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KTC
01-26-2008, 10:59 PM
I just made a whole pot of coffee. I can smell it throughout the house. I am in the bedroom. I am too lazy to get up and move to the kitchen to pour myself a cup of that amazing manna.




How lazy are you right now?

Perks
01-26-2008, 11:00 PM
Well, I'm still in my pjs, but I've been working. Do the two cancel each other out? If they do, I am neutral on the Lazy Scale.

JLCwrites
01-26-2008, 11:01 PM
Mr Turkey is upstairs with the toddlers while I am hiding in my craft room. I am too lazy to go up and see how he is faring. And I am still in my pjs too! (Hows that?)

KTC
01-26-2008, 11:02 PM
Well, I'm still in my pjs, but I've been working. Do the two cancel each other out? If they do, I am neutral on the Lazy Scale.


That's a bit iffy. I'll let it slide if you let my lazy scale slide. I vacuumed the entire house this morning.

KTC
01-26-2008, 11:03 PM
Mr Turkey is upstairs with the toddlers while I am hiding in my craft room. I am too lazy to go up and see how he is faring. And I am still in my pjs too! (Hows that?)


Ooh! That's a good one. Unless of course he asks to see the beaded necklace you'll later claim to have made.

Perks
01-26-2008, 11:06 PM
That's a bit iffy. I'll let it slide if you let my lazy scale slide. I vacuumed the entire house this morning.I don't know. Too lazy to get awesome coffee is a conundrum...

KTC
01-26-2008, 11:09 PM
It is, isn't it. The smell is killing me, but the feet aren't willing.

Garcon!

Perks
01-26-2008, 11:11 PM
It is, isn't it. The smell is killing me, but the feet aren't willing.

Garcon!Your feet are traitorous. Cut them off at once and grow new ones.

KTC
01-26-2008, 11:15 PM
Funny, my hands were cut off just moments ago in another thread. You people seem to want to tear me apart today?



I'm cut up over it...

melaniehoo
01-26-2008, 11:30 PM
I'm still in my pj's but just mopped the floor (a very half-assed job though). I'm starving but too lazy to make food, even though I've passed through the kitchen about 20 times.

eldragon
01-26-2008, 11:32 PM
I was up at 7 a.m. on a rainy and cold Saturday morning, to take my ten-year-old daughter and her friend to a basketball game. Her team lost 41-9. Yes, that's right, the score was 41-9.

That's what happens when you have a team without a coach. Our coach shows up reluctantly, less than half the time. The other half of the time, there's no practice. Our team consists of two actual basketball players, my daughter included, and 4 other kids who have never played the game before. It's very sad, that is, if you want your kid to win a game every once in a while.

The other team has two awesome coaches. My daughter was lucky enough to be on their team 2 years ago. If she hadn't been, she wouldn't be as good as she is today.

So far our record is 0/3, and it's not likely to change. My daughter scores every game, but she and this other kid can't win alone, and they all need a coach.

And then we came home and I made breakfast, then lunch and now it's just about time for that other kid to get a ride home.

I'm over playing hostess with the mostest.

akiwiguy
01-27-2008, 12:23 AM
The vacuum cleaner has been moved from its storage place to the middle of the lounge floor. Another object on our lounge floor. Time for a coffee.

otterman
01-27-2008, 12:27 AM
I'm too lazy to finish this sen

RLB
01-27-2008, 12:38 AM
True story. A few minutes ago, too lazy (and sick; I have a death cold) to get up from the couch and go get the TV remote, I decided to see if I had any latent telekinetic ability. And after focusing on the remote with my hand outstretched for the better part of fifteen seconds, I can report that I do not. Unless it's impaired by my illness.

Oh, and I'm still in my PJs.

DamaNegra
01-27-2008, 01:19 AM
I haven't moved from this sitting place in about 4 hours... ever since I woke up.

SpookyWriter
01-27-2008, 01:22 AM
I'm too lazy to wipe my butt.

akiwiguy
01-27-2008, 01:25 AM
I'm too lazy to wipe my butt.

Yep, know what ya mean Spooks. Difficult when you haven't the energy to raise one cheek off the sofa. Sympathies, my man.

Stormhawk
01-27-2008, 01:37 AM
I'm not lazy, I'm tired and sick.

>_>

<_<

SpookyWriter
01-27-2008, 01:42 AM
How did you know?

SpookyWriter
01-27-2008, 01:43 AM
I'm not lazy, I'm tired and sick.

>_>

<_<I understand. Believe me. I've been fighting a bad flu for better than two weeks.

Somedays good. Somedays bad.

Get well soon.

davids
01-27-2008, 01:45 AM
I am so lazy I hire people to have any sickness that may pass in my general direction.

SpookyWriter
01-27-2008, 01:46 AM
I am so lazy I hire people to have any sickness that may pass in my general direction.But do you pay well?

truelyana
01-27-2008, 01:47 AM
I'm not lazy, I just don't know what to do with myself. Oh yeah, and I'm highly pre-menstrual at the moment, and sniffy too inbetween feeling like sleeping for an eternity. Also keep thinking about someone, in the midst of all this.

