Henry Ford

"Do or do not, there is no try." --Yoda

I have a whole file of these at home. Will have to dig them out and enjoy reading them over before posting a few more later.

"Hard work ain't easy" ~ My friend's father who was a lifelong farmer.

"Don't get above your raisin' " ~ Same guy