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davids
02-01-2008, 06:43 PM
MORNING-HAVE AT IT KIDS-ENJOY BE SILLY-LOVE DAVE:D

C.bronco
02-01-2008, 06:45 PM
Good morning davids! May the silliness be plentiful!

kalel32
02-01-2008, 06:45 PM
.yadirF no tsop ot tsrif eht m'I

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-01-2008, 06:47 PM
How 'bout us Oldies?

truelyana
02-01-2008, 06:52 PM
:hi:lovely davids and everyone. :)

sunna
02-01-2008, 06:54 PM
Wheeeee! Bring it on. I could sure use some silly today.

davids
02-01-2008, 06:56 PM
Good morning davids! May the silliness be plentiful!


AND MAY OUR GUMBOOTS BE FULL OF SPAM-EGG-AND SPAM-MORING C-HOPE ALL IS WELL!!!!

davids
02-01-2008, 06:57 PM
.yadirF no tsop ot tsrif eht m'I

WHAT UP TROUBLE? YOU GOT IN SECOND BUT THAT IS PRETTY GOOD-KEEP WORKIN AT IT!!!! OH AND OF COURSE WELCOME-DAVE-NO NOT ME-YOU!!

Bmwhtly
02-01-2008, 06:58 PM
*struts to the middle of the thread and proceeds to shake his groovethang*

davids
02-01-2008, 06:59 PM
How 'bout us Oldies?

GIRL NOW YOU NOW WE OLDIES JUST HANG AROUND WAITIN FER A BIT RIGHT? HELL I AM TOO OLD TO CHASE IT ANYMORE SO LIKE AN OLD FISHERMAN I JUST SIT UNDER THE WILLAH TREE WITH MAH CANE POLE AND A GRUB AND HOPE A NICE FAT SUN FISH COMES ALONG-HEH HEH-OH THE METAPHORICAL HAZE OF EARLY MORNING LUST!!!!

davids
02-01-2008, 07:00 PM
Wheeeee! Bring it on. I could sure use some silly today.


EXACTLY AND SUNNA DO NOT FORGET AS YOU TRAVAIL UNDER LIFE'S HEAVY LADEN THAT IF THE FOO SHITS WEAR IT-WELCOME-HOPEFULLY SOMEONE WHO IS FULL OF SILLIOSITY WILL SLIP IN AND MAKE CHA GIGGLE-LOVE DAVE:D

davids
02-01-2008, 07:01 PM
*struts to the middle of the thread and proceeds to shake his groovethang*

AH MR WHTLY YOU HAVE MADE ME ALL A QUIVER-SHIT I THINK I SPILLED ME JAVA-HELL I KNOW I SPILT ME JAVA ME HUT IS ON FIRE!!!!

Jongfan
02-01-2008, 07:01 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/GoForBroke/Ozena%20Valley%2006/1dd57f82.jpg


Breakfast is served

davids
02-01-2008, 07:04 PM
WHAT UP GIRL JUST MAILED CHA-THANKS I NEED THAT TO COUNTERACT MY PETUNIA GROWTH-IT IS SPROUTING OUT OF THE TOP OF ME HEAD AND D IS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF-LOVE DAVE

sheadakota
02-01-2008, 07:28 PM
Peeking my head around the corner of the thread- Hi! (That shaking groovething has me a little skerd):scared:

davids
02-01-2008, 07:36 PM
SHEADAKOTA YOU ARE ONE OF US WHETHER YOU THINK SO OR NOT-GLAD TO SEE YOU NOW DO SOMETHING SILLY-OR AT LEAST WRITE US SOMETHING SILLY-UM-ER-LIKE NEWBIES ROCK WHICH IS REEEEEAHLY SILLY-DON'T BE A SCARED OF BM-HIS REAL NAME IS THUMPER BE A BUNNY AND HE IS SWEET AND GENTLE NOT LIKE ME JUST ASK ANY OF THOSE OTHERS ABOVE-YOU SHOULD BE A SCARED OF ME CAUSE I AM CRUSTY AND MEAN AND RICH AND-UM-ER-WELL OLD AT LEAST-GLAS TO HAVE CHA HERE-YOU ARE SILLY RIGHT?

WendyNYC
02-01-2008, 07:39 PM
How 'bout us Oldies?


