Feel free to add your own. We'll have a compendium someday.
My contribution:
Never make chocolate milk first thing in the morning. You're apt to find you've mixed up the chocolate syrup for the soy sauce. Not realizing the error, your girlfriend with spit brown salt-milk at you, and then womp you repeatedly with a pillow, despite your best attempts to go back to bed.
My contribution:
Never make chocolate milk first thing in the morning. You're apt to find you've mixed up the chocolate syrup for the soy sauce. Not realizing the error, your girlfriend with spit brown salt-milk at you, and then womp you repeatedly with a pillow, despite your best attempts to go back to bed.