It's Chris Day

JennaGlatzer · Feb 3, 2008

In case anyone missed the thread in Goals & Accomplishments, it's a good one... http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88916

Quick! Get out your Chris Day Trees!

Dawno · Feb 3, 2008

Whoo Hoo for Chris Day

SpookyWriter · Feb 3, 2008

Can I option this thread?

Congrats again, Chris. I may have to return and watch the show on BBC4.

Stew21 · Feb 3, 2008

Happy Chris Day to all!

Stew21 · Feb 3, 2008

I couldn't find my Chris Clock tree, but I did find my tree clock. will that work?

Susie · Feb 3, 2008

To Chris,

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Chris is gonna be rich & famous -
WHOHOO!

for Chris!

Mandy-Jane · Feb 3, 2008

Soccer Mom · Feb 3, 2008

Soccer Mom · Feb 3, 2008

Just kidding.

Hooray for Chris. :hooray:

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Feb 3, 2008

Champagne all around!

Joe270 · Feb 3, 2008

Good on ya, Chris. Break a leg!

SpookyWriter · Feb 3, 2008

Joe270 said:
Good on ya, Chris. Break a leg!

Oh my, the poor guy just got out of the hospital.

KTC · Feb 3, 2008

Yay, Yay, Yay for Christopher Robin. I love Chris Day. Besides the fact that he freaks me out with the fish who wants to murder me, tracks down my local restaurants and threatens to have be life-banned from Swiss Chalet and makes me afraid to go outside my house, I think he's a super duper guy who deserves a day to be named after him. Seriously, Chris...I'm so pleased you made it. You're a constant font of information and helpfulness to me and others here.

I just don't get why you didn't send me the Swiss Chalet coupons you received when you wrote to the company to find out what all the fuss was about. You know, they still look at me funny when I go there.

Congrats and Happy Chris Day!

Bmwhtly · Feb 4, 2008

Sorry I'm a little late, I stopped to listen to a group of ChrisDay Carollers

clockwork · Feb 4, 2008

Look - as much as I appreciate this, I'm going to have to ask you to stop.

I was just quietly browsing the forums, minding my own business when I was jumped by at least three assailants who pushed and shoved me, saying, "Oohh... Chris Day is it? What are they celebrating? Your ugly face or your big, fat butt?"

After I picked myself up from the dirt and found my lunch money missing, I returned to my browsing but twenty minutes later they were back.

"Hey butt-head, there's only one place a big-butt, teacher's pet, fatty-fat-fat-fat like you belongs!"

I awoke in the filth and stagnant remains of the AW landfill, smelling of hyperbole, controversy and gumbo.

I'm sorry to say that at least one of the assailtants was a mod. Isn't there some sort of AW WitSec for this kind of thing?

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Feb 4, 2008

We could find someone to put you in Witness Protection and hide you out in the Auction section.

KTC · Feb 4, 2008

Your ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

(Is that better?)

clockwork · Feb 4, 2008

OFG said:
We could find someone to put you in Witness Protection and hide you out in the Auction section.

I'll begin profiteering, start myself a nice little racket on the side.

KTC said:
Your ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

(Is that better?)

"You're funny and your mother dresses you ugly" would have been more accurate.

Rolling Thunder · Feb 4, 2008

clock_work9 said:
Look - as much as I appreciate this, I'm going to have to ask you to stop.

I was just quietly browsing the forums, minding my own business when I was jumped by at least three assailants who pushed and shoved me, saying, "Oohh... Chris Day is it? What are they celebrating? Your ugly face or your big, fat butt?"

After I picked myself up from the dirt and found my lunch money missing, I returned to my browsing but twenty minutes later they were back.

"Hey butt-head, there's only one place a big-butt, teacher's pet, fatty-fat-fat-fat like you belongs!"

I awoke in the filth and stagnant remains of the AW landfill, smelling of hyperbole, controversy and gumbo.

I'm sorry to say that at least one of the assailants was a mod. Isn't there some sort of AW WitSec for this kind of thing?

Who was it? I don't believe I got my cut.

Haggis · Feb 4, 2008

Rllgthunder said:
Who was it? I don't believe I got my cut.

Soccer Mom · Feb 4, 2008

clock_work9 said:
Look - as much as I appreciate this, I'm going to have to ask you to stop.

I was just quietly browsing the forums, minding my own business when I was jumped by at least three assailants who pushed and shoved me, saying, "Oohh... Chris Day is it? What are they celebrating? Your ugly face or your big, fat butt?"

After I picked myself up from the dirt and found my lunch money missing, I returned to my browsing but twenty minutes later they were back.

"Hey butt-head, there's only one place a big-butt, teacher's pet, fatty-fat-fat-fat like you belongs!"

I awoke in the filth and stagnant remains of the AW landfill, smelling of hyperbole, controversy and gumbo.

I'm sorry to say that at least one of the assailtants was a mod. Isn't there some sort of AW WitSec for this kind of thing?

That's when you need the clever rejoiner:

Maryn · Feb 4, 2008

Oh, is that why I had the irresistible urge to wear black spike-heeled boots, a black satin corset, and heavy eye make-up this morning? Chris Day. I should've known.

Maryn, who used to know a girl named Chris Day

writerterri · Feb 4, 2008

clock_work9 said:
Look - as much as I appreciate this, I'm going to have to ask you to stop.

I was just quietly browsing the forums, minding my own business when I was jumped by at least three assailants who pushed and shoved me, saying, "Oohh... Chris Day is it? What are they celebrating? Your ugly face or your big, fat butt?"

After I picked myself up from the dirt and found my lunch money missing, I returned to my browsing but twenty minutes later they were back.

"Hey butt-head, there's only one place a big-butt, teacher's pet, fatty-fat-fat-fat like you belongs!"

I awoke in the filth and stagnant remains of the AW landfill, smelling of hyperbole, controversy and gumbo.

I'm sorry to say that at least one of the assailtants was a mod. Isn't there some sort of AW WitSec for this kind of thing?

I'll pass out the tissues.

Silver King · Feb 4, 2008

clock_work9 said:
Look - as much as I appreciate this, I'm going to have to ask you to stop...

Nice try, but it ain't working.

Sometimes when the best things happen in our lives, we reach for a part of that magic to hold on to; and when it shrouds someone we know and love, a truly nice person in our midst, we strive to jump into his success and land in warm laundry basket we never want to leave.

Lucky for Chris, I'm not in charge of his similes.

Best of luck, my friend.

It's Chris Day

wishes you happiness

Shiny!

Thanks, special friend for my avi!

venturing ever further into the unknown

Crypto-fascist

Crypto-fascist

Hand? What hand?

Stand in the Place Where You Live

Yes, I'm back.

In the zone...

Hand? What hand?

Stand in the Place Where You Live

In the zone...

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Crypto-fascist

At Sea

It's a dorky day!

Megalops Erectus