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KTC
02-11-2008, 01:24 AM
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Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-11-2008, 01:26 AM
I don't know what they're talkin' 'bout, Colonel. They obviously have never known the 'real' you.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-11-2008, 01:32 AM
I love you, too, Darlin'. SMooooocCHIES!

reigningcatsndogs
02-11-2008, 01:33 AM
I just received my 3rd rep comment about the lack of cynical in my posts. This last one, you know who you are, also missed the smug me.


Am I smug? Am I cynical?

I am the biggest sap in the world. I wouldn't know cynical if it reached up and pulled out a handful of nose hairs!


You have the wrong guy.



(-;


You got THAT much nose hair??

rhymegirl
02-11-2008, 01:35 AM
you're a pussycat.

HeronW
02-11-2008, 01:36 AM
Looking approvingly at the hirsute smug cynical KTC, then handing him a weedwhacker.

reigningcatsndogs
02-11-2008, 01:37 AM
Are you insinuating that I have too much nose hair? Don't go there, Missy. I'll make a noose out of it and have you hanging from the rafters before you can ask, "Why is your nose hair so wet?"

mind you, I guess it would come in handy for brushing off those hockey pucks you catch with your teeth;)

davids
02-11-2008, 01:40 AM
BORING DAY?

Serenity
02-11-2008, 01:42 AM
I think we're all beginning to come down of the high from the "Let's-go-rescue-nerds'n'son"athon.

:D

Kevin. We all know you're a big softy. :LilLove:

melaniehoo
02-11-2008, 01:42 AM
I wouldn't call you smug. :D

davids
02-11-2008, 01:45 AM
Thanks for coming. Next time...bring butter.

IS THAT ALL CHA GOT PUNK?

melaniehoo
02-11-2008, 01:45 AM
I'm cynical about that answer. Truly, I am.

Then my work here is done. btw, there's a couple pictures you might like posted in the View from Your Front Door thread.

reigningcatsndogs
02-11-2008, 02:07 AM
http://www.idealgadget.com/wp-content/images/finger-nose-hair-trimmer.jpg

There!! An early valentines gift for you -- a finger nose hair puller!!

melaniehoo
02-11-2008, 02:12 AM
http://www.idealgadget.com/wp-content/images/finger-nose-hair-trimmer.jpg

There!! An early valentines gift for you -- a finger nose hair puller!!


Are you sure that's what that is?

reigningcatsndogs
02-11-2008, 02:15 AM
Are you sure that's what that is?

that's what the ad says :Shrug:

it's digital!:D

Siddow
02-11-2008, 02:17 AM
http://www.idealgadget.com/wp-content/images/finger-nose-hair-trimmer.jpg

There!! An early valentines gift for you -- a finger nose hair puller!!

Does it come in a middle-finger version?

melaniehoo
02-11-2008, 02:17 AM
that's what the ad says :Shrug:

it's digital!:D

If you say so.

Kevin, enjoy!

reigningcatsndogs
02-11-2008, 02:20 AM
If you say so.

Kevin, enjoy!

It's got little nipper-pully-outty-things right at the tip of the finger!!

reigningcatsndogs
02-11-2008, 02:22 AM
:eek: But wait!!! I don't have one!! I really don't know for sure. I just read the ad and thought about my fellow canuck.

JLCwrites
02-11-2008, 02:24 AM
*scratching head and pondering who the blank box is that everyone is responding to.*

It must be one of the smug AW members that I often put on ignore.

Siddow
02-11-2008, 02:25 AM
Oh, please.

Who would ignore KFC?

JLCwrites
02-11-2008, 02:26 AM
Oh, please.

Who would ignore KFC?
Mmm.. Fried Chicken.

reigningcatsndogs
02-11-2008, 02:28 AM
Oh, please.

Who would ignore KFC?

Richard Simmons??

http://www.threesources.com/simmons.jpg

melaniehoo
02-11-2008, 02:39 AM
Oh, please.

Who would ignore KFC?

Vegetarians?

robeiae
02-11-2008, 02:42 AM
I just received my 3rd rep comment about the lack of cynical in my posts.
It wasn't from me. I don't give you rep points.

