How lazy are you right now?

Well, I'm still in my pjs, but I've been working. Do the two cancel each other out? If they do, I am neutral on the Lazy Scale.

Mr Turkey is upstairs with the toddlers while I am hiding in my craft room. I am too lazy to go up and see how he is faring. And I am still in my pjs too! (Hows that?)

KTC said:

That's a bit iffy. I'll let it slide if you let my lazy scale slide. I vacuumed the entire house this morning.

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I don't know. Too lazy to get awesome coffee is a conundrum...

KTC said:

It is, isn't it. The smell is killing me, but the feet aren't willing.

Garcon!

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Your feet are traitorous. Cut them off at once and grow new ones.

I'm still in my pj's but just mopped the floor (a very half-assed job though). I'm starving but too lazy to make food, even though I've passed through the kitchen about 20 times.

I was up at 7 a.m. on a rainy and cold Saturday morning, to take my ten-year-old daughter and her friend to a basketball game. Her team lost 41-9. Yes, that's right, the score was 41-9.

That's what happens when you have a team without a coach. Our coach shows up reluctantly, less than half the time. The other half of the time, there's no practice. Our team consists of two actual basketball players, my daughter included, and 4 other kids who have never played the game before. It's very sad, that is, if you want your kid to win a game every once in a while.

The other team has two awesome coaches. My daughter was lucky enough to be on their team 2 years ago. If she hadn't been, she wouldn't be as good as she is today.

So far our record is 0/3, and it's not likely to change. My daughter scores every game, but she and this other kid can't win alone, and they all need a coach.

And then we came home and I made breakfast, then lunch and now it's just about time for that other kid to get a ride home.

I'm over playing hostess with the mostest.

The vacuum cleaner has been moved from its storage place to the middle of the lounge floor. Another object on our lounge floor. Time for a coffee.

I'm too lazy to finish this sen

True story. A few minutes ago, too lazy (and sick; I have a death cold) to get up from the couch and go get the TV remote, I decided to see if I had any latent telekinetic ability. And after focusing on the remote with my hand outstretched for the better part of fifteen seconds, I can report that I do not. Unless it's impaired by my illness.

Oh, and I'm still in my PJs.

I haven't moved from this sitting place in about 4 hours... ever since I woke up.

I'm too lazy to wipe my butt.

SpookyWriter said:

I'm too lazy to wipe my butt.

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Yep, know what ya mean Spooks. Difficult when you haven't the energy to raise one cheek off the sofa. Sympathies, my man.

I'm not lazy, I'm tired and sick.

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How did you know?

Stormhawk said:

I'm not lazy, I'm tired and sick.

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I understand. Believe me. I've been fighting a bad flu for better than two weeks.

Somedays good. Somedays bad.

Get well soon.

I am so lazy I hire people to have any sickness that may pass in my general direction.

davids said:

I am so lazy I hire people to have any sickness that may pass in my general direction.

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But do you pay well?

I'm not lazy, I just don't know what to do with myself. Oh yeah, and I'm highly pre-menstrual at the moment, and sniffy too inbetween feeling like sleeping for an eternity. Also keep thinking about someone, in the midst of all this.

Too lazy to read this entire thread.

Too lazy to come up with something witty to put here.

SpookyWriter said:

But do you pay well?

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YES BUT I AM SO LOVED THAT THEY GAVE THEIR ONLY BEGOTTEN SONS FOR ME-IDIOTS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY-MONEY IS NO OBJECT WHEN YOU HAVE IT-IT ONLY BECOMES MARGINALLY PROBLEMATIC WHEN YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!