And how about us Middlies?

davids
02-01-2008, 07:42 PM
I HAVE ALWAYS ENJOYED A GOOD MIDDIE BECAUSE I CAN GO EITHER WAY!!!! NO NO NO JUST BECAUSE I WROTE A SOON TO BE PUBLISHED TWO GAY GUYS WITH A ONE LEGGED ISRAELI WOMAN DOES NOT MEAN I AM GAY-MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT SO IT MUST BE SO!!!

sheadakota
02-01-2008, 07:52 PM
Let me see, it's Friday morning- there was an ice storm last night and I everything is glazed over- Let me invite you all over to my barn for an ice-crusted poop fest (i have three horses) I have enough shovels for everyone!:partyguy: Yeah- that's right- it's a party!

kalel32
02-01-2008, 07:55 PM
.gnaht evoorg ym ekahS

Writer???
02-01-2008, 07:55 PM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb83/CarsNGuitarsPics/SillySanctuary.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
02-01-2008, 07:56 PM
Peeking my head around the corner of the thread- Hi! (That shaking groovething has me a little skerd):scared:
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8185/noob1nw8.jpg

sheadakota
02-01-2008, 07:58 PM
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8185/noob1nw8.jpg
Geeze- and I thought I covered up-

sheadakota
02-01-2008, 07:59 PM
.gnaht evoorg ym ekahS
Put that away- it might freeze and fall off

davids
02-01-2008, 08:00 PM
ALRIGHT I CANNOT ANSWER EVERY INDEYEBITCHUAL POST AFTER ALL I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF EDITING MY BEST SELLER SO WELCOME MARY WRITER AND KALEL AGAIN AND IF EVERYBODY GETS A SHOVEL AND A BOTTLE OF SOMETHING WE CAN DROOL OUT OF THE SIDES OF OUR MOUTHS AFTER SHOVELEYEIN HORSE MANOODIES-THAT WOULD BE THE ALKAYHOOL OF YOUR CHOICE AND IT DON'T MATTAH CAUSE AFTER A FEW SIPS IT DON'T MATTAH WE CAN MEET OVER AT SHEADAKOTA'S BARN AND FLIRT UNMERCIFULLY WITH ME-SOUND LIKE A PLAN? HIC!!!

davids
02-01-2008, 08:01 PM
SHEADAKOTA HAS THE IDEA-I JUST LOVE IT WHEN KIDDOS FEEL WELCOMIFICATED-SHEAD I AM OLDER THAN DIRT SO YOU ARE ALL KIDDOS TO ME REGARDLESS OF AGE OR MALFACTORIOUS ODORS!!!!

Angelinity
02-01-2008, 08:05 PM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/Friday-4.jpg

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-01-2008, 08:10 PM
You don't have to answer 'em all, ya silly lobster! Just me! :D

JLCwrites
02-01-2008, 08:12 PM
Happy sillified Friday Mr. D! Have a superyfied Weekend!

Writer???
02-01-2008, 08:12 PM
Well, I say let's just grab a pussy and have a dance

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb83/CarsNGuitarsPics/silly_hans.jpg

Angelinity
02-01-2008, 08:14 PM
and ya'll watch da eggs please...

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj229/albertocarloshuevos/eggs.jpg

davids
02-01-2008, 08:16 PM
BETTY BOOP-OLD FASHIONED BABE-HOT TURKEY BREASTS-AND PUSSY MAN-SEE OFG I SLUNG CHA ALL TOGETHER-LOVE DAVE------I GRABBED A PUSSY ONCE-PAWS ON MY HEART IT TWAS!!!! ACTUALLY THERE WAS NO GRABBING AS PUSSIES NEED TO BE TAKEN SPECIAL CARE OF!!!!

Angelinity
02-01-2008, 09:10 PM
I GRABBED A PUSSY ONCE-PAWS ON MY HEART IT TWAS!!!! ACTUALLY THERE WAS NO GRABBING AS PUSSIES NEED TO BE TAKEN SPECIAL CARE OF!!!!

that's right... especially talented ones.

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg218/myowl/kitty.gif

davids
02-01-2008, 09:14 PM
YOU CAN EASILY CATCH A LOBSTER IN A TRAP BAITED WITH PUSSY!!!

TrainofThought
02-01-2008, 09:23 PM
Tech Support and the loss of common sense

Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

Tech support: Good day How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

Customer: I have problems printing in red..
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah.....................thank you.

Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'

Angelinity
02-01-2008, 09:26 PM
YOU CAN EASILY CATCH A LOBSTER IN A TRAP BAITED WITH PUSSY!!!

...yeah...??

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc296/Laughing_Gull/WLobster.jpg

Angelinity
02-01-2008, 09:32 PM
Tech Support and the loss of common sense



blonde jokes, huh :tongue

writerterri
02-01-2008, 09:32 PM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_6_20.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk762YYUS) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_6_20.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk762YYUS)

Coffee!





http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb097&pp=ZNxmk762YYUS (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb097_ZNxmk762YYUS&utm_id=7925)

Angelinity
02-01-2008, 09:36 PM
Coffee!

