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SpookyWriter
01-31-2008, 05:01 AM
I accidently barfed on Mac's slippers on night. That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it.

What's your's.

writerterri
01-31-2008, 05:07 AM
No one's ever asked even when I've offered. Wonder what they're trying to say to me.

SpookyWriter
01-31-2008, 05:11 AM
No one's ever asked even when I've offered. Wonder what they're trying to say to me.That's not an excuse. That's a whine. Pfffttt...try again.

robeiae
01-31-2008, 05:12 AM
They all despise and loath me. I think that's fairly obvious.

Except Derek, of course. But he's a little slow...

Silver King
01-31-2008, 05:17 AM
Is this gonna be another one of those make fun of the mods, kiss my ass you jack-booted jerk offs who think you are gods but you're really just small-minded people with nothing better to do than censor my brilliant observations when I visit AW?

Well, is it?

It is? Oh, good. I'm in. :Thumbs:

robeiae
01-31-2008, 05:18 AM
Great, now the thread smells like fish.

sunna
01-31-2008, 05:19 AM
Easy. I'm a n00b. ...Also you all scare me.


Ok, so that night I drank all the bourbon and yodeled outside the super-secret mod room until I passed out might also have something to do with it.

:tongue

DamaNegra
01-31-2008, 05:19 AM
Because if they gave me Mod powers, the Evil Ewok would conquer AW... and then the world.

writerterri
01-31-2008, 05:22 AM
Good call Jon.


I'm too nice to be a mod. :D

robeiae
01-31-2008, 05:27 AM
Except you bite.

writerterri
01-31-2008, 05:28 AM
Except you bite.


Yea, but only in a nice way.

SpookyWriter
01-31-2008, 05:29 AM
Good call Jon.


I'm too nice to be a mod. :DYeah, the dork line gave you up. :D

quickWit
01-31-2008, 05:42 AM
Mod-ShMod. I wanna be an astronaut.

jannawrites
01-31-2008, 05:50 AM
Mod? What's a mod?

Devil Ledbetter
01-31-2008, 05:54 AM
I admin two other boards. Modding is what I ask other people to do for me.

Uncarved
01-31-2008, 05:55 AM
was back in 2005 for about thirty minutes. Never offered again and I don't think but four people here actually remember I'm around, so...

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Pat~
01-31-2008, 05:55 AM
Good call Jon.


I'm too nice to be a mod. :D

Nope, I tried that one. Doesn't work.

SpookyWriter
01-31-2008, 05:56 AM
I admin two other boards. Molding is what I ask other people to do for me.I decay for your pleasure.

Cassiopeia
01-31-2008, 06:01 AM
:roll: Oooooo COME ON! Me? A Mod? :roll: Must I explain this to you?

I WOULD censor the daylights out of people. :D

davids
01-31-2008, 06:01 AM
They never asked because they know I would say I will think about it and I really might which would scare the poopsicles out of em-HIC!!

truelyana
01-31-2008, 06:06 AM
I'm free of all moderation.

davids
01-31-2008, 06:07 AM
NOW THERE IS A TRUE IMMODERATE!!!

TrainofThought
01-31-2008, 06:12 AM
Behavior issues.

And they don't get free drinks.

tiny
01-31-2008, 06:12 AM
I did become a mod, just not here. This is where I lurk and read and have no responsibilities.

Susie
01-31-2008, 06:13 AM
I guess I'm not a MOD cuz of my mean temperament. I would hurt you guyz too much. :D

reigningcatsndogs
01-31-2008, 06:15 AM
They won't let me be a mod because I would ban anyone who posted icky rodent or snake pictures.

SpookyWriter
01-31-2008, 06:17 AM
I'm free of all moderation.I drink to excess also, sometimes.

SpookyWriter
01-31-2008, 06:17 AM
They won't let me be a mod because I would ban anyone who posted icky rodent or snake pictures.Why don't you just spell me out? Pfffttt...

reigningcatsndogs
01-31-2008, 06:20 AM
Why don't you just spell me out? Pfffttt...
But I didn't think you posted any of those pictures!!! You were just the instigator.

SpookyWriter
01-31-2008, 06:24 AM
But I didn't think you posted any of those pictures!!! You were just the instigator.Oh, you're right. My bad. I guess that's another reason I never became a mod; memory issues. :roll:

DeleyanLee
01-31-2008, 06:28 AM
My excuse is that I still get lost in my own mind....

