View Full Version : If eating were a prescription medication...

02-22-2008, 11:28 AM
Eating gives you energy and makes you feel good.

Warning: eating may cause unpleasant anal ejaculations, choking, bad tastes, obesity, broken teeth, burned tongue, too-much-cold-food headaches, whining from children who aren't currently eating, bloating, stomach aches, throat aches, heart burn, vomiting, talking with a full mouth, plaque, halitosis, food poisoning, gas, constipation, diarrhea, anal pains, liver problems, kidney problems, heart problems, and death. Women who are pregnant or nursing should ask a doctor before eating. Do not eat if you're already full, or if you are vomiting blood from your stomach. In rare instances, eating causes severe allergic reactions. Contact a doctor immediately if these symptoms appear.

02-22-2008, 12:27 PM
anal ejaculations,.

Huh huh huh you said.....

02-22-2008, 03:08 PM
ew. ew. ew.

**scrubs brain with Javex**