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jannawrites
01-28-2008, 07:13 PM
How's this for random?

AW affects me at the oddest moments. At two o'clock this morning I was attacked by two things: a severe coughing fit, and the sudden realization that Autodidact's username is likely pronounced Auto-did-act not Auto-dye-dact, which is how I read it each time I see a post from her...

How 'bout you? Share something scattered and aimless.

quickWit
01-28-2008, 07:21 PM
I smell cheese.

Hobbes
01-28-2008, 07:22 PM
My phone's not ringing...

Joe270
01-28-2008, 08:53 PM
My dog doesn't like it when I poke her with a fork.

P.H.Delarran
01-28-2008, 09:01 PM
My neighbor never removed the tree that feel against his house in the storm two weeks ago.

P.H.Delarran
01-28-2008, 09:03 PM
My dog doesn't like it when I poke her with a fork.
Mine likes to be vacuumed.

Nakhlasmoke
01-28-2008, 09:03 PM
Maybe it likes feeling the house (the tree, that is)

Siddow
01-28-2008, 09:06 PM
I had a sex dream about Stephen Colbert.

quickWit
01-28-2008, 09:26 PM
I had a sex dream about Stephen Colbert.

Me too.

Haggis
01-28-2008, 09:28 PM
I have a recurring dream about me, Lassie and a ladder.

DeleyanLee
01-28-2008, 09:29 PM
My daughter likes to be called Matilda. Her given name is Elisabeth.

Hobbes
01-28-2008, 09:35 PM
I write with blue ink.

Ali B
01-28-2008, 09:42 PM
My daughter likes to be called Matilda. Her given name is Elisabeth.

My daughter likes to be called Sanchez. Her given name is Samantha.

BenPanced
01-28-2008, 10:55 PM
C'mon, everybody! Do the Farkle!

Finni
01-28-2008, 10:58 PM
I put Bailey in the box. Bailey doesn't like to be put in the box.

melaniehoo
01-28-2008, 10:59 PM
Papaya seeds look like animal droppings.

jannawrites
01-28-2008, 11:03 PM
Did you know ostrich is a red-meat bird?

melaniehoo
01-28-2008, 11:04 PM
Did you know ostrich is a red-meat bird?

Yes & it's very tasty & lean. :)

P.H.Delarran
01-28-2008, 11:10 PM
I often type out inappropriate comments, then hit cancel.
Wait, this isn't the confession thread, is it?

quickWit
01-28-2008, 11:12 PM
I've gotta get out, I've gotta get out, I've gotta get out.

melaniehoo
01-28-2008, 11:14 PM
I've gotta get out, I've gotta get out, I've gotta get out.

Don't mind him, he's disco-dancing.

KTC
01-28-2008, 11:15 PM
The other one's a complete bullshit.

Finni
01-28-2008, 11:22 PM
Schrodinger's cat is dead.


Schrodinger's cat is not dead.

jannawrites
01-28-2008, 11:24 PM
I wonder what that man's doing over there? No. The one over there.

melaniehoo
01-28-2008, 11:27 PM
Where did the tree go?!?

jannawrites
01-28-2008, 11:30 PM
I ain't showin' you my biscuits fer nuthin'...

KTC
01-28-2008, 11:31 PM
Sure. I'm out of it. But it's not my tree. It was never my tree.

quickWit
01-28-2008, 11:32 PM
Uhh, around 11 sir.

KTC
01-28-2008, 11:34 PM
I was there once. It rained.

P.H.Delarran
01-28-2008, 11:36 PM
It's not raining here today.

KTC
01-28-2008, 11:37 PM
Yesterday, I drank milk.

quickWit
01-28-2008, 11:38 PM
My grandma loves corndogs.

Siddow
01-28-2008, 11:42 PM
Pier 1 has some great chairs.

melaniehoo
01-28-2008, 11:43 PM
Egg salad is delish.

KTC
01-28-2008, 11:45 PM
The moon never looked so round

melaniehoo
01-28-2008, 11:47 PM
The moon never looked so round

Well, except for last month, and the month before that, and...

cray
01-28-2008, 11:47 PM
The moon never looked so round

:e2moon:

DeleyanLee
01-28-2008, 11:50 PM
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear...

Finni
01-28-2008, 11:51 PM
Sheep became smaller in the 8th millenium BCE.

jannawrites
01-28-2008, 11:52 PM
One can ask herself: Is it possible to make homemade spaghetti sauce with low sodium but high flavor?