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg279/VioletXFlame/Coffee.gif

writerterri
02-01-2008, 09:38 PM
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg279/VioletXFlame/Coffee.gif

That's out of this world, thanks!

davids
02-01-2008, 09:38 PM
Tech Support and the loss of common sense

Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

Tech support: Good day How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

Customer: I have problems printing in red..
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah.....................thank you.

Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'

Dave do you use a left handed key board or a right handed key board-asked to me by a chum who is a nerd when I was having trouble with my key board-we served together and I treated him well saved his life at least once-and this is how he repaid me-yes he was having fun with me at my eggspence-I answered-damn Bob how do I tell are the keyboards maked left or right somewhere-can I look and see-we were on the phone-about ten minutes of Bob spitting his Joe on the phone and me wondering what was so damned funny? Hell I am gifted in so many ways kids-technically inept-duh-as my valley men friends might say-see TOT how I is and how easy it is to take the Michael Mouse out of me-good post and Ily? Stop with the pussy alright? Welcom TOT always a pleasure to see your tum and your bum-music to my aged eye ball thingys-love Dave

Angelinity
02-01-2008, 09:43 PM
That's out of this world, thanks!

you're welcome.

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee293/scemotry/coffee.gif

davids
02-01-2008, 09:45 PM
THE QUEEN OF ULTIMATO DORKICOSITY IS HERE-OH WELCOME HIGH AND MIGHTY QUEEN!!!!

Joycecwilliams
02-01-2008, 09:47 PM
.yadirF no tsop ot tsrif eht m'I

No I think david was... :)

Joycecwilliams
02-01-2008, 09:52 PM
http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickenbuttoff.jpg

writerterri
02-01-2008, 09:52 PM
THE QUEEN OF ULTIMATO DORKICOSITY IS HERE-OH WELCOME HIGH AND MIGHTY QUEEN!!!!



http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_9_16.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk762YYUS) You called?


Tis me. Lil O'l me. How are you darling?






http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb113&pp=ZNxmk762YYUS (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb113_ZNxmk762YYUS&utm_id=7921)

TrainofThought
02-01-2008, 09:52 PM
blonde jokes, huh :tongue:snoopy:


Dave do you use a left handed key board or a right handed key board-asked to me by a chum who is a nerd when I was having trouble with my key board-we served together and I treated him well saved his life at least once-and this is how he repaid me-yes he was having fun with me at my eggspence-I answered-damn Bob how do I tell are the keyboards maked left or right somewhere-can I look and see-we were on the phone-about ten minutes of Bob spitting his Joe on the phone and me wondering what was so damned funny? Hell I am gifted in so many ways kids-technically inept-duh-as my valley men friends might say-see TOT how I is and how easy it is to take the Michael Mouse out of me-good post and Ily? Stop with the pussy alright? Welcom TOT always a pleasure to see your tum and your bum-music to my aged eye ball thingys-love Dave:ROFL:

It's always a pleasure to see you, davids. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/13/13_4_10.gif Enjoy the weekend.

davids
02-01-2008, 09:53 PM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_9_16.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk762YYUS) You called?


Tis me. Lil O'l me. How are you darling?






http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb113&pp=ZNxmk762YYUS (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb113_ZNxmk762YYUS&utm_id=7921)

WHEN I HEAR FROM MY QUEEN I GET ALL QUIVERATED AND HAPPY AND HAVE THE FEELING OF BEING YOUNG ONCE AGAIN!!:Hug2:

writerterri
02-01-2008, 09:53 PM
.yadirF no tsop ot tsrif eht m'I

My eyes popped out while trying to read this. Thanks!

davids
02-01-2008, 09:54 PM
:snoopy:

:ROFL:

It's always a pleasure to see you, davids. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/13/13_4_10.gif Enjoy the weekend.


TOT IT IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SEE ANY PART OF YOU-SPECIAL THAT BEEAYYOUTEYEFUL SMILE YOU GOTS-WHERE THE HELL IS THE KIMSTER ANYHOO?:Hug2:

davids
02-01-2008, 09:55 PM
http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickenbuttoff.jpg

THERE'S OUR JOYCE WITH MENSA LIKE THOUGHTS AND CHICKEN LIVERS FRYIN IN SOME GOOD FAT-HI JOYCE WHAT UP LADY?

writerterri
02-01-2008, 09:56 PM
WHEN I HEAR FROM MY QUEEN I GET ALL QUIVERATED AND HAPPY AND HAVE THE FEELING OF BEING YOUNG ONCE AGAIN!!:Hug2:

Happy to oblige. I was just thinking about when the day will come for me when I will no longer have HOT winter nights. I will miss it. I will be sure to take advantage of it on Silly Friday Night when Naughty Girl comes out to play just for you.

:D

TrainofThought
02-01-2008, 10:22 PM
TOT IT IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SEE ANY PART OF YOU-SPECIAL THAT BEEAYYOUTEYEFUL SMILE YOU GOTS-WHERE THE HELL IS THE KIMSTER ANYHOO?:Hug2:http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_215.gif I put the Kimster to work.