BenPanced
02-11-2008, 02:45 AM
Cynical...what? Cynical what? Cynical politicians? Cynical rabbis? There's an object missing in the OP and I aim to find out what it is!

reigningcatsndogs
02-11-2008, 02:50 AM
ohhhh, it also works on ear hair!!!!

http://www.core77.com/blog/images/fingertrim.jpg

Hillary
02-11-2008, 02:53 AM
Cynical...what? Cynical what? Cynical politicians? Cynical rabbis? There's an object missing in the OP and I aim to find out what it is!

Pants. When in doubt, it's always pants. I would have thought you, of all people, would know that.

Tip of the Day: When you're bored, randomly insert the word pants into lines from Lord of the Rings. For example:


Your love of the halflings' pants has clearly slowed your mind.
Frodo's fate is no longer in our pants.
This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your pants.
It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my pants.
Do you know how the Orcs first came into being? They were pants once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now... perfected.
They have a pants troll!
You did not seriously think a hobbit could contend with the pants of Sauron - there are none that can.
Oh, it's quite simple. If you are a friend, you speak the password, and the pants will open.
I'm old, Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my pants.

JLCwrites
02-11-2008, 02:54 AM
*thinking that (ignored empty box person) would love some pics of kittehs and neti pot users.*

reigningcatsndogs
02-11-2008, 03:20 AM
ohhhh, it also works on ear hair!!!!

http://www.core77.com/blog/images/fingertrim.jpg

Hey, these aren't even the same guy!!! It's two different guys (can twins have different colored eyes?) that actually use one of these things!

:Wha: Eww, you don't suppose they were using the same finger, were they??? blecchy

Devil Ledbetter
02-11-2008, 04:08 AM
Originally Posted by Siddow http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2047868#post2047868)
Oh, please.

Who would ignore KFC?

Vegetarians?Apparently, not.

It's not the content of your posts, Hotwings. It's the avatar. Your Warhol was smug and cynical, and his attitude saturated your posts whether you meant it to or not. Without his lemony tang, your sweetness becomes obvious.

Your new avatar looks like he's just snorted pepper.

SpookyWriter
02-11-2008, 05:28 AM
Freak

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-11-2008, 05:32 AM
It's got little nipper-pully-outty-things right at the tip of the finger!!


If that doesn't bring a tear to your eye, nothing will.

SpookyWriter
02-11-2008, 05:51 AM
black sheep, maybe.I was the good looking kid growing up.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8700/dentuk07teeth1902web1gp.jpg

melaniehoo
02-11-2008, 05:52 AM
So Kevin, why haven't you said anything about the beautiful nose clippers?

Stew21
02-11-2008, 06:04 AM
I think Devil's right. It was the Warhol.

You were so much more the flyer/jumper when you were the silver-ish glam club-kid.

And so much more playful when you were the orange lost boy.

And posted like your face was on fire when you were the drawing looking to the skies.

Warhol changed you.

What would happen if you changed your avatar to Jackson Pollack? Would you splatter your posts all over the forum in a seemingly random but quite deliberate pattern?

Devil Ledbetter
02-11-2008, 06:09 AM
You are exactly right! That Warhol avatar actually gave me attitude. It was a persona, actually.

No...it's not snorted pepper. It's the lights. Don't you read that thing by the avatar? Somebody turned on the frickin' lights!I read it. I still say it's pepper, though.

Angie
02-11-2008, 06:17 AM
Nah, KTC, you're a kitten. It's that damn Sebby who's a pain in the ass.

Stew21
02-11-2008, 06:53 AM
well you're certainly better at describing him than I was.

He has such a mischief about him. Yes, I like that one a lot.

maestrowork
02-11-2008, 07:42 AM
They had you confused with Robeaeie, KTC.

Haggis
02-11-2008, 04:25 PM
When you wore the cartoon KFC, you wrote more poetry.

Haggis
02-11-2008, 04:33 PM
Yeah...but it was cartoony poetry.

Tell that to your chapbook.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-11-2008, 04:35 PM
This is the one he needs:

http://freemasonry.bcy.ca/biography/images/sanders_h.jpg

Devil Ledbetter
02-11-2008, 05:09 PM
http://www.showplacebowling.net/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/hotwings.gif

reigningcatsndogs
02-11-2008, 05:56 PM
I love ya, honey!

Musical interlude brought to you by Rod Stewart.
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writerterri
02-11-2008, 08:54 PM
Dorks.