Silver King
01-31-2008, 06:29 AM
Picture Mac flying across AW's valleys upon a charger, dust flying and her arm a blur of activity as she works a lasso overhead. She closes in, her eyes keen, body erect in the saddle as she lets fly. Imagine your surprise when the rope lands around you, and she jumps off the horse and ropes your ass to the ground like a helpless calf.

That never happened to me, of course, but I've heard similar dark stories that keep me awake at night.

Serenity
01-31-2008, 06:30 AM
No excuse. Because those that know, know better than to put me in charge of anything. :D

SpookyWriter
01-31-2008, 06:34 AM
Picture Mac flying across AW's valleys upon a charger, dust flying and her arm a blur of activity as she works a lasso overhead. She closes in, her eyes keen, body erect in the saddle as she lets fly. Imagine your surprise when the rope lands around you, and she jumps off the horse and ropes your ass to the ground like a helpless calf.

That never happened to me, of course, but I've heard similar dark stories that keep me awake at night.I'm such a romantic. I love a happy ending.


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/chazden/hannibal.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
01-31-2008, 06:40 AM
Picture Mac flying across AW's valleys upon a charger, dust flying and her arm a blur of activity as she works a lasso overhead. She closes in, her eyes keen, body erect in the saddle as she lets fly. Imagine your surprise when the rope lands around you, and she jumps off the horse and ropes your ass to the ground like a helpless calf.

That never happened to me, of course, but I've heard similar dark stories that keep me awake at night.

Lemme guess -- picture Mac standing, standing tall on the deck, wind blowing her hair, sea spray teasing her lips, as she baits a hook. Red wigglers, the Cadillac of worms, her choice for the day. Dropping the hook over the side, she jiggles it, sips on her margarita, and waits for the first unsuspecting guppy that comes along!!

Matera the Mad
01-31-2008, 07:05 AM
I've got my own forum, nyah-nyah.

Rolling Thunder
01-31-2008, 07:08 AM
Picture Mac flying across AW's valleys upon a charger, dust flying and her arm a blur of activity as she works a lasso overhead. She closes in, her eyes keen, body erect in the saddle as she lets fly. Imagine your surprise when the rope lands around you, and she jumps off the horse and ropes your ass to the ground like a helpless calf.

That never happened to me, of course, but I've heard similar dark stories that keep me awake at night.

Yeah. It's not as fun as it sounds...

Jersey Chick
01-31-2008, 07:09 AM
I'm just too sarcastic. Too snarky. Too (dare I say it?) bitchy...

(and some of these peoples scare me)

SpookyWriter
01-31-2008, 07:10 AM
Yeah. It's not as fun as it sounds...Do you hear sounds on this forum? :Shrug:

jannawrites
01-31-2008, 07:10 AM
Too busy being a mom to be a mod.

SpookyWriter
01-31-2008, 07:11 AM
Too busy being a mom to be a mod.But just think of giving birth to a haggis while banning people at random. :roll:

jannawrites
01-31-2008, 07:13 AM
What a lovely picture you paint, Jon. Truly.

SpookyWriter
01-31-2008, 07:16 AM
Oils. They never bleed on parchment.

Soccer Mom
01-31-2008, 07:41 AM
They'd never make me a mod because I wouldn't ban people.

I like feeding the trolls. I'd just replace their posts with kittehs and then sentence them to only posting in P&CE. That would either cure them or drive them insane.

Soccer Mom
01-31-2008, 07:42 AM
Forgot the kittehs.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-orange-weasly-cats.jpg

kristie911
01-31-2008, 09:39 AM
I'm not a mod because everyone hates me.

And I refuse to become part of the LOLCatz craze.

~Kristie, cat hater

Cassiopeia
01-31-2008, 09:53 AM
I am so soft hearted that when I had to ban someone, I'd cry and sob and obsess...Did I do the right thing, Mac? Did I? Did I?

Not a pretty sight.

rugcat
01-31-2008, 10:01 AM
It would be no fun at all.

John Paton
01-31-2008, 10:36 AM
many years ago, probably the mid 60s, I was asked if I wanted to be a mod or a rocker.

I didn't really go for the clothes the mods wore and rockers wore jeans which I didn't much fancy either.

