View Full Version : Tabloid Titles Game

02-12-2008, 07:38 PM
Okay...here's the game. Make up a few headlines for NQ or the Star, put one real one in the mix. Have people guess which one was real.

Have fun.

1) Vatican to Confirm Saint Elvis
2) Killer Trees Stalk America
3) Angellina's Secret tragedy threatens perfect marriage!
4) Brittany's Youtube Confession
5) Enviornmental Carbon Neutral Home cost 3.6 million dollars!

I'll post the true answer after we get a few new posts.

02-12-2008, 08:36 PM
2) Killer Trees Stalk America has got to be the true one. I've been dreading this for years :e2chain:

02-12-2008, 09:29 PM
actually, that's correct. I howled when I read that one a few years back and have kept it in the back of my brain for years. Explains a lot doesn't it?:D

02-13-2008, 01:28 AM
Politicians threaten to tell the truth!

02-13-2008, 06:08 AM
No one would believe that in a million years, even if it was in print in Charlotte's web.

02-13-2008, 07:47 AM
I suppose these are a bit more in the vein of the old (and sadly defunct) Weekly World News, but I always liked that one better than those gossip rags anyway.

1. The Coming Ice Age! Facts Global Warming Alarmists Don't Want You to See!
2. Parasitic Alien Takes Over Host Body, Runs for Office! Both Parties Woo Candidate for Crucial Alien Vote
3. Ten Smart Tips for Surviving the Coming Third World War!
4. 6-Month-Old Infant Found Alive Inside Pumpkin! Tot Survived by Eating its Seeds!
5. The Sound that Kills! New Album from Major Group Causes Strokes, Cerebral Hemorrhages!

02-13-2008, 02:32 PM
Wolfboy Alienates Pack by Marrying Schnauser