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JennaGlatzer
01-26-2008, 10:31 AM
YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE, PANCAKES.

Finni
01-26-2008, 11:09 AM
It was the space between, like how I was a virgin and then suddenly I wasn't.

HeronW
01-26-2008, 07:10 PM
'Why am I always losing my boots?' sez my MC between dire catastrophies and the end of the world scenarios.

LloydBrown
01-27-2008, 06:51 AM
This is a perfect thread for something that's been hurting my poor brain for a while.

I heard a joke once, and I remember a bit about it, but the punchline is the killer (and what makes this thread bring it to mind):

"..and THAT, Your Honor, is how a 15-year old girl wound up in my hotel room." Anybody know which one I'm talking about? It involves something turning into a girl suddenly right before that line, but I can't remember how it sets up.

Stew21
03-16-2008, 03:52 AM
Didn’t I have some worthless existence to maintain somewhere besides Key West Freaking Florida?

Stew21
03-16-2008, 03:54 AM
Here's another out of context I like:

Ironic that I had someone to do that and didn’t listen when it was my Dad, but I’d listen to the same words from Dead Hemingway.

Esopha
03-16-2008, 03:57 AM
Ones involving Rosemary's clothing amuse me.


Rosemary’s mouth twitched. From her skirt, Dictionary said, “Oh, please.”


“It’s good. Damn. Let him see whatever he wants.” He made his way down her back and into her skirt.