Then I saw a group of Teddy Boys walking in a park on a Sunday afternoon. Now Teddy Boys wore lovely suits with black velvet lapels. If Teddy Boys made a comeback then count me in.

I was a mod on a mensa site. The clothes didn't fit ;)

Williebee
01-31-2008, 10:45 AM
Haven't been here long enough. No one has asked.
Oh, and I can be bought for chocolate.

Susie
01-31-2008, 11:38 AM
Oh, I forgot about that Willie. Thanks for the reminder. Yep, I can be be bought for chocolate too. :)

dpaterso
01-31-2008, 11:48 AM
They all despise and loath me. I think that's fairly obvious.

Except Derek, of course. But he's a little slow...
Despise, possibly. I despise everyone I look down upon. But I'm loath to admit I loathe you.

I typed this message slowly because I know you're not a fast reader.

-Derek

Bmwhtly
01-31-2008, 02:59 PM
What's your's.You mean what's you're's?

Well, no matter how many times I apologise and explain to Mac that I was aiming for Haggis, she still takes an anvil in the face as an insult.

akiwiguy
01-31-2008, 03:25 PM
If your writing isn't going to get you on the cover of Time, become a Mod!

http://www.ready-steady-go.org.uk/mods1.jpeg

KTC
01-31-2008, 03:31 PM
Nobody ever asked me to become a mod. I cry over my keyboard nightly.


I did volunteer, by the way, to be the mod of the irrelevant forum. I'm still waiting for that forum to be created, however. I see all. It will be done.

Stew21
01-31-2008, 04:09 PM
I'm not a mod because I already have children to take care of, keep out of trouble, get the things they can't reach, put things away so they can't reach, teach to play nice with each other, learn to share, brush their teeth, wash themselves, and to eat nutritiously. And teach them not to jump off of furniture, not just for their sake, but the sake of the furniture and my sanity, that not everything they want to do is a good idea, and that whining and crying gets them NOTHING.

why the hell would I want to have to do all those things here too?




:D

KTC
01-31-2008, 04:11 PM
Isn't that a pretty piece of nasty.

Stew21
01-31-2008, 04:13 PM
i'm a pretty piece of nasty

KTC
01-31-2008, 04:13 PM
And teach them not to jump off of furniture, not just for their sake, but the sake of the furniture and my sanity

Well, for this comment I am truly shocked. I've been teaching you to jump off furniture. The only way that we may live as children is to jump off the furniture! Well, and we may also eat the dishes, but please! TEACH THEM NOT TO JUMP OFF THE FURNITURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm disappointed.


Kevin wept.

Stew21
01-31-2008, 04:15 PM
oh, like they listen. half the fun of it for them is the reaction they get from mommy.

when I was a kid I always jumped on furniture.

Jack has had his forehead glued and his chin glued - both from falling off furniture it would be fun to jump from. (one of those was at home with me, the other was at daycare) Kyle had his eyebrow glued from falling while jumping on the bed. (daddy's watch.)

I'm tired of visiting ER.

KTC
01-31-2008, 04:21 PM
lol. Sounds like me. I had my chin glued after an unfortunate bed jumping incident. I had the bottom bunk and my jumping brother fell through. I wore a mattress on my face, complete with the broken support beam, for about 5 minutes. It was scary. Yes...I have many stitch scars from jumping on furniture.

Kevin, who doesn't feel a thing and continues to jump.

Angelinity
01-31-2008, 04:24 PM
...coz i prefer to see my subjects' faces when the whip licks 'em.

Stew21
01-31-2008, 04:26 PM
I let them run and climb and jump and explore and all that stuff outside, they wrestle and even have boxing gloves but so far the only thing that has required skin glue is jumping from furniture though.


It is the torture of motherhood, that you know they really want to do it and you know you did it yourself, but for their safety and your sanity, you can't let them. Fathers, especially (from my own experience) fathers of boys don't have that torture. "Let him fall. He'll learn."

