Proof that Big Brother's watching...

Wow, I feel so honored to be acquainted with so many of the top posters and be a frequenter of the top threads...

Oh my god, I've never seen such a thing!

Great link... and very interesting.

It doesn't mention the Random Musings thread! We have over 1,000 pages! We're taking over the world!

Inky said:

http://boardreader.com/sp/Absolute_Write_Water_Cooler_14660.html


*runs screaming....but not before making an aluminum foil cap so they can't read my brainwaves*

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...Can I borrow some aluminum foil from you?

Hmmm. According to AW's rank this week, we're doing a little better than the HBO forums, but just one step behind the Zelda Universe forums.

Huh, go figure.

I saw this board reader thing for the first time earlier this week when I googled myself (because of something someone somewhere on this board said about someone.....) and got a lot of "board reader" hits -- mostly from AW postings about food. Go figure.

Remember, whatever you say on the Internet doesn't just grow legs, it has tentacles too and leaves a slime trail that never goes away.

Hey, who put that 'upcoming news' bit in there about 'Joe270 will be, once again, banned this week, to the joy of all at AW'?

That's not real. Right? Well? Hey!

louisgodwin said:

but just one step behind the Zelda Universe forums.

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Yeah. D@mn that Zelda Universe Forum holding the 544th spot!

And the top 10: (Edit: Apparently, in no particular order)

1.

Investors Hub - Discussion Groups New threads during last week: 108,379
New posts during last week: 108,390

6.

Myspace.com New threads during last week: 17,087
New posts during last week: 156,487

2.

ESPN.com - ESPN Message Board New threads during last week: 45,275
New posts during last week: 300,765

7.

Buying a home, money advice, decorating... New threads during last week: 16,669
New posts during last week: 105,395

3.

PbNation - Home of Deer Gore (and some... New threads during last week: 32,101
New posts during last week: 156,705

8.

C6 Corvette Forum - 2005 Corvette,... New threads during last week: 16,631
New posts during last week: 111,389

4.

Gaia New threads during last week: 21,713
New posts during last week: 175,912

9.

PlayStation.com Forums New threads during last week: 15,215
New posts during last week: 95,779

5.

Apple - Support - Discussions - Forum Home New threads during last week: 19,546
New posts during last week: 39,241

10.

IMDb :: Boards :: Main Boards New threads during last week: 15,034
New posts during last week: 91,804


That third one's actually a Paintball site. Crazy.

MySPAM made the list.

IMDB Baby!

Where's Little Sister when you need her?

P.S. Plot Device made the Top 10 Authors During Last Week. Of course, I assume these rankings only take into account quantity and not quality. They must have failed to factor in her "Pat/Giants = Yanks/Sox" Thread.

LIVIN said:

C6 Corvette Forum - 2005 Corvette,... New threads during last week: 16,631
New posts during last week: 111,389

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111,389 Posts?
Surely they can't all be saying how out of date leaf-spring suspension is?

sorry to break it to you guys -- current technology makes tinfoil hats obsolete. what you need it lead. it may kill you but your thoughts shall remain private... for a little while til you spill them in this forum.

Plastic wrap under the foil confuses the brain eaters. They think you are leftovers and will wait for your expiration date to pass. :}

Angelinity said:

sorry to break it to you guys -- current technology makes tinfoil hats obsolete. what you need it lead. it may kill you but your thoughts shall remain private... for a little while til you spill them in this forum.

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I prefer plugging my ears with Teflon.
Sure it makes my ears bleed, but no more than listening to ACDC at full volume.

Oh cripes! I'm #2.



I did beat Stewdabaker, though.

Wrong thread again. LOL.

Devil Ledbetter said:

Good morning, House. We're having a severe windstorm with white-outs, and school is called off. The lilac branches are scratching and squeaking against my office window. I'm cozied up here with jammies, coffee and MMJ.

Maybe I'll bake some banana bread.

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This is not the HOUSE, Freakazoid!

Devil Ledbetter said:

The lilac branches are scratching and squeaking against my office window.

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And, hey...maybe I should get out from under the lilac tree?

Too late. I gotcha.

This is not the HOUSE, Freakazoid!

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I KNOW. Damn this chest cold. It's like freakin' disability. I've had a fever for 5 straight days. My brain is fried. What's this thread about, anyway?

And, hey...maybe I should get out from under the lilac tree?

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I can't see you out there. My window is almost completely frosted over.

KTC said:

Too late. I gotcha.

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Sorry. I must have seen KTC as the last poster and assumed it was the House.

KTC said:

Oh cripes! I'm #2.



I did beat Stewdabaker, though.

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Pretty good for someone on semi-self ban.

LIVIN said:

P.S. Plot Device made the Top 10 Authors During Last Week. Of course, I assume these rankings only take into account quantity and not quality. They must have failed to factor in her "Pat/Giants = Yanks/Sox" Thread.

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Leapin' cats! I spend WAY too much time here!

Top authors during last week:

Name Posts
HeronW 164
KTC 149
Stew21 145
maestrowork 119
William Haskins 111
III 107
Plot Device 102
quickWit 98
melaniehoo 96
mscelina 93



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I see no stats for "board views" and I would be very interested in that one. There are two forums here that seem to have very heavy "lurker traffic" and I'd be curious about the data on the number of views. Those are the Scriptwriter forum and Bewares and Background Checks. Both of those forums always have a very high head-count as far as how many people are "viewing," but the number of posts per day doesn't come near enough the alleged number of viewers. So there are plenty of silent observers on those two forums.