The_Grand_Duchess
01-27-2008, 02:23 AM
Too lazy to read this entire thread.

Too lazy to come up with something witty to put here.

davids
01-27-2008, 03:19 AM
But do you pay well?

YES BUT I AM SO LOVED THAT THEY GAVE THEIR ONLY BEGOTTEN SONS FOR ME-IDIOTS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY-MONEY IS NO OBJECT WHEN YOU HAVE IT-IT ONLY BECOMES MARGINALLY PROBLEMATIC WHEN YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

rhymegirl
01-27-2008, 03:29 AM
Too lazy to try to figure out what Dave was talking about in the post above me.

Silver King
01-27-2008, 04:19 AM
Almost too lazy to cover my eyes at the frightful sight of Kathy's new avatar.

rhymegirl
01-27-2008, 04:21 AM
What? Isn't he cute?

Silver King
01-27-2008, 04:25 AM
What? Isn't he cute?
I can't tell. My eyes are averted.

SpookyWriter
01-27-2008, 04:30 AM
YES BUT I AM SO LOVED THAT THEY GAVE THEIR ONLY BEGOTTEN SONS FOR ME-IDIOTS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY-MONEY IS NO OBJECT WHEN YOU HAVE IT-IT ONLY BECOMES MARGINALLY PROBLEMATIC WHEN YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
http://theimaginaryworld.com/blo01.jpg

Cassiopeia
01-27-2008, 04:32 AM
I got up, got dressed, went to the hair salon, had my hair done...came home and watched tv a bit. Put my pj's BACK ON and I am doing my finances.

I love my pj's they are comfy.

akiwiguy
01-27-2008, 04:34 AM
YES BUT I AM SO LOVED THAT THEY GAVE THEIR ONLY BEGOTTEN SONS FOR ME-IDIOTS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY-MONEY IS NO OBJECT WHEN YOU HAVE IT-IT ONLY BECOMES MARGINALLY PROBLEMATIC WHEN YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

Too lazy to figure out what it is that sounds a bit theologically dodgey about this statement.

SpookyWriter
01-27-2008, 04:39 AM
I got up, got dressed, went to the hair salon, had my hair done...came home and watched tv a bit. Put my pj's BACK ON and I am doing my finances.

I love my pj's they are comfy.Snif snif.

akiwiguy
01-27-2008, 04:42 AM
I got up, got dressed, went to the hair salon, had my hair done...came home and watched tv a bit. Put my pj's BACK ON and I am doing my finances.

I love my pj's they are comfy.

Honest to God, I'm too lazy to read properly. I could have sworn it said "... doing my fiancees."

Polygamy?

III
01-27-2008, 04:54 AM
I'm so lazy I'm still on Wednesday.

rhymegirl
01-27-2008, 05:03 AM
Honest to God, I'm too lazy to read properly. I could have sworn it said "... doing my fiancees."

Wow, you are not the only one.

I thought it said that, too. And I didn't think Cassi had a fiance.

rhymegirl
01-27-2008, 05:04 AM
I can't tell. My eyes are averted.

Now, come on SK.

Bats are not that scary.

They just bite a little bit.

Cassiopeia
01-27-2008, 05:11 AM
Honest to God, I'm too lazy to read properly. I could have sworn it said "... doing my fiancees."

Polygamy?No way..no how...nuh UH! :tongue

Cassiopeia
01-27-2008, 05:12 AM
Wow, you are not the only one.

I thought it said that, too. And I didn't think Cassi had a fiance.LOL...yeah NO WAY...NO HOW...on that one as well ;)

Danger Jane
01-27-2008, 06:00 AM
not lazy at ALL I just went up and down the stairs like a dozen times!

Susie
01-27-2008, 06:49 AM
Very lazy. My head is practically asleep on the keyboard. :D

larocca
01-27-2008, 06:43 PM
Gonna crash and it's not even 10pm yet over here. That's lazy. Maybe I wasn't so lazier earlier today...

Appalachian Writer
01-27-2008, 07:19 PM
It's 10:20 AM, still in my PJ's and considering wearing them all day. That's pretty lazy!

thethinker42
01-27-2008, 07:36 PM
I got up (finally). Managed to get downstairs to sit on the couch and open my laptop.

Still haven't eaten anything or put on pants.

eldragon
01-28-2008, 06:21 AM
I'm too lazy to stop eating Ms. Steens oatmeal cookies, which are expensive, but worth every penny!


I'm too lazy to take a shower.

I'm too lazy to make sure my daughter has her science project completed and to write out a lunch check.

quickWit
01-28-2008, 06:25 AM
Someone's screaming bloody murder in the other room, but I'm too lazy to go and check on them.

Aaaaaaand they've stopped now. Problem solved.