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SpookyWriter
02-07-2008, 07:58 AM
I just went to the toilet.

Thank you.

I feel much better.

KTC
02-07-2008, 08:00 AM
Are you smart, or is it just your ass?

SpookyWriter
02-07-2008, 08:02 AM
I was on holiday. :D I had a good time. Want to see pictures?

KTC
02-07-2008, 08:04 AM
Poor Max.


Spooky, if your holiday consisted of going to the washroom...I'll pass on the pictures this one time.

quickWit
02-07-2008, 08:09 AM
I hope you got your money's worth Spooky. :)

SpookyWriter
02-07-2008, 08:15 AM
That depends. The man collecting the money smirked.

quickWit
02-07-2008, 08:19 AM
That depends. The man collecting the money smirked.

Did he fish it out of your pocket for you or did you hand it to him?

SpookyWriter
02-07-2008, 08:26 AM
Did he fish it out of your pocket for you or did you hand it to him?He's blind and I require toilet paper. What do you think?

KTC
02-07-2008, 03:36 PM
That's Depends. The man collecting the money smirked.


If you're using Depends, you don't need to vacation in your bathroom. You can party in your pants.

Inky
02-07-2008, 03:44 PM
The visual is daunting.

KTC
02-07-2008, 03:47 PM
The visual is daunting.


As long as it isn't flaunting.

Inky
02-07-2008, 03:55 PM
Yes, because the shake-the-drip thing can be rather gagging...er..no pun intended...

truelyana
02-07-2008, 03:57 PM
I hadn't realised you left, just like maxmordon.

Lccorp2
02-07-2008, 04:53 PM
Bad mental images! Argh!

Inky
02-07-2008, 06:42 PM
We're getting into character...um...

SpookyWriter
02-08-2008, 07:02 AM
We're getting into character...um...Or uncharted territory. Nah.

Siddow
02-08-2008, 07:23 AM
I thought you got banned.

I've been looking for locked posts for a whole minute!

benbradley
02-08-2008, 07:26 AM
Another flounce return? I need a calendar to keep up with these things. Hmm, this site is run on a computer - maybe there could be a database added that tells who flounced when, and when they returned, or are scheduled to return.

It's all so confusing...

SpookyWriter
02-08-2008, 07:28 AM
I thought you got banned.I did. I'm using a pseudonym. Don't tell Mac, okay.

SpookyWriter
02-08-2008, 07:29 AM
Another flounce return? I need a calendar to keep up with these things. Hmm, this site is run on a computer - maybe there could be a database added that tells who flounced when, and when they returned, or are scheduled to return.

It's all so confusing...I only went to the toilet. Geeeezzz...if you want to see my flounce in the loo, I'll send pictures. :D

KTC
02-08-2008, 07:30 AM
Yes...you used to be SpokeyWriter...such a veel. Then, SpockyWriter...the ears gave you away. Now...you're just frightened and misunderstood.

SpookyWriter
02-08-2008, 07:33 AM
Yes...you used to be SpokeyWriter...such a veel. Then, SpockyWriter...the ears gave you away. Now...you're just frightened and misunderstood.LOL! I joined a forum once and misktakenly called myself spooywriter. I was drunk. But, what the hell is a spooy? I was too embarrassed to return.

KTC
02-08-2008, 07:34 AM
It's pooy with a lisp...which would make sense in this thread...if you were drunk.

SpookyWriter
02-08-2008, 07:37 AM
It's pooy with a lisp...which would make sense in this thread...if you were drunk.Drunk is relative. Like gravity.

Devil Ledbetter
02-08-2008, 07:40 AM
Pookywriter would sound kinda cuddly.

KTC
02-08-2008, 07:42 AM
Drunk is relative. Like gravity.

gravity is relative while drunk, pooky.

Devil Ledbetter
02-08-2008, 07:50 AM
gravity is relative while drunk, pooky.Your relatives are drunk?

KTC
02-08-2008, 07:51 AM
Your relatives are drunk?


They're not in the trunk, but I'm sure they'd like to be.

SpookyWriter
02-08-2008, 07:52 AM
Your relatives are drunk?Possible. Some of my kin live in Alabama. They don't like revenure's coming about messing with their business.

SpookyWriter
02-08-2008, 07:54 AM
gravity is relative while drunk, pooky.I just wish that the gravity of being drunk wasn't a cause for my relative poor social habbits. Burp.

KTC
02-08-2008, 07:55 AM
You had me at toilet. You do realize that burp is small in comparison, right?

SpookyWriter
02-08-2008, 07:56 AM
You had me at toilet. You do realize that burp is small in comparison, right?Depends on which end the burp originates.

KTC
02-08-2008, 07:57 AM
My momma always said a burp is the mouth and a fart is the other.

SpookyWriter
02-08-2008, 07:58 AM
That bodes well for those down under.

KTC
02-08-2008, 07:59 AM
That bodes well for those down under.


Punny you should say that. Tis down under where it hurts the most. That's why it's tapered. You don't want anything slamming shut.

SpookyWriter
02-08-2008, 08:00 AM
Butt that's good, right?

WerenCole
02-08-2008, 08:53 AM
That depends. The man collecting the money smirked.


Must have seen you with your pants down. Good thing he only smirked. I would be on the floor laughing.

SpookyWriter
02-08-2008, 08:54 AM
Must have seen you with your pants down. Good thing he only smirked. I would be on the floor laughing.Take a peek at my penny, well?

WerenCole
02-08-2008, 09:00 AM
If that is what you care to call it these days. I could use a good cheering up anyway.

SpookyWriter
02-08-2008, 09:03 AM
If that is what you care to call it these days. I could use a good cheering up anyway.I'll write a short for you later this week to help cheer you up, my friend. Do take care and remember that we are always here for you. Please. :welcome:

WerenCole
02-08-2008, 09:05 AM
Neat and dirty please. . .



After the martini I will accept a short story. . .