Now I know how to find you.

http://www.tensionnot.com/images/images/slideshow/Automobiles581.jpg

sheadakota
02-01-2008, 10:26 PM
carry on- carry off and carry over- unlike the rest of the world, I work weekends- every fri-sat- sun- must go to work now:cry: (My barn is still dirty though- so help yourself- keep the noise down and don't give the horses any alchohol- they get a little randy when they imbide)

davids
02-01-2008, 10:49 PM
WHEW JUST GOT BACK FROM BEING CHASED BY NUBILE SEMI NEKID NYMPHETTES-LIFE IS SO DIFFICULT FOR ME YOU SEE-ALL THE WAY DOWN THE WHARF-HELL I HAD TO LEAP FOR MY LIFE ONTO THE OLD TRAWLER JUST TO SPARE ME HAVING TO DEAL WITH THEM-JUST WANTED TO GO ON DOWN TO THE STORE AND GET SOME SUPPLIES-THE MINUTE I JUMP OUT OF MY FERRARI-THE BIMMER IS IN THE GARAGE BEING JEALOUS-THEY SEEM TO JUST CHASE ME-I CANNOT FIGURE IT OUT BEING OLD CRUMPLED YET HARD BODIED RICH AND NICE WHY THESE WOMEN CHASE ME SO-I DO NEED SOME HELP I MUST ADMIT-BUT GLAD TO SEE YOU ALL STILL HANGIN AND BEIN TOTALLY SERIOUS IT IS ONCE AGAIN EVIDENCE THAT WRITERS ARE SERIOUS INDEYEBIDJEWALS-LOVE DAVE IN A HUGG AND FRIGHTENED OF BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF!!!!

Joycecwilliams
02-01-2008, 10:51 PM
THERE'S OUR JOYCE WITH MENSA LIKE THOUGHTS AND CHICKEN LIVERS FRYIN IN SOME GOOD FAT-HI JOYCE WHAT UP LADY?

Hey davids

I am not cooking chicken liver... ugh... I am trying to write a story like Anis Nin. ;)


Hope you are having a great day...

Joycecwilliams
02-01-2008, 10:52 PM
Here is the butt whisperer....http://www.brokebuttmountain.com/images/BBM4ButtWhisperer.jpg

Angelinity
02-01-2008, 10:59 PM
WHEW JUST GOT BACK FROM BEING CHASED BY NUBILE SEMI NEKID NYMPHETTES-

...just don't run any of them over.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc5/sarahimemo/car.gif

Angelinity
02-01-2008, 11:01 PM
...unless--

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o82/RCWikkydArtist/Nymph.jpg

davids
02-01-2008, 11:03 PM
Hey davids

I am not cooking chicken liver... ugh... I am trying to write a story like Anis Nin. ;)


Hope you are having a great day...


Ah yes Anis Nin


"I had expected a man for the demonstration of sixty-six ways of making love. Henry barters over the price. The women smile. The big one has bold features, raven black hair in curls which almost hide her face. The smaller one has a pale face with blonde hair. They are like mother and daughter. They wear high-heeled shoes, black stockings with garters at the thighs, and loose open kimono. They lead us upstairs. They walk ahead, swinging their hips."(from Journals 1931-1934) Winter of Artifice perhaps?

Joyce I will tell you something-shhhh-besides a worthy goal you have-I too wrote an erotic book-shhhh-it is about two gay men who go to Israel and meet a one legged Israeli woman who lost her leg in the six day war-they love each other so much it hurts-:DI had to substitute the erotic things between the guys by using a woman in my mind then I just replaced her as one of the guys-can you imagine that? No Anis Nin either but it was fun!!!! I wish you luck you can do it I know you can you have a good eggsample-oooh those French eroticists-is that how cha spell dat?:D

Joycecwilliams
02-01-2008, 11:33 PM
Ah yes Anis Nin


"I had expected a man for the demonstration of sixty-six ways of making love. Henry barters over the price. The women smile. The big one has bold features, raven black hair in curls which almost hide her face. The smaller one has a pale face with blonde hair. They are like mother and daughter. They wear high-heeled shoes, black stockings with garters at the thighs, and loose open kimono. They lead us upstairs. They walk ahead, swinging their hips."(from Journals 1931-1934) Winter of Artifice perhaps?