DeleyanLee
01-28-2008, 11:54 PM
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Finni
01-28-2008, 11:55 PM
One can ask herself: Is it possible to make homemade spaghetti sauce with low sodium but high flavor?


twenty-seven

jannawrites
01-29-2008, 12:02 AM
The answer, my friends, is sea salt. Or seal salt, whatever your pleasure.

quickWit
01-29-2008, 12:11 AM
I still smell cheese! Do you smell cheese?

paprikapink
01-29-2008, 12:12 AM
I'm not posting in this thread.

robeiae
01-29-2008, 12:14 AM
There are too many wild parrots in the Everglades.

JLCwrites
01-29-2008, 12:51 AM
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear...
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair...

nerds
01-29-2008, 12:52 AM
roasted coffee beans look exactly like bear scat

P.H.Delarran
01-29-2008, 12:58 AM
mmmm
roasted coffee beans that is.
not bear scat.

do coffee beans grow in the woods? can you imagine the hyper bears? no more hibernating, nope.
we'd be overrun.

quickWit
01-29-2008, 12:59 AM
Bears eat beets.

Finni
01-29-2008, 01:14 AM
<---that's my eye.

Finni
01-29-2008, 01:15 AM
The answer, my friends, is sea salt. Or seal salt, whatever your pleasure.

Twenty-seven

JLCwrites
01-29-2008, 01:24 AM
Bears eat beets.
Mares eat oats and
Does eat oats and
Little Lambs eat ivy.
A kid'll eat ivy too.
Wouldn't you?

P.H.Delarran
01-29-2008, 01:30 AM
not on a boat.

paprikapink
01-29-2008, 01:39 AM
not with a goat.

P.H.Delarran
01-29-2008, 01:45 AM
I'm not posting in this thread.
I didn't see a thing. or b thing.

Haggis
01-29-2008, 01:46 AM
15 minutes 'til happy hour.

P.H.Delarran
01-29-2008, 01:48 AM
oh, well I got a headstart.

<<<................. happy all day today

Finni
01-29-2008, 01:57 AM
I have three tattoos. And my turtle is eating.

jannawrites
01-29-2008, 02:00 AM
What's this I keep hearing about "twenty-seven"?

Haggis
01-29-2008, 02:10 AM
What's this I keep hearing about "twenty-seven"?

It has something to do with turtles eating tattoos.

P.H.Delarran
01-29-2008, 02:25 AM
tattoo eating turtles should be banned.

Finni
01-29-2008, 02:42 AM
What's this I keep hearing about "twenty-seven"?


Green

WerenCole
01-29-2008, 02:42 AM
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair...


Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a. . . woman?

WerenCole
01-29-2008, 02:43 AM
In acts of unfounded ribaldry the consequences of these actions must be looked upon with extreme disdain and apprehension.

P.H.Delarran
01-29-2008, 02:48 AM
So, don't pull my finger again.

WerenCole
01-29-2008, 02:50 AM
"Can the women in the crowd just stand up and shake it for a minute?"

The Reverend Jessie Jackson

Finni
01-29-2008, 03:04 AM
What would happen if all the weapons in the world just suddenly vanished?

robeiae
01-29-2008, 03:09 AM
I bet III's socks smell like old cottage cheese.

JLCwrites
01-29-2008, 04:26 AM
Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a. . . woman?
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?

jannawrites
01-29-2008, 04:49 AM
The verdict is in: I can't master homemade spaghetti sauce.

P.H.Delarran
01-29-2008, 04:53 AM
Matters of the stomach matter.

nerds
01-29-2008, 05:05 AM
Chia pets are your friends.

P.H.Delarran
01-29-2008, 05:06 AM
My dog is very old. She farts a lot.

Susie
01-29-2008, 05:47 AM
I am chocolate. Really.

quickWit
01-29-2008, 05:50 AM
QUESTION: Did I lose my shoes in the plane crash?

jannawrites
01-29-2008, 07:13 AM
Jason Bourne is hot.

robeiae
01-29-2008, 07:17 AM
So are freshly baked bran muffins.

jannawrites
01-29-2008, 07:27 AM
Hey, did you get your daily dose of fiber?

jannawrites
01-29-2008, 07:37 AM
Puffs tissues SO rule over any of the others.