KTC
01-31-2008, 04:32 PM
Yes...that's me. I fell so much that I just assumed all boys did. I say that to my wife all the time. Of course, I panic more than she does when he does fall. I fell from trees, buildings, bikes, platforms, ropes, beds and other assorted furniture, etc. I remember once, when I was about 8, having an epiphany. I was hanging upside down from a fence with barbed wire across the top. The barbed wire was locked into the meat of my inner thigh and all my weight was causing the gash to tear. I was upside down...the blood was rushing to my head and my leg was slowly tearing. I thought, "I shouldn't climb." That experience stopped me from climbing for about 6 days. I still have the huge scar from it. Somehow I managed to get myself unlocked from the fence...I think my cousin somehow shifted my weight so I could tear myself free. While I bled like a stuck pig for 3 blocks on my way back home, I thought, "I won't climb again." Yeah right.

Kevin, who lost a LOT of blood that day...Outside not jumping on furniture.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-31-2008, 04:48 PM
I'm not a mod because I already have children to take care of, keep out of trouble, get the things they can't reach, put things away so they can't reach, teach to play nice with each other, learn to share, brush their teeth, wash themselves, and to eat nutritiously. And teach them not to jump off of furniture, not just for their sake, but the sake of the furniture and my sanity, that not everything they want to do is a good idea, and that whining and crying gets them NOTHING.

why the hell would I want to have to do all those things here too? :D

I couldn't have said it better so I'm quoting Stew.

KTC
01-31-2008, 04:54 PM
Yes, OFG. Whatever. You are mod-like, though.

NeuroFizz
01-31-2008, 05:09 PM
because I still think Mod stands for Modiste, and I can't sew.

nancy sv
01-31-2008, 05:12 PM
Because I have a hard time finding trees with a plug-in for the laptop.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-31-2008, 09:29 PM
Yes, OFG. Whatever. You are mod-like, though.

'Mod-like'? Is it my authoritahtive 'voice'? My motherly demeanor? My wise-ass comments? What?

Angelinity
01-31-2008, 09:31 PM
'Mod-like'? Is it my authoritahtive 'voice'? My motherly demeanor? My wise-ass comments? What?

the whole experience of you ;-P

KTC
01-31-2008, 09:32 PM
'Mod-like'? Is it my authoritahtive 'voice'? My motherly demeanor? My wise-ass comments? What?

None of the above. More the way you wear your head on backwards in that other avatar.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-31-2008, 09:34 PM
It has a tendency to spin when Pazuzu takes control...

Angelinity
01-31-2008, 09:57 PM
It has a tendency to spin when Pazuzu takes control...


pazuzu is your... doppleganger?

Shadow_Ferret
01-31-2008, 10:09 PM
They obviously hate me.

Rolling Thunder
01-31-2008, 10:14 PM
Oh good. You've noticed. :)

JoeEkaitis
01-31-2008, 10:18 PM
I was the Writing for Children moderator but I'm not in touch enough with the genre to do the job properly.

aspier
01-31-2008, 10:19 PM
You fall off the rack in the end! Look at me! All left to do after that is to become an angel (look at me!) and move to a board where you are kind of anonymous and never been heard of.

Such see? et al and so on, no?

Shadow_Ferret
01-31-2008, 10:20 PM
Oh good. You've noticed. :)
Yes and its starting to hurt. :(

Joycecwilliams
01-31-2008, 10:48 PM
I'm just too sarcastic. Too snarky. Too (dare I say it?) bitchy...

(and some of these peoples scare me)

Whoooooo you said a bad word.. that's probably why. :)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-01-2008, 12:15 AM
pazuzu is your... doppleganger?

Or Patron Saint. ;)

Writer???
02-01-2008, 12:17 AM
...and that whining and crying [and flouncing] gets them NOTHING.

:D

Except being made a mod.

Rolling Thunder
02-01-2008, 12:22 AM
Except being made a mod.

That was a special case for PeeDee. The rest of us were just innocent bystanders. So, be careful: if one of your friends whines, cries, flounces, and becomes a Mod...you might just be next. :D

JLCwrites
02-01-2008, 12:56 AM
Ok... Here's a story for gamers...
I used to be a mod of a Counter Strike server, and I had a habit of doing horrible things to the team I was playing against. Sometimes I would change the gravity of the game so players would suddenly start floating around the maps. Or make the gravity so heavy that they would break their legs every time they jumped. If a player cussed too much.. or whined too much, I would make it so they were speaking LLama language,(Braawr, Oorgle, Bruup) or change their name to something insulting.

Eventually I was banned from modship. (But the power was fun while it lasted!)