Joyce I will tell you something-shhhh-besides a worthy goal you have-I too wrote an erotic book-shhhh-it is about two gay men who go to Israel and meet a one legged Israeli woman who lost her leg in the six day war-they love each other so much it hurts-:DI had to substitute the erotic things between the guys by using a woman in my mind then I just replaced her as one of the guys-can you imagine that? No Anis Nin either but it was fun!!!! I wish you luck you can do it I know you can you have a good eggsample-oooh those French eroticists-is that how cha spell dat?:D



Are you saying the woman was like the filling in an oreo?
I love being the creamy part... :)

davids
02-01-2008, 11:57 PM
IT IS LOVING TO BE WHAT YOU WANT TO BE AND HAVING SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THAT THE FILLING IS WHAT ONE LOVES OR SHOULD EYEMENSAHLY ENJOY GETTING!!!! I GUESS I AM SAYING THAT-NO NO-I YAM I YAM!!!!!

TrainofThought
02-01-2008, 11:59 PM
Are you saying the woman was like the filling in an oreo?
I love being the creamy part... :)Hmm... I'm like the gas in the tank.

Jongfan
02-02-2008, 12:07 AM
WHEW JUST GOT BACK FROM BEING CHASED BY NUBILE SEMI NEKID NYMPHETTES-LIFE IS SO DIFFICULT FOR ME YOU SEE-ALL THE WAY DOWN THE WHARF-HELL I HAD TO LEAP FOR MY LIFE ONTO THE OLD TRAWLER JUST TO SPARE ME HAVING TO DEAL WITH THEM-JUST WANTED TO GO ON DOWN TO THE STORE AND GET SOME SUPPLIES-THE MINUTE I JUMP OUT OF MY FERRARI-THE BIMMER IS IN THE GARAGE BEING JEALOUS-THEY SEEM TO JUST CHASE ME-I CANNOT FIGURE IT OUT BEING OLD CRUMPLED YET HARD BODIED RICH AND NICE WHY THESE WOMEN CHASE ME SO-I DO NEED SOME HELP I MUST ADMIT-BUT GLAD TO SEE YOU ALL STILL HANGIN AND BEIN TOTALLY SERIOUS IT IS ONCE AGAIN EVIDENCE THAT WRITERS ARE SERIOUS INDEYEBIDJEWALS-LOVE DAVE IN A HUGG AND FRIGHTENED OF BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF!!!!


http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee27/Whiskey-Tango7/Tough%20Women/Marine.jpg
Next time.. just take this gal with ya... those others will leave you alone ;)

Voyager
02-02-2008, 12:09 AM
Hello, my sweet, cuddly little crustacean. How are you?

davids
02-02-2008, 12:09 AM
PAULA YOU JUST POSTED A PIC OF MY FIRST MATE DECK HAND SWABEELISCIOUS BODY GUARD-HELL SHE SURE EARNS HER BUCKS I TELL CHA!!!! I HIRED HER BECAUSE SHE AND I MET DOWN AT PINKYS AND ARM WRESTLED AND-ER-WELL-UM-HELL JUST LOOK AT HER PYTHONS-LOVE DAVE

davids
02-02-2008, 12:10 AM
Hello, my sweet, cuddly little crustacean. How are you?


AH VOYAGER WHEN I HEAR THE SWEET TONES OF YOUR VOICE HOW COULD I BE ANYTHING BUT PRESUMABLE!!!!;)

benbradley
02-02-2008, 12:27 AM
(this ad NOT provided by Google Ads, though if Filipinas turn you on,...)
http://www.flixxy.com/self-confidence.htm

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 12:45 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/389145324_47d63563bb.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 12:49 AM
http://www.pioneer.net/~mchumor/writing_cartoon_7710.gif

Angelinity
02-02-2008, 12:58 AM
oh man, Valentine's coming up again...

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa288/BonnieSue_2007/valentine.jpg

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r181/firebird013/valentine.gif

Angelinity
02-02-2008, 01:00 AM
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r312/hollyskiff/valentine.jpg

davids
02-02-2008, 01:03 AM
MANY HERE HAVE ASKED ME HOW I BECAME SO WEALTHY-WELL I HAVE DECIDED BECAUSE OF BEN TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THE ANSWER-TEQUILA WORM FARM!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 01:04 AM
A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.
She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.
"Oh my," said the writer. "Let me see heaven now."
A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes.
"Wait a minute," said the writer. "This is just as bad as hell!"
"Oh no, it's not," replied an unseen voice. "Here, your work gets published."

davids
02-02-2008, 01:06 AM
YUK YUK YUK!!!! I THOUGHT PA WAS IN HELL BUT IT IS APPARENT THAT THEY HAVE HEAVENLY CONNECTIONS!

Angelinity
02-02-2008, 01:06 AM
...TEQUILA WORM FARM!!!!

sexy

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/Carlene_Marie/tequilaworm.gif

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 01:07 AM
How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though.
How many publishers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author.
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in, and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
How many screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Why does it *have* to be changed?