Susie
01-29-2008, 10:04 AM
I kinda liked "Puffed the Magic Dragon."

Cassiopeia
01-29-2008, 10:10 AM
I had a dream that Random House was hounding me to finish an old novel of mine. (no really, it wasn't a day dream or a wish but a sleeping dream.)

Joe270
01-29-2008, 10:39 AM
If you go on a safari, don't put your pith helmet on a rock. Monkeys are pests.

DamaNegra
01-29-2008, 12:00 PM
Whoa, I'm no longer sleepy. At 2 am. Great!

Finni
01-29-2008, 12:11 PM
Why am I awake at 3am?

Finni
01-29-2008, 12:14 PM
Puffs tissues SO rule over any of the others.

Ice sheet

jannawrites
01-29-2008, 06:40 PM
*pffrt*

Hobbes
01-29-2008, 06:42 PM
Joe said "pith"

KTC
01-29-2008, 06:43 PM
Tuna isn't at all like cheese.

Hobbes
01-29-2008, 06:49 PM
I think mugs are better than cups.

KTC
01-29-2008, 06:53 PM
Potatoes have ears but elephants have trunks. Try explaining that to a sleeping Buddhist. I'll have the butter chicken, please. No. Mary Tyler Moore does not speak Latin.

Finni
01-29-2008, 06:58 PM
pi is not a real number, so stop pulling my hair.

Hobbes
01-29-2008, 06:59 PM
I wouldn't mind a piece of pie.

Finni
01-29-2008, 07:05 PM
Pi IS a real number, now stay still.

Hobbes
01-29-2008, 07:09 PM
I still want a piece of pie...

jannawrites
01-29-2008, 07:14 PM
Mmm. Bacon cheeseburgers.

Finni
01-29-2008, 07:29 PM
Milk doesn't taste like apple sauce.

P.H.Delarran
01-29-2008, 09:10 PM
Pepto Bismol is best taken when chilled.

nerds
01-29-2008, 09:30 PM
Never pith in your helmet.

In unrelated news - slugs can mate with themselves.

writerterri
01-30-2008, 12:36 AM
While waxing my upperlip the other day...

I wonder why KTC changed his user name to "whatever it was" and back again.

Is he confused or is he worried about confusion?


While shaving my legs...

Is Haggis really a dog?

While cleaning my toilet...

Where did Tourdeforce go?

BenPanced
01-30-2008, 01:03 AM
I really shouldn't put that there.

BUT I'M GONNA!

jannawrites
01-30-2008, 01:37 AM
Nah, I don't mind your blue-tinted skin.

jannawrites
01-30-2008, 01:47 AM
I'd buy you Rogaine, if you lost all your hair.

jannawrites
01-30-2008, 01:48 AM
... ten sheep... eleven sheep... twelve...

nerds
01-30-2008, 01:58 AM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ........................................


Cats think they can run the world. They have no idea how little they are.

jannawrites
01-30-2008, 02:59 AM
This thread will not die on my watch.

Cassiopeia
01-30-2008, 03:10 AM
I love pistachio nuts.

Joe270
01-30-2008, 08:41 AM
What? Huh? I'm awake.

Cassiopeia
01-30-2008, 09:37 AM
some people shouldn't pick their noses in public.

Joe270
01-30-2008, 10:17 AM
I wonder, if I pick at this scab, will grey-green puss ooze out?

jannawrites
01-30-2008, 05:59 PM
Sam Witwicky is hero to all mankind.

BenPanced
01-30-2008, 09:05 PM
Well, if you really wanna know, we can just hook you up to the air compressor and see what happens.

jannawrites
01-30-2008, 09:06 PM
The answer, my friends, is sea salt.

Finni
01-30-2008, 09:41 PM
The answer, my friends, is sea salt.


Baseball

jannawrites
01-31-2008, 07:05 AM
Super Tuesday isn't near as good as Taco Tuesday.

Matera the Mad
01-31-2008, 07:08 AM
Hey, I'm not Random, he's Corwin's brother.

KTC
01-31-2008, 07:10 AM
If my carpet is moving, I'm standing still. I wish the train was in the station. The cardboard. And the elephant, again, is listing. Still, the wind wouldn't blow if not for the pregnant pause. I thought the phone rang. There it is again...the taxi. Calling Mr. Parsons. Why didn't they do that?

jannawrites
01-31-2008, 07:12 AM
Okay seriously. You GET the award.

