Okay, most of us aren't lucky enough to write for a living. This means that we have to go to work every day and grind it out.
I was just thinking the other day, about some of the things that have happened at work, over the years, and which of these incidents would make it as a scene in a novel.
Here's mine:
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James works in my office. He's been employed here about 90 days. We've become buds. Go to lunch every now and then, make fun of management types in meetings etc etc.
James walks into my office. Puts his hand out. Says, 'Well, it's been good working with you, just wanted to say bye.
You leaving?
Getting fired.
You got fired? no way! B S!
No, I haven't got fired yet, but I will be. Within the hour probably.
You're shi**ing me. Why? This a joke?
No joke. Any minute now.
For what?
Casie (the receptionist) walked into my office earlier and saw me looking at Porn on my computer.
What? actual porn, or just an naughty e-mail of some sort that a rep sent?
Actual porn.
Pictures or movies?
Movies. The real thing. I went to a porn web site, I know it was stupid, but I did it, and she walked in and caught me. She's on the phone with the owner now. I gotta go clean out my office. Seeya!
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I found out, an hour later, that it was exactly as he said. This was an executive too.
So, let's hear it people. What's the craziest thing that's happened to you, or to someone else, in your workplace?
I was just thinking the other day, about some of the things that have happened at work, over the years, and which of these incidents would make it as a scene in a novel.
Here's mine:
***
James works in my office. He's been employed here about 90 days. We've become buds. Go to lunch every now and then, make fun of management types in meetings etc etc.
James walks into my office. Puts his hand out. Says, 'Well, it's been good working with you, just wanted to say bye.
You leaving?
Getting fired.
You got fired? no way! B S!
No, I haven't got fired yet, but I will be. Within the hour probably.
You're shi**ing me. Why? This a joke?
No joke. Any minute now.
For what?
Casie (the receptionist) walked into my office earlier and saw me looking at Porn on my computer.
What? actual porn, or just an naughty e-mail of some sort that a rep sent?
Actual porn.
Pictures or movies?
Movies. The real thing. I went to a porn web site, I know it was stupid, but I did it, and she walked in and caught me. She's on the phone with the owner now. I gotta go clean out my office. Seeya!
***
I found out, an hour later, that it was exactly as he said. This was an executive too.
So, let's hear it people. What's the craziest thing that's happened to you, or to someone else, in your workplace?