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 01:10 AM
MANY HERE HAVE ASKED ME HOW I BECAME SO WEALTHY-WELL I HAVE DECIDED BECAUSE OF BEN TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THE ANSWER-TEQUILA WORM FARM!!!!
http://mcb.berkeley.edu/labs/garriga/worm-cartoon.gif

Dave only selected the best worms for his tequila

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 01:23 AM
ACK!!!! This post has been intercepted for de-offensivization!!!



How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though.
How many publishers does it take to screw PRISON WARDEN in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw PRISON WARDEN it in. Two to hold down the author.
How many mystery writers does it take to screw PRISON WARDEN ina light bulb?
Two. One to screw PRISON WARDEN it almost all the way in, and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
How many screenwriters does it take to screw CYLINDER WITH SPRIAL RIDGE **in a light bulb?
Why does it *have* to be changed?


** come on, its screenwriters -- they deserve something special!!

CIA (Correctors of Internet Attrocities) sanctioned -- because we take our job way beyong seriously!!

WendyNYC
02-02-2008, 01:28 AM
You guys are looking a little dirty in here. Here, lemme clean you off... (https://emp.ucsd.edu/swf/screenclean.swf)

DL Hegel
02-02-2008, 02:00 AM
http://www.alandeanfoster.com/version2.0/images/ARMYofONE_force_pro.jpg (http://www.alandeanfoster.com/version2.0/ARMYofONE_force_pro.htm)
it is squirrel day for me. bring on the acorns.

davids
02-02-2008, 02:04 AM
DL WELCOME-I POSTED AS YOU KNOW IN YOUR SILLY PICS THREAD I WONDER WHY THESE OTHERS DO NOT-SPECIALLY THAT PIC CRAZY FRIEND OF MINE MARY!!!! ANYWAY WELCOME AND HANG IN THERE DL YOU WILL COME UP WITH SOMTHING SILLY-TANKS TO THE LEFT TANKS TO THE RIGHT-SHIT WHERE THE HELL IS MY COMMANDING OCCIFER? HE'S WHAT? HIBERFUCKINGNATIN IN FLORIDA-OOPS I FORGOT-RULES OF ENGAGEMNET-GROUND HOGS STAND FOR PATRIOTIC NUT HIDDING DON'T THEY? BECAUSE OF THE BAZOOKA RIGHT-SEE DL-COMPLETELY SILLY!!!!

davids
02-02-2008, 02:05 AM
ACK!!!! This post has been intercepted for de-offensivization!!!


** come on, its screenwriters -- they deserve something special!!

CIA (Correctors of Internet Attrocities) sanctioned -- because we take our job way beyong seriously!!


I DID NOT FIND IT OFFENSEYEIFICATORIABLE AT ALL-SILLY BUT NOT THAT LAST WORD I JUST MADE UP THAT I AM NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO TYPE AGAIN!

davids
02-02-2008, 02:06 AM
You guys are looking a little dirty in here. Here, lemme clean you off... (https://emp.ucsd.edu/swf/screenclean.swf)

CUTE DOGGY WENDY-VERY CUTE AND REMARKABLE SILLY WELCOME HOME KIDDO!

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 02:14 AM
SORRY, but this post does not meet with specified quality controls....


DL WELCOME-I POSTED AS YOU KNOW IN YOUR SILLY PICS THREAD I WONDER WHY THESE OTHERS DO NOT-SPECIALLY THAT PIC CRAZY INCREDIBLY HAWT FRIEND OF MINE MARY!!!! ANYWAY WELCOME AND HANG IN THERE DL YOU WILL COME UP WITH SOMTHING SILLY-TANKS TO THE LEFT TANKS TO THE RIGHT-SHIT WHERE THE HELL IS MY COMMANDING OCCIFER? HE'S WHAT? HIBERFUCKINGFIDDLESTICKSINGNATIN IN FLORIDA-OOPS I FORGOT-RULES OF ENGAGEMNET-GROUND HOGS STAND FOR PATRIOTIC NUT FAMILY ENDOWMENT HIDDING DON'T THEY? BECAUSE OF THE BAZOOKA RIGHT-SEE DL-COMPLETELY SILLY!!!!

Okay.... all better now!!!:D

Jongfan
02-02-2008, 02:14 AM
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h112/rachmarie_2006/secretlifeoflobsters.jpg


I FOUND IT.. the life and times of our Davids.. written under a pen name of course..
oh the secrets it reveals..

davids
02-02-2008, 02:49 AM
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h112/rachmarie_2006/secretlifeoflobsters.jpg


I FOUND IT.. the life and times of our Davids.. written under a pen name of course..
oh the secrets it reveals..