BenPanced
02-01-2008, 01:49 AM
They asked once and this is how I closed a thread: "OKAY! That's it! I'm closing this thread because the OP is an @$$! And you're stupid and I hate you! And...you're ugly and your momma dress you funny! And...GHOD!...you're stupid and I hate you! Respect your fellow authors, damn you, you ugly, stupid person!"*

*Okay, not really.

Bartholomew
02-01-2008, 01:50 AM
Mac keeps rolling her eyes when I offer.

cray
02-01-2008, 01:54 AM
some (not all) mods smell funny.
imagine if i turned out to be one of the funny smelling mods? i'm just not willing to take the chance.
no way.

Silver King
02-01-2008, 01:55 AM
They asked once and this is how I closed a thread: "OKAY! That's it! I'm closing this thread because the OP is an @$$! And you're stupid and I hate you! And...you're ugly and your momma dress you funny! And...GHOD!...you're stupid and I hate you! Respect your fellow authors, damn you, you ugly, stupid person!"
I'll admit that's pretty close to my internal monologue at times.

KTC
02-01-2008, 02:05 AM
Time to close this thread. It is serving no purpose.


SLAM!

rekirts
02-01-2008, 02:33 AM
Threads are supposed to serve a purpose? I didn't know that. That's one stirke against my being a mod. A mod would know that.

Also I've never had any power in my life and it would go to my head and I would cause great grief and destruction, eventually ending life on this planet as we know it.

SpookyWriter
02-01-2008, 04:06 AM
Time to close this thread. It is serving no purpose.


SLAM!Do you hear that often from the wifey?

Cassiopeia
02-01-2008, 04:10 AM
Actually, I am a moderator...but I am so good at it, you just don't notice me. :D

SpookyWriter
02-01-2008, 04:13 AM
Actually, I am a moderator...but I am so good at it, you just don't notice me. :DYou're an angel?

http://reviews.contentmob.com/images/victorias_secret.jpg

KTC
02-01-2008, 04:56 AM
I'm just the wind beneath those wings.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-01-2008, 05:02 AM
Yeah, you ol' fart. You're the wind under a lot of wings. :D

robeiae
02-01-2008, 06:02 AM
Yeah, you ol' fart. You're the wind under a lot of wings. :D
There's a feminine hygiene product joke in there that I just won't touch...

Haggis
02-01-2008, 06:10 AM
There's a feminine hygiene product joke in there that I just won't touch...

Misogynist!

Hillary
02-01-2008, 06:36 AM
Well, right now, I'm brand new and never really post.

However, for the future, I should never be made a mod because:

I can't be arsed to read the majority of the posts in the majority of the forums.
I would tell all the newbies to watch out for Susie because she's evil, and then laugh at them to their faces when they cowered.
I'd randomly move the lamer OP posts into P&CE.
I'd edit every single post for typos and publicly mock the poster for raping the English language.
I'd let a few people here get away with murder. Hell, let's be honest, I might even pay them to commit it.


That's just how I roll. *makes gang symbols*

robeiae
02-01-2008, 06:38 AM
I can't be arsed to read the majority of the posts in the majority of the forums.

I'd edit every single post for typos and publicly mock the poster for raping the English language.
:D

Hillary
02-01-2008, 06:51 AM
:D

How is pretending to be British a typo?

robeiae
02-01-2008, 06:52 AM
How is pretending to be British a typo?
There's more...but don't mind me. I may be a prevert...

Hillary
02-01-2008, 06:55 AM
There's more...but don't mind me. I may be a prevert...

Tsk.

I may or may not (mostly may) be a former nanny. I can tsk with the best of them.

Susie
02-01-2008, 06:58 AM
Well, right now, I'm brand new and never really post.

However, for the future, I should never be made a mod because:

I can't be arsed to read the majority of the posts in the majority of the forums.
I would tell all the newbies to watch out for Susie because she's evil, and then laugh at them to their faces when they cowered.
I'd randomly move the lamer OP posts into P&CE.
I'd edit every single post for typos and publicly mock the poster for raping the English language.
I'd let a few people here get away with murder. Hell, let's be honest, I might even pay them to commit it.
That's just how I roll. *makes gang symbols*

Roses are red
Violets are too.
Watch out for Susie
She's evil thru & thru! :D

Hillary
02-01-2008, 06:59 AM
Roses are red
Violets are too.
Watch out for Susie
She's evil thru & thru! :D

And possibly color blind...

tiny
02-01-2008, 07:03 AM
There's more...but don't mind me. I may be a prevert...

