View Full Version : "The disembodied head with the blue ribbon in its hair is hungry again!"

02-18-2008, 08:16 AM

"Quick! Give it more
NABISCO Waffle Creams!"

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-18-2008, 04:34 PM
Her eyes bother me... so intense... so manic... so serial-killer...

02-18-2008, 04:37 PM
Hang on. I'm porting this to the horror forum.


Devil Ledbetter
02-18-2008, 04:40 PM
Her eyes bother me... so intense... so manic... so serial-killer...Wow. She looks just like my sister in law. And I'm not even joking. SIL is no killer. In fact, we often have to kill people on her behalf.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-18-2008, 04:44 PM
She's making you do it with those eyes! Can't you see!? They're strangely compelling! Controlling, even!

02-18-2008, 05:16 PM
Hope Joe doesn't mind if I post this gem again...

The Jam-Eating Demon Seed of Asmodeus!!


02-18-2008, 05:20 PM
I don't know if she wants to eat the bread or the hand.

02-18-2008, 05:22 PM
She craves the still-warm flesh of the fallen.

Mushed up and spread over bread, preferably.

02-18-2008, 05:25 PM
Hmmm... both of those ads seem to stem from The Advertising Agency of the Damned.

Head office just south of Midwich.


dolores haze
02-18-2008, 05:31 PM
My kids get that same maniacal look in their eyes when daddy is pulling the choccy chip cookies from the oven.

Sugar is kiddie crack. Maybe I should sign my kids up with a talent agency.

02-18-2008, 05:45 PM
Of course that's an old picture, nowadays she's probably modelling XXL incontinence underwear for mature ladies.


02-18-2008, 07:56 PM
If that woman had any sense, she would pull her hand out of reach. That child is clearly a flesh-eater. That's probably congealed blood being spread on the sandwich.

02-18-2008, 09:23 PM
Well At first I thought you were talking about St. Catherine of Sienna's head... http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2085/2088997413_450fe0f4f5.jpg