NOW YOU KNOW HOW I REALLY MADE ALL ME MILLIONS!;)

Jongfan
02-02-2008, 03:12 AM
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k217/WTolenaars/Schotland%202007/P1285008.jpg



Yes David
The book tells us how once you changed the name of this fine establishment to Pinky's... you became loaded.. pretty rich too

davids
02-02-2008, 03:13 AM
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k217/WTolenaars/Schotland%202007/P1285008.jpg



Yes David
The book tells us how once you changed the name of this fine establishment to Pinky's... you became loaded.. pretty rich too


NOW P-DO YOU HAVE TO TELL EM EVERYTHING? SHEESH!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 03:40 AM
http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/wehastrouble13.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 03:41 AM
http://blogs.setonhill.edu/DennisJerz/LOLCatsTrek.png

davids
02-02-2008, 03:43 AM
STARDRECK ANYONE?

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 03:45 AM
http://images.google.ca/url?q=http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/128294643635157500.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGJ_Litq-yXV8eHyPM5dkqFRLedRQ

Jongfan
02-02-2008, 03:51 AM
Filthy McNastys was a place
dirty whores, what a disgrace
Poor Ole David was at wits end
Dollar after dollar he would spend
Close to losing his shirt with this bar
He knew the answer couldn't be far
Doing away with low class and stinkies
Reopened one day with the new name of Pinky's

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 04:20 AM
Filthy McNastys was a place
dirty whores, what a disgrace
Poor Ole David was at wits end
Dollar after dollar he would spend
Close to losing his shirt with this bar
He knew the answer couldn't be far
Doing away with low class and stinkies
Reopened one day with the new name of Pinky's
:Thumbs::Clap::Hail::Clap::Hail::e2point:

davids
02-02-2008, 04:24 AM
WELL P AT LEAST CHA GOT ONE FAN-OTHER THAN ME THAT IS!!

SpookyWriter
02-02-2008, 04:25 AM
Filthy McNastys was a place
dirty whores, what a disgrace
Poor Ole David was at wits end
Dollar after dollar he would spend
Close to losing his shirt with this bar
He knew the answer couldn't be far
Doing away with low class and stinkies
Reopened one day with the new name of Pinky's:roll:

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 04:51 AM
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. "That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"

Kallex
02-02-2008, 05:50 AM
Snot Friday elsewhere.

davids
02-02-2008, 05:53 AM
kallex welcome is that silly-well it is in the nose of the beholder right? Snot Friday-why snot and not pot or scotch or vodka or just some fine luvin? Glad to see you drop in come on over anytime-Dave

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 06:37 AM
http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/537/menopausedwarf.jpg

The_Grand_Duchess
02-02-2008, 06:48 AM
Goddamnit I hate work! I keep forgetting its friday!

Damn work.

Hi all!

davids
02-02-2008, 06:50 AM
Goddamnit I hate work! I keep forgetting its friday!

Damn work.

Hi all!

OH MY LADY FRIEND THE GRAND DUCKCHESS-SURE HAPPY TO SEE YOU HERE-YUP THAT WORKIN IS A BUMMER-YOU GOTTA GET RICH GIRL-LOOK AT ME-ALL ARROGARANT AND RICH AND LAZY AND SILLY AND ON CERTAIN OCCASIONS AND CERTAIN TIMES OF THE DAY OR NIGHT-EVEN-SHHHH-NOT VERY PRESENTABLE AS OPPOSIFIED TO YOU WHO IS ALWAYS A PURDY LADY-SO GLAD I HUNG AROUNG TO SAY HI-HI DEAR HEART ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE AND HEAR CHA-LOVE DAVE:Hug2:

The_Grand_Duchess
02-02-2008, 06:52 AM
OH MY LADY FRIEND THE GRAND DUCKCHESS-SURE HAPPY TO SEE YOU HERE-YUP THAT WORKIN IS A BUMMER-YOU GOTTA GET RICH GIRL-LOOK AT ME-ALL ARROGARANT AND RICH AND LAZY AND SILLY AND ON CERTAIN OCCASIONS AND CERTAIN TIMES OF THE DAY OR NIGHT-EVEN-SHHHH-NOT VERY PRESENTABLE AS OPPOSIFIED TO YOU WHO IS ALWAYS A PURDY LADY-SO GLAD I HUNG AROUNG TO SAY HI-HI DEAR HEART ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE AND HEAR CHA-LOVE DAVE:Hug2:

Yes, it's good that you did, I would be displeased if you had not. I'm working on the rich thing. Soon. . .

I have sleeping duchlings. One of them just passed out on the floor playing. It's friday, that's how we do here.

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 06:54 AM
:hooray::hi:Hi Duchess!!! How ya doing???

davids
02-02-2008, 06:56 AM
Yes, it's good that you did, I would be displeased if you had not. I'm working on the rich thing. Soon. . .

I have sleeping duchlings. One of them just passed out on the floor playing. It's friday, that's how we do here.

