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My youngest daughter is the queen of composure and understatement. That or else she's in need of a stake through the heart.
She just came to me and said, "Mom, I think there's a problem with Harriette. She looks a little bit wrong."
Um. Yeah. Harriette's a mouse, cellmate to Gussie. And she's very dead. And Gussie's eaten her face off.
If my face is ever missing and replaced with a bloody mess, I hope it's seen as just a tad more urgent to my children than poor Harriette earned.
She just came to me and said, "Mom, I think there's a problem with Harriette. She looks a little bit wrong."
Um. Yeah. Harriette's a mouse, cellmate to Gussie. And she's very dead. And Gussie's eaten her face off.
If my face is ever missing and replaced with a bloody mess, I hope it's seen as just a tad more urgent to my children than poor Harriette earned.
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