KTC
01-31-2008, 07:14 AM
I used to think lightbulbs were indigenous to milkweed. That was a good clap, but his hands really should touch. My calculator is stuck on SHELLOIL. What do lips have to do with anything? Oh. My iron is on. It's the one on the left side of the garage. Pickles. In the kitchen. And on the front lawn, branches. Everywhere, the diagrams of ancient Egypt. There's way too much salt on this marlin.

Matera the Mad
01-31-2008, 08:00 AM
hb fltphthbpttbl blfwt gfrgh lph wbflthpt

KTC
01-31-2008, 08:09 AM
H R PuffnStuff. That's who.

Cassiopeia
01-31-2008, 08:25 AM
I got my first order from the internet today that wasn't tied to this forum.

SpookyWriter
01-31-2008, 08:29 AM
I got my first order from the internet today that wasn't tied to this forum.So you finally sold Kevin's used undies?

Cassiopeia
01-31-2008, 08:31 AM
So you finally sold Kevin's used undies?

Nope, your dirty nappies. ;)

SpookyWriter
01-31-2008, 08:36 AM
Nope, your dirty nappies. ;):Hug2: Share the profits. I would enjoy a candy bar right about now.

Dasence
01-31-2008, 09:38 AM
Pepto Bismol leaves a black film on my tongue

jannawrites
01-31-2008, 07:00 PM
One bright morning
In the dark of night,
Two dead boys
Got up to fight.
Back to back
They faced each other,
Drew their swords
And shot each other.

If you don't believe me, ask the blind man on the corner. He saw the whole thing.

jessicaorr
01-31-2008, 07:18 PM
Strawberries are octaploids.

Finni
01-31-2008, 07:35 PM
A finite abelian group is the direct product of cyclic groups.

nerds
01-31-2008, 07:40 PM
There is snow on the ground in the South. Random snow. Good, beautiful snow.

Finni
01-31-2008, 07:42 PM
Snow is satan's feces. and my nose isn't bleeding.

jannawrites
01-31-2008, 07:57 PM
I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can...

ACEnders
01-31-2008, 08:31 PM
Yesterday, I drank milk.

My husband loves milk.

nerds
01-31-2008, 08:34 PM
I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can...


be kewl, incognito, and bump into things.

gigantic fuzzy slippers are a comfort.

Finni
01-31-2008, 08:42 PM
I just realized I'm not listening to music.

Jaycinth
01-31-2008, 08:54 PM
so much applesauce....so few planets

Finni
01-31-2008, 09:05 PM
all the punk rockers and the moon stompers are out on the corner where you try to take the best of me go away shut up when I'm waking in my sweat drying my tears this situation in my head I don't like you anyway I don't need your shit today
better ****ing go away Help I need somebody Help keep holding on when my brains tickin like a rat on a mission I'm in your front yard under suspicion use my body to keep you alive yeah my durango

never gonna stop me

jannawrites
01-31-2008, 09:45 PM
Freddy the Frog came home from preschool with my daughter yesterday. He's sweet. And green.

Finni
01-31-2008, 09:50 PM
Freddy the Frog came home from preschool with my daughter yesterday. He's sweet. And green.


Butter

Death Bean
01-31-2008, 09:55 PM
These chickpeas taste funny.

Death Bean
01-31-2008, 09:56 PM
Good Lord, I've slipped through a time buttonhole!!!

jannawrites
01-31-2008, 10:11 PM
Butter

And stuffed.

Finni
01-31-2008, 10:21 PM
Blackholes suck

C.bronco
01-31-2008, 10:27 PM
My mom and I were just trying to identify ways we could tell if a kid is dressed goth or punk. We decided that punk kids had a larger fashion color palette.

Joycecwilliams
01-31-2008, 10:41 PM
I need to write a love letter.

Finni
01-31-2008, 10:50 PM
My cats don't like apples, but my turtles do. I hear scraping. I'm tired, and Ireland calls.

Cassiopeia
01-31-2008, 10:56 PM
Ireland called? Are you sure? I thought that was me Ireland called.

Joycecwilliams
01-31-2008, 10:59 PM
Ireland ... I always shed a tear for them

Cassiopeia
01-31-2008, 11:23 PM
I love my froofroo coffee.