May be a pervert? Roboado, please. I've not been around all that much as of late, but I still know you're a Deluxe Perv.


Thanks for all the compliments on my drill by the way. Christmas present. :D

robeiae
02-01-2008, 07:05 AM
You wish.

*walks away muttering about people that throw clay for a living*

tiny
02-01-2008, 07:07 AM
You wish.

*walks away muttering about people that throw clay for a living*


Like I'm going to waste one of my wishes on you being a pervert.

Silver King
02-01-2008, 09:59 AM
Tiny! Where the heck have you been?

I miss you. :)

maxmordon
02-01-2008, 10:04 AM
I don't have excuse, I deserve to die

writerterri
02-01-2008, 10:09 AM
Are we out of excuses yet?

So many mods so little cells. :D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-01-2008, 04:57 PM
There's a feminine hygiene product joke in there that I just won't touch...

:eek:... :ROFL:

tiny
02-01-2008, 07:48 PM
Tiny! Where the heck have you been?

I miss you. :)

Aww thanks. I've been hiding from the feds.

brokenfingers
02-01-2008, 07:59 PM
Jealousy.

They're jealous of me, plain and simple.

Rolling Thunder
02-01-2008, 08:26 PM
I've just been forced made co-mod of 'Suddenly Fiction' because most of you have been spending your time here instead of going to the Mod Employment Room and submitting an application. And a pint of blood. And paying the required application fee.

You people have nobody to blame but yourselves. Or Dawno.

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 02:51 AM
Cause I'm too fast for Mac's Mod Catchers!!!

http://www.meridianmagazine.com/arts/images/dogs/2_u.jpg

KTC
02-02-2008, 02:53 AM
That's actually frightening.

Rolling Thunder
02-02-2008, 02:54 AM
The one on the right is Haggis, in disguise. You can't take him for a ride anywhere without that telltale tongue lolling out. :rolleyes:

SpookyWriter
02-02-2008, 02:56 AM
The one on the right is Haggis, in disguise. You can't take him for a ride anywhere without that telltale tongue lolling out. :rolleyes:Better his tongue than that other slimey do-dad.

KTC
02-02-2008, 02:57 AM
I think that looks very unsafe, too.

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 03:00 AM
Cause I'm too fast for Mac's Mod Catchers!!!



I hear she's got an aquatic division of catchers as well!!!

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/stupid/bad-fishing-hole.gif

Silver King
02-02-2008, 03:11 AM
I hear she's got an aquatic division of catchers as well!!!

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/stupid/bad-fishing-hole.gif
I'll have you know I was caught in waters slightly less murky.

KTC
02-02-2008, 03:16 AM
wah wah wah...did somebody lose their car in the pot hole. wah wah wah. A fishin' rod ain't gonna get it out. Some people are so thick.

Soccer Mom
02-02-2008, 03:45 AM
Haggis and RT attempt to round up newbies for the Friday Night Mods Only Shindig. Newb-B-Q tastes just like possum (or so I heard. I swear Haggis has never snuck me into one). Bring your own moonshine.



Cause I'm too fast for Mac's Mod Catchers!!!

http://www.meridianmagazine.com/arts/images/dogs/2_u.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
02-02-2008, 03:48 AM
Haggis and RT attempt to round up newbies for the Friday Night Mods Only Shindig. Newb-B-Q tastes just like possum (or so I heard. I swear Haggis has never snuck me into one). Bring your own moonshine.
http://www.mindspring.com/~possums/DeadPossum.jpg

Soccer Mom
02-02-2008, 03:49 AM
Oooh, you found one that's already tenderized and with some of that yeller flavoring added. Them's good eatin'.

Rolling Thunder
02-02-2008, 04:02 AM
The yellow road paint is the secret ingredient that gives possum its special 'tang'.

robeiae
02-02-2008, 04:07 AM
Shut up, RT.


No, really.

Rolling Thunder
02-02-2008, 04:34 AM
You're just upset because you're closely related to possums. :e2tongue:

ETA: Oh, and because you're still unmodly like. :)