That's funny, I didn't know Cheesecake Factory had Hot Tub Tables

We went to Cheesecake Factory last night for dinner. The rest of our party hadn't arrived yet, and my wife was in the restroom. I was sitting by myself in the waiting area. It was moderately noisy, and I don't hear that well out of my left ear. So, there are times I have trouble understanding what people say.

A server came up to me and said (and I have to repeat it as I heard it):

"If you didn't want to wait for a table, we do offer hot tub tables in the bar."

(That's exactly what it sounded like. "Hot tub tables.")

So, I said, "Hot tub tables?" I had never heard of such a thing, but I liked the sound of it.

Remaining completely serious, she said, "No, I mean High Top Tables in the bar."

I told her that we were waiting for the rest of our party, and we would have to wait for our regular table.

How disappointing. No Hot Tub Tables at Cheesecake Factory.

allen

Cheesecake Factory

Don't go looking for Hot Tub Tables there. You'll be disappointed.

They have good food there, enormous portions. Awesome, high-calorie cheescake.

allen

I had the fish and chips dinner, with enough fish to feed five people. I'm having the lefovers for lunch today. We didn't get any cheesecake, though.

allen

Yeah, Kenwood Towne Center. (And the book signings I've done at their Waldenbooks have been awesome). We don't go to Cheesecake Factory very often, either. It's more for special events than anything.

allen