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KELLY
01-31-2008, 09:12 PM
I just heard that Britny Spears was committed last night. I wounder, Is this girl Crazy beautiful (a little off) or is she way out there?



:) Kelly

aka eraser
01-31-2008, 09:24 PM
Hiya Kelly. This isn't the right forum for this so I'll move it to Office Party.

Hillary
01-31-2008, 09:57 PM
She's batshit crazy.

Lock thread.

KELLY
01-31-2008, 10:08 PM
Hillary,

That was funny. Can i quote you? Batshit crazy.

Kelly

Shadow_Ferret
01-31-2008, 10:10 PM
I thought she was diagnosed bi-polar. I thought that was treatable. Better living through chemistry.

Joycecwilliams
01-31-2008, 10:12 PM
I thought she was diagnosed bi-polar. I thought that was treatable. Better living through chemistry.

Does that mean she is a bisexual polar bear? :)

Devil Ledbetter
01-31-2008, 10:41 PM
We shouldn't pick on crazy people, unless they're members here and can defend themselves.

I'm not sure, but think Britney is posting under the moniker SpookyWriter.

BenPanced
01-31-2008, 10:57 PM
This seems as good a time as any to make the following announcement:

i liek choklit meelk

JoeEkaitis
01-31-2008, 10:59 PM
Crazy beautiful or just plain nuts?Potential author with a 7-figure advance.

Hobbes
01-31-2008, 11:00 PM
I heard her latest beau wears a top-hat, sports a monacle and twirls a cane.

Devil Ledbetter
01-31-2008, 11:04 PM
I heard her latest beau wears a top-hat, sports a monacle and twirls a cane.
She's dating Willie Wonka? Sweet!

Dasence
01-31-2008, 11:12 PM
She's dating Willie Wonka? Sweet!

Willie Wonka said he wouldn't waste his time with her. Mr. Peanut, however, set his standards a tad lower after his terrible and short-lived affair with Miss Piggy.

Devil Ledbetter
01-31-2008, 11:15 PM
Willie Wonka said he wouldn't waste his time with her. Mr. Peanut, however, set his standards a tad lower after his terrible and short-lived affair with Miss Piggy.Waitaminute. I thought K-fed was Mr. Peanut.

Hobbes
01-31-2008, 11:17 PM
He can't tap dance

Dasence
01-31-2008, 11:17 PM
Ah. I hadn't realized that. Guess I need to take my tabloid reading a little more seriously then.

Hobbes
01-31-2008, 11:19 PM
You mean you don't now? What about the journalistic expertise and professionalism????

dpaterso
01-31-2008, 11:31 PM
Poor Britney. I posted a message of support on her website but she didn't write back. Never mind, I'll always have her videos.

-Derek

eldragon
01-31-2008, 11:34 PM
Britney is anything but poor.

If she were poor, she'd be living in a box on the street.

dpaterso
01-31-2008, 11:38 PM
Britney is anything but poor.

If she were poor, she'd be living in a box on the street.
Ah, got it, you thought I was referring to how much she's earned. No, see meaning #4 below:

poor adj. 1 without enough money to live comfortably. 2 (foll. by in) deficient in (a possession or quality). 3 a scanty, inadequate. b less good than is usual or expected (poor visibility; is a poor driver). c paltry; inferior (came a poor third). 4 deserving pity or sympathy; unfortunate (you poor thing). 5 spiritless, despicable.

-Derek

Hobbes
01-31-2008, 11:39 PM
dpat, I'd go with #5....

dpaterso
01-31-2008, 11:41 PM
Yeah that was always a high probability option, I left it in anyway.

-Derek

Mela
01-31-2008, 11:56 PM
Spears is losin' it - I wish they'd just leave her alone. She's like a bag lady - you can't help but look at her bizarre behavior but sometimes it just isn't fun anymore, poking fun at sickos.