WELL POOP DUCKCHESS IT SATURDAY THERE AINT IT? HELL ARE YOU AHEAD OR BEHIND-THERE I GO TALKIN NAUGHTY AGIN!!!!

The_Grand_Duchess
02-02-2008, 06:56 AM
Pretty good! It rained all day here :( but it stopped just intime for me to go home. :)

I think someone has a poopy diaper.

The_Grand_Duchess
02-02-2008, 06:57 AM
WELL POOP DUCKCHESS IT SATURDAY THERE AINT IT? HELL ARE YOU AHEAD OR BEHIND-THERE I GO TALKIN NAUGHTY AGIN!!!!

A lady never tells :)

davids
02-02-2008, 06:57 AM
Pretty good! It rained all day here :( but it stopped just intime for me to go home. :)

I think someone has a poopy diaper.

WELL AT LEAST IT AINT ON THEIR FACE AND ALL OVER-BEEN THERE DONE THAT-NO NOT ME-THE LOBLETTS SILLY!!!!

The_Grand_Duchess
02-02-2008, 07:00 AM
WELL AT LEAST IT AINT ON THEIR FACE AND ALL OVER-BEEN THERE DONE THAT-NO NOT ME-THE LOBLETTS SILLY!!!!

Yeah not today. That was eariler in the week. OMG. That was horrible.

davids
02-02-2008, 07:04 AM
I REMEMBER WHEN MY LOBLETT WHO IS NOW A RESPECTED LOBDOCTOR WAS IN DIAPERS AND I WALKED INTO HIS ROOM TO JUST SAY HI AND THERE HE WAS JUST SITTIN WITH THE DIAPER OFF AND THIS SHIT FACED GRIN-LITERALLY I MEAN-WHAT A KID-LOVE DAVE

TrainofThought
02-02-2008, 07:05 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2395/2234002368_c467150b80.jpg?v=0

davids
02-02-2008, 07:11 AM
TOT IS BACK MY FANTASY WOMAN-YES ALL THE REST AS WELL SHEESH-MARY YOU ARE SPECIAL CAUSE I LOVE YA BUT I DO LOVE YA ALL-FUNNY HOW THE MEN JUST POP IN AND LEAVE AND I GET TO BE SURROUNDED BY BUMMUNAL PURDY FEMEYENINE PULCHRITUDE-WHAT A GREAT FANTASY FOR A STEEL HARD YET MARGINALLY ELDERLY FART----THE STEEL IS SOFTENING A BIT-EVERY DAY-IT JUST SAYS HEY DAVE THAT LITTLE TUMMY OF YOURS-ABS SON ABS-WELL I THINK I AM STARTING TO LET GO A BIT-HELL I GOT A RIGHT RIGHT? ANYWAY THE MIND IS STRONGER THAN THE BODY THEY SAY AND SO MY MIND MAKES SOFT SLOW SENSUAL-NEVER MIND-IT IS THE END OF THE DAY AND THE OLD LOBSTERINO IS GETTIN WEARY-BLAH BLAH BLAH-SEE EVENT I CAN BE SILLY IN A GENIOTICAL KINDA WAY-SHEESH DOES THE VERBOSITY EVER STOP? SHUT UP DAVE-ALRIGHT SORRY I SHUT UP-------SEE I TOLD YOU KIDS I COULD SHUT UP ALL YOU HAD TA DO WAS ASKIPATE!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 07:14 AM
I REMEMBER WHEN MY LOBLETT WHO IS NOW A RESPECTED LOBDOCTOR WAS IN DIAPERS AND I WALKED INTO HIS ROOM TO JUST SAY HI AND THERE HE WAS JUST SITTIN WITH THE DIAPER OFF AND THIS SHIT FACED GRIN-LITERALLY I MEAN-WHAT A KID-LOVE DAVE

Mine painted himself with it, and the walls, and the bedding, and the carpet, ... and when I walked in the bedroom, he giggled, ran like hell and jumped into my bed!! It was our anniversary, the first night in months that I had a babysitter for the night, and we ended up spending the night steam cleaning the whole upstairs, doing laundry and bleaching EVERYTHING in his bedroom!!

:Shrug: It was just too much on the barf-o-meter.

The_Grand_Duchess
02-02-2008, 07:26 AM
See, the big one is potty training right now. She tries. When she misses at least she doesn't play with it.

benbradley
02-02-2008, 07:33 AM
Hey EVERYBODY! Before leaving the party, let's all welcome AW's 20,000th Member, both here in The Newbie Forum:
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=91264
AND in Jenna's anticipating the 20,000th Member thread:
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=91235
Party on!!!

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 07:36 AM
Hey to Holly!!!!!! #20,000!!!!!! Way to go!!!! :PartySmil