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kristie911
02-17-2008, 07:04 AM
Leave it to a 3 year old to tell it like it is...

My mom was leaning over putting my son's boots on tonight and I hear him say to her, "Grammy, when you bend over can I see your buttcrack?"

I started to say something to him because he's in the middle of the buttcrack, doodie head, pee pee stage and I'm trying to expain to him he shouldn't talk like that.

But he continued before I could, with this, "Because whenever Annie bends over her big, fat buttcrack hangs out." He finishes this sentence with a gagging noise.

Annie is my ex-husbands girlfriend. Yeah, the one he left me for.

I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time. :roll:

Just had to share. :D

PattiTheWicked
02-17-2008, 07:19 AM
That's the best story ever.

And I'll tell ya, my twins are eight, and they still haven't outgrown the "buttcrack humor" stage.

Hell, my 44 year old husband hasn't either.

SpookyWriter
02-17-2008, 07:21 AM
I love a good butt crack story. Just don't provide pictures, please.

ona
02-17-2008, 07:28 AM
Good lad !

Teach him some more words ...

benbradley
02-17-2008, 07:47 AM
I love a good butt crack story. Just don't provide pictures, please.

Provide all the pictures you want, just not on AW...

Soccer Mom
02-17-2008, 07:52 AM
Congratulations. My nine year old just used the word "ass" correctly in conversation with his soccer team. We had a tournament today in 39 degree weather. And it was raining. After three hours, they called the tournament. He muttered to his teammates "It's about time. I'm tired of freezing my ass off."

Buttcrack would have been a little more PC for a 9 yo. But I had to agree with him.

writerterri
02-17-2008, 07:53 AM
Ex's crack kills.


Don't do it ladies! Next butt crack I see I'm putting a pencil in it. We need to utilize those cracks for something!

Gravity
02-17-2008, 08:01 AM
Bend over and crack a smile...

P.H.Delarran
02-17-2008, 08:04 AM
what a crackup!

SpookyWriter
02-17-2008, 08:04 AM
Bend over and crack a smile...

That was funny, yes?

http://www.jumpcut.com/media/dyn/6b/3b99/c260e605ad6bbc2618e7e2945a/thumb220x165.jpg

writerterri
02-17-2008, 08:14 AM
:ROFL:

Perks
02-17-2008, 08:26 AM
But he continued before I could, with this, "Because whenever Annie bends over her big, fat buttcrack hangs out." He finishes this sentence with a gagging noise.


You know, this low-rise jeans fad just isn't for everyone.

bluntforcetrauma
02-17-2008, 08:43 AM
You know, this low-rise jeans fad just isn't for everyone.

I'm thoroughly enjoying it.:snoopy:

Writer???
02-17-2008, 09:18 AM
Oh like butt crack pictures have never been on AW. Have ya been to OP before???? :D

benbradley
02-17-2008, 09:30 AM
Oh like butt crack pictures have never been on AW. Have ya been to OP before???? :D
Now that this thread has gone down that, uh, path (some Mod shudda locked it by now), I know a few "cleavage" pics I can swipe from Boortz' Redneck Scrapbook. What does France and Kentucky have in common...

Five days and counting until the next Silly ...

louisgodwin
02-17-2008, 10:32 AM
Oh like butt crack pictures have never been on AW. Have ya been to OP before???? :D

Oh believe me, in the time I've been here, I've seen much worse.


Good times.

Joe270
02-17-2008, 12:13 PM
You know, this low-rise jeans fad just isn't for everyone.

This low-rise fad needs to go away. Women have hips. That's so they can pass babies. Guys like hips.

For some reason, women think they need tiny bubble butts like men, or at least wear fashions which makes their butts look tiny.

The result is 'pudge' and plumber's butt crack, which is not attractive in the least.

Let's get back to fashion which celebrates the female form.

Just say no to crack.

CBeasy
02-17-2008, 07:12 PM
Sometimes, I just love the candidness of children. It's great when the adult is left wondering whether to punish or high-five them.

The_Grand_Duchess
02-17-2008, 07:55 PM
I truly understand the joy you got from that moment. Really I do. :)

HeronW
02-17-2008, 09:09 PM
Your kid's a winner!

Bmwhtly
02-17-2008, 09:42 PM
Next butt crack I see I'm putting a pencil in it.
That reminds me of what I saw the other day.

A mechanic was bent over a car engine, fixing away. Showing a Dagenham smile (or Butt-crack if you prefer).
The owner of the car takes a coin and drops it in the crack to make the mechanic work faster.

Made me laugh

Stew21
02-17-2008, 09:52 PM
My kids love the word "buttcrack".

They are still in the poopie head stage too.

"Old McDonald had a farm eieio
and on that farm he had a poopie
eieio."

dpaterso
02-17-2008, 10:00 PM
Poor Annie -- the personality of a paper cup, crap taste in used men, and a butt with a crack of doom the size of the Grand Canyon. Can't help but feel sorry for her.

-Derek

Jersey Chick
02-17-2008, 10:01 PM
My husband's a pipefitter - plenty o'buttcrack there! :D

My daughter's tall for her age, so she wears clothes for older girls - a lot of lowriders (don't get me started on inappropriate kids' clothes - that's a rant and a half right there and there ain't a damn thing I can do about it) but lowriders on a 7 year old add up to some buttcrack as well.

My son's got no butt, so his pants always fall off. They take the diaper with them (he's 2 1/2) so we have oodles of baby-buttcrack as well.

Ahh... the giggles in my house. :D

Susie
02-18-2008, 04:43 AM
I love a good butt crack story. Just don't provide pictures, please.

Spooky, I'm shocked. You don't wanna see pictures? Glad ya got a chuckle, Kristie. That is a funny anecdote!
:)