Hobbes
01-31-2008, 11:23 PM
I can be very.............in a round about way.............








random

jannawrites
01-31-2008, 11:39 PM
Mmm. Pita pockets.

Finni
02-01-2008, 04:17 AM
Ireland ... I always shed a tear for them


Cheers! To us green folk!! :Thumbs:

jannawrites
02-01-2008, 05:32 AM
Me so hungry.

Matera the Mad
02-01-2008, 10:16 AM
gleep?

Finni
02-01-2008, 04:45 PM
My cat is looking at me.

jannawrites
02-01-2008, 07:03 PM
Okay, who tooted?

Finni
02-01-2008, 09:50 PM
If your last name is Head please don't name your son Richard.

jannawrites
02-02-2008, 01:58 AM
I LOVE driving my husband's diesel F-350.

akiwiguy
02-02-2008, 03:30 AM
Strictly speaking, given the definition of the word, my menage is currently short by two people.

jannawrites
02-04-2008, 04:23 AM
Oh, nevermind...

Joe270
02-04-2008, 04:58 AM
Huh? What football game?

jannawrites
02-05-2008, 07:41 PM
Random is as random does.

Finni
02-05-2008, 07:52 PM
Random is as random does.


ductape

DeleyanLee
02-05-2008, 07:56 PM
Chartreuse

P.H.Delarran
02-05-2008, 07:59 PM
there's an odd colour.

quickWit
02-05-2008, 07:59 PM
Why does toe-jam taste so funny?

Finni
02-05-2008, 08:06 PM
"Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

Bmwhtly
02-05-2008, 08:23 PM
The ozone layer smells of geraniums.

FACT

jannawrites
02-05-2008, 08:24 PM
Blue's Clues has lots of catchy little ditties.

Finni
02-05-2008, 11:10 PM
Why did janna change her av???

LIVIN
02-05-2008, 11:14 PM
there's an odd colour.

Can you give me an example of an even color? Thanks.

jannawrites
02-06-2008, 12:09 AM
Why did janna change her av???

Variety is the spice of life. So some say.

Finni
02-06-2008, 12:12 AM
Spices!? We don't need no stinkin' spices!

jannawrites
02-07-2008, 12:01 AM
GAH! WHY won't she go to SLEEP?!

Finni
02-07-2008, 01:08 AM
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Matera the Mad
02-07-2008, 06:16 AM
Feng Shui my ass, it's all those cell-phones.

Joe270
02-07-2008, 11:23 AM
If I pull his finger really, really hard, I'll bet he'll crap his drawers.

jannawrites
02-07-2008, 07:03 PM
The Longest Yard is a really sucky movie.

Finni
02-07-2008, 07:12 PM
Dear God, I don't want anymore nightmares.

Thanks

Fin

Jaycinth
02-07-2008, 08:38 PM
all applicable jelly beans are now correlated on line five

oarsman
02-08-2008, 07:18 AM
It's no fun swimming with jellyfish.

jannawrites
02-08-2008, 07:18 AM
Pumpernickel, you say?

brokenfingers
02-08-2008, 07:24 AM
That's itchy.

jannawrites
02-08-2008, 07:25 AM
I'll not offend ex-Marine used-to-be New Yorkers. Seriously.

oarsman
02-08-2008, 07:40 AM
We broadcast at 7:15am on WRND in the morning. Don't be late.

brokenfingers
02-08-2008, 07:47 AM
Ooooooo! That's gonna leave a mark in the morning!

KTC
02-08-2008, 07:50 AM
Pancakes are not pink.

jannawrites
02-08-2008, 07:53 AM
That's my side boob.

oarsman
02-08-2008, 08:20 AM
I'll go ahead and clear your driveway, too. You can't underestimate the value of a good snow shovel.

jannawrites
02-08-2008, 08:48 AM
I spilt the milk. But I laughed.

Matera the Mad
02-08-2008, 09:48 AM
Jesus wept. Fish flew.

jannawrites
02-08-2008, 07:40 PM
I can't win at the game of TROUBLE.

Seriously. I just got whupped silly by my 5-year-old. Which happens.every.time.

Finni
02-08-2008, 07:57 PM
I'm tired

jannawrites
02-12-2008, 06:37 AM
Oh, the pain!

imagoodgurl4
02-12-2008, 07:28 AM
Wentworth Miller is a sexy S.O.B.

jannawrites
02-12-2008, 07:30 AM
Wentworth Miller is a sexy S.O.B.