But if not Britney, then who else could keep all those cameras in business?

wyntermoon
02-01-2008, 12:06 AM
Does this guy need more press (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cDDEhLw1PVI)?

Shadow_Ferret
02-01-2008, 12:09 AM
Does this guy need more press (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cDDEhLw1PVI)?
Gah! I'm so sorry I made that video! Can we just forget about it?

eldragon
02-01-2008, 04:44 PM
Does this guy need more press (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cDDEhLw1PVI)?

This person obviously has some issues, and he/she needs to tell britney in person. I'm sure she wouldn't mind if someone gave this person her address.

NeuroFizz
02-01-2008, 05:29 PM
She was never beautiful to me, since beauty goes well beyond looks. Her talent seems too manufactured to me, and her apparent need for sensationalistic media coverage comes off as insatiable. This is a recipe for disaster for even the most emotionally level person, and she is suffering as a result of her own decisions. This has to be hard on any person whose identity is so steeped in fanfare, and is so public. Let her get the help she needs so maybe she can be a decent mother to those poor children. Who gives a damn about her career. She has two young 'uns who are probably already on a road coated with black ice. All the money in the world can't give them what a good, solid mother can and should. Help the girl.

eldragon
02-01-2008, 06:40 PM
Another distressing note to the story is that Britney now apparently speaks with a British accent.

Looks to me like a serious personality disorder and/or mental breakdown has happened. Surely her psychiatrist, who is the person who had her commited this last time, will have her involuntarily commited for a period that might help.

Otherwise, she's in line to be the next famous tragedy, like Anna Nicole Smith.

Devil Ledbetter
02-01-2008, 07:10 PM
Another distressing note to the story is that Britney now apparently speaks with a British accent.
Madonna, too. And Jerry Hall. This affectation is a tradition among bleached blonds in the pop music industry.

Kerr
02-01-2008, 07:23 PM
Otherwise, she's in line to be the next famous tragedy, like Anna Nicole Smith.

And let's not be forgetting poor Michael Jackson's story.

Celia Cyanide
02-01-2008, 08:23 PM
And let's not be forgetting poor Michael Jackson's story.

The king of celebrity train wrecks will always be Pete Doherty.

myscribe
02-01-2008, 08:27 PM
She's batshit crazy.

Lock thread.

What Hillary said!

And leave her alone! It's only making her worse (if you can get any crazier than batsh*t).

eldragon
02-01-2008, 08:41 PM
Madonna, too. And Jerry Hall. This affectation is a tradition among bleached blonds in the pop music industry.
I remember Madonna's accent, but at least she was living in GB at the time.

And the accent came and went with her, although it was hard to watch.

I had a friend years ago, who - when drunk - all of a sudden had a New York accent. It was very embarassing.


As if everyone forgot where you're from.

KELLY
02-02-2008, 04:53 AM
If i get jrunk, I sound like I"m from Texas!

Kelly

Soccer Mom
02-02-2008, 05:58 AM
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/1/31/leafbrittany128462758197656250.jpg

Dario D.
06-15-2008, 03:55 AM
She was never beautiful to me, since beauty goes well beyond looks.
+1... but even regarding looks, I've never, ever seen her as beautiful, even back before I really knew who she was. To me, she has always looked like an artificial, fake, made-up fashion doll ('never liked the "supermodel look").

I mean, look at this: [image] (http://boots.busythumbs.com/users/a/ahemes/boots/images/Britney_Spears011.jpg)
Somewhere under there is a human being, and I just really, really don't find that kind of look attractive. Couple more examples: [image] (http://posterstoo.net/Britney-Spears-poster.jpg)... and even when she's looking more "normal" [image] (http://i.teenblvd.com/media/photos/1562/41474/14th-annual-glamour-women-of-the-year-awards/britney-spears.jpg)

HeronW
06-15-2008, 04:35 AM
When someone with all the 'advantages' goes into alcohol, drugs, and repeatedly showing a lack of underclothing and judgement, there is no beauty, no talent, and no interest.