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DamaNegra
02-25-2008, 09:24 AM
It's official. I'm growing a beard, I just noticed today. I thought my manliness was restricted to growing a mean mustache, but now I have a beard too. How's that for manly? Ha!

bluntforcetrauma
02-25-2008, 09:32 AM
Here ya go!

http://www.blainekahle.com/images/weblog/gillette_gel_200x365.jpg

DamaNegra
02-25-2008, 09:33 AM
What? Do you want to kill my manliness? Never! Never!

bluntforcetrauma
02-25-2008, 09:50 AM
Well then...how about a little mustache wax?

http://www.mintyass.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Shl's%20Mustache%20wax%20Cream_small.jpg
Twirl it right up into a handlebar!

DamaNegra
02-25-2008, 09:56 AM
Bwahahahaha that's much better! Now I'll be able to get a proper evil moustache and gotaee!!! My world domination plans are coming along perfectly!!

Bmwhtly
02-25-2008, 12:55 PM
Ok, I'll say it.

...

That's not an attractive look.

dpaterso
02-25-2008, 12:56 PM
Guys think it's mega-cool when chicks strike a match on their own chins.

-Derek

Cassiopeia
02-25-2008, 01:26 PM
Dama, you must learn rule number one:

Never and I mean ever let on you have a mustache, the men get jealous and we all know how nasty that can turn out to be. ;)

HeronW
02-25-2008, 03:20 PM
How can we tell if an ewok has anything other than the facial hair with which they were born to have?

Bmwhtly
02-25-2008, 03:36 PM
How can we tell if an ewok has anything other than the facial hair with which they were born to have?
You shave them first.

cletus
02-25-2008, 04:02 PM
Did anyone else read the thread title and think "Not another SPAM e-mail"?

Soccer Mom
02-25-2008, 07:13 PM
Did anyone else read the thread title and think "Not another SPAM e-mail"?

No, simply because it was Dama, I knew it was legit.

SC Harrison
02-25-2008, 10:40 PM
It's official. I'm growing a beard, I just noticed today. I thought my manliness was restricted to growing a mean mustache, but now I have a beard too. How's that for manly? Ha!

Embrace the change, my dear. Think of how much money you could make in a traveling carnival!

"Bearded Lady Who Can Kick Your Ass!"

I don't know about Mexico, but something like this would be pure gold here in North Carolina...

kellytijer
02-25-2008, 10:42 PM
I salute you for your bravery to talk about the subject.

writerterri
02-25-2008, 10:50 PM
My grandmother sported a wonderful beard.

Mine's coming well too.


Plucking sucks!

bluntforcetrauma
02-26-2008, 12:57 AM
Almost spring time. I'll be shaving the winter growth soon.

Gravity
02-26-2008, 01:38 AM
I dunno, I guess I'll be the first to say it. Women with a bit 'o hair are kinda...hawt.

bluntforcetrauma
02-26-2008, 02:16 AM
I dunno, I guess I'll be the first to say it. Women with a bit 'o hair are kinda...hawt.

There are so many jokes here, I don't know which one to choose. :ROFL:

DamaNegra
02-26-2008, 04:20 AM
Lol! I'm always the first to point out to guys that I have more facial hair than they do, therefore I am manlier. They usually make me their leader right before they go and kill themselves out of pure shame :D

I'm not ashamed of having more hair than a lady should have ;) I mean, it's just hormones, I just happen to have more male hormones in my body than is normal :D

Silver King
02-26-2008, 05:44 AM
I dunno, I guess I'll be the first to say it. Women with a bit 'o hair are kinda...hawt.
I agree. And I thought the practice of women shaving their underarms and legs was a fairly recent fad. Then I learned it's been a common practice since at least the Roman days, when some women used pumice stone for that clean, smooth look. That sounds painful, and I imagine rashes were not uncommon.

WerenCole
02-26-2008, 07:21 AM
It is now time for your spiritual journey. Travel to the mountains until you have a vision, then come back and tell us of your spiritual animal. Only then can you truly achieve manliness.

Gravity
02-26-2008, 07:24 AM
Yargh. Imagine having to use that pumice stone one's nether regions. No wonder the Romans were always off to war. Their crabby, rash-ridden women probably threw them out: "Come back with your shield or on it, Quintus Maximus! Make me suffer, will you..!"

DamaNegra
02-26-2008, 07:39 AM
Have you ever tried epilating machines? Even I wouldn't complain about the pumice stone after being subjected to that hell.

Gravity
02-26-2008, 07:56 AM
Being a manly-type man, I've never had the pleasure of meeting an "epliating machine". But from its name alone I believe I'd cry like an eight-year-old girl. No, thank you, ma'am!

DamaNegra
02-26-2008, 09:24 AM
Lol, most guys I've known have tried it out of curiosity. Well, more like: "You'd cry like a girl if you tried it, anyway" type of arguments. That thing is the devil! The devil, I tell ya! Yanks all your hairs one by one by one by one with no freaking mercy!