Okay, forget randomness for a bit... Homina homina homina. You speak the ABSOLUTE truth, my friend. *wripes drool*

Siddow
02-12-2008, 07:39 AM
"Her name is not Sleeping Boobie!"

(overheard at my dinner table)

Matera the Mad
02-12-2008, 07:59 AM
Banana...banana...no, wait a minute...pear?

imagoodgurl4
02-12-2008, 08:48 AM
Okay, forget randomness for a bit... Homina homina homina. You speak the ABSOLUTE truth, my friend. *wripes drool*

I watch Prison Break every Monday just because he's in it. I wish they would have him do a nude scene.

Or even better, there's a whole episode where some obsessed fan steals his clothes while he's skinny dipping on the beach and he spends the whole hour running around naked, trying to break his clothes out of the bedroom of this obessesed fan.

Who's random now? ;)

jannawrites
02-12-2008, 08:17 PM
I watch Prison Break every Monday just because he's in it...


I used to watch the show religiously. But this season started out so hardcore and violent that with two little ones at home (who won't leave me alone to watch it) I had to move on. *sigh* I happened to see last night's preview for next week's show, and it made me so sad...

jannawrites
02-23-2008, 08:30 AM
Who said that?

jannawrites
03-30-2008, 06:10 AM
I had too much caffeine today.

choppersmom
03-30-2008, 06:19 AM
There's a hedgehog in my sleeve.

*There really is. Our brand-new baby, Holly, is sleeping in the sleeve of my sweatshirt.*

choppersmom
03-30-2008, 07:08 AM
The hedgehog is now running on her wheel which is extremely squeaky and is driving me nuts. I think I will go put some olive oil on it to make it quieter. If she licks the olive oil, it won't hurt her, and it will keep me from taking the wheel away from her and flinging it into the neighbors' yard three doors down.

Matera the Mad
03-30-2008, 07:11 AM
Truth is a hedgehog, hard to hold,
Lies are magpies, loud and bold.
~ old saying of The People

Then again slugs are hard to hold too.

choppersmom
03-30-2008, 07:13 AM
Truth is a hedgehog, hard to hold,
Lies are magpies, loud and bold.
~ old saying of The People

Then again slugs are hard to hold too.

I love this! Hedgies are extremely hard to hold, so it makes perfect sense!

z10
03-30-2008, 07:22 AM
only the inanimate can be eternal

choppersmom
03-30-2008, 07:35 AM
My gastronomic satiety admonishes me that I have arrived at a state of deglutition inconsistent with dietetic integrity.

choppersmom
03-30-2008, 07:50 AM
The olive oil worked!

MoonWriter
03-30-2008, 08:18 AM
The olive oil worked!

That's great, but it doesn't mean you can substitute WD40 in your salad.

choppersmom
03-30-2008, 08:19 AM
That's great, but it doesn't mean you can substitute WD40 in your salad.

OK, but who's paying for all this?

Joycecwilliams
03-30-2008, 08:20 AM
I believe in spirits. Are they real? Or am I nuts.

choppersmom
03-30-2008, 08:32 AM
I believe in spirits. Are they real? Or am I nuts.

Nail polish.

SpookyWriter
03-30-2008, 08:34 AM
I believe in spirits. Are they real? Or am I nuts.I can't say if you're nuts, but spirits are once way to avoid reality.

choppersmom
03-30-2008, 08:35 AM
I can't say if you're nuts, but spirits are once way to avoid reality.

Trench coat, and then I'm going to bed.

SpookyWriter
03-30-2008, 08:36 AM
Trench coat, and then I'm going to bed.I'm not following you.

Joycecwilliams
03-30-2008, 04:49 PM
Why do most people believe that only men use women for sex? I've known women who have used men for sex...

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-30-2008, 05:19 PM
It's time to fry sausage and make some biscuits.

choppersmom
03-30-2008, 05:44 PM
I'm not following you.

I'm disappointed. ;)

nerds
03-30-2008, 06:25 PM
a happy hedgie


http://users.freshpond.net/l/lleo@jacksonschooldotorg/3914/52/hedgehog.JPG

nerds
03-30-2008, 06:26 PM
That's great, but it doesn't mean you can substitute WD40 in your salad.


gosh darn it. Quaker State, then?

I have no thoughts this morning, random or otherwise.

JoeEkaitis
03-30-2008, 07:02 PM
I think I'll set the sound mixer on Stadium for 10:30 Mass.

choppersmom
03-30-2008, 08:44 PM
I have to drive to my parents' house today. It's 65 miles. Then I have to drive home again. That's also 65 miles. That's a lot of miles altogether.

nerds
03-30-2008, 09:02 PM
I have to drive to my parents' house today. It's 65 miles. Then I have to drive home again. That's also 65 miles. That's a lot of miles altogether.


130 of 'em. You might give some thought to stopping there for a minute in between. :tongue

choppersmom
03-30-2008, 11:19 PM
I stopped at McDonald's for chicken mcnuggets. The six-piece is 99 cents. The dog got some.

SpookyWriter
03-30-2008, 11:25 PM
I stopped at McDonald's for chicken mcnuggets. The six-piece is 99 cents. The dog got some.I thought you said the dog was extra. :D Brings me back to my days in Korea.

choppersmom
03-30-2008, 11:27 PM
How am I supposed to get my sneakers back on now?

HeronW
03-30-2008, 11:55 PM
Why did you take them off for nuggets?

jannawrites
03-31-2008, 12:38 AM
Mmm... nuggets.

choppersmom
03-31-2008, 01:39 AM
Why did you take them off for nuggets?

I eat nuggets with my toes while I drive. Can't take my hands off the wheel!

MoonWriter
03-31-2008, 02:01 AM
There's ladies prestent, Tim, mind your manners. Now, don't you feel better?

Yes, but I'm still concerned for Mrs. Nuggets.

nerds
03-31-2008, 02:03 AM
I eat nuggets with my toes while I drive. Can't take my hands off the wheel!


You do not. Do you?

:eek:

Just teach Holly the Hedgehog to feed you while you're driving plz.

choppersmom
03-31-2008, 02:35 AM
Holly Jolly can't have nuggets, she's just a behbeh.

nerds
03-31-2008, 02:53 AM
Holly Jolly can't have nuggets, she's just a behbeh.


No no no, she rides with you, she feeds YOU the nuggets, she doesn't eat the farkinnuggets . . . wasn't that a make of car, Farkinnuggets? Farhfernergen. Farhfernugget.


:e2poke:

jannawrites
03-31-2008, 04:52 AM
Yes! Farkinnugget. You have it exactly right.

choppersmom
03-31-2008, 04:54 AM
Oh, Farkinnuggets. There's a hedgehog in my sleeve AGAIN!

jannawrites
03-31-2008, 04:55 AM
What?! Get out! There's a chicken nugget in my sleeve!

jannawrites
03-31-2008, 05:22 AM
Wow, that was loud.

choppersmom
03-31-2008, 05:25 AM
What?! Get out! There's a chicken nugget in my sleeve!

Maybe Holly Jolly left it there!


Wow, that was loud.

Srsly, why you gotta be shoutin' and stuff? Keep your farkinnugget voice down!

choppersmom
03-31-2008, 05:44 PM
Good morning children! I'm at work today, with no hedgehogs at all anywhere on my person. That makes me sad. Farkinnugget sad.

jannawrites
03-31-2008, 05:46 PM
Whew. I was really starting to worry about those hedgehogs...

;)

choppersmom
03-31-2008, 06:35 PM
They're home not eating chicken mcnuggets today. I miss my hedgies.

nerds
03-31-2008, 07:38 PM
Snowing here, really lovely, excellent nuggety writing day. I :heart: snow.

choppersmom
03-31-2008, 08:01 PM
I smell the next farkinnugget AW sensation...

Joycecwilliams
03-31-2008, 08:16 PM
If snow were nickles or even pennies, I'd be a millionare...

choppersmom
03-31-2008, 08:49 PM
I'd be a pauper. We got like nothing this winter. I love me some snow!

Salem
03-31-2008, 08:51 PM
I've never seen snow fall.

bluntforcetrauma
03-31-2008, 08:55 PM
Snow is awesome.

Salem
03-31-2008, 08:56 PM
So I've heard.

Joycecwilliams
03-31-2008, 08:56 PM
I'd be a pauper. We got like nothing this winter. I love me some snow!

Come visit me. We broke all records for snow fall for the last 100 years. We have had 11 feet of snow... so far.