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davids
01-25-2008, 07:05 PM
HAVE AT IT KIDS-HAPPY SILLY FRIDAY TO YOU ALL-LOVE DAVE

Fenika
01-25-2008, 07:07 PM
Alright, davids, we were getting antsy w/o you!

I went out to find you and ran into these blokes:

http://www.barrieroasis.co.nz/images/crayfish.jpg

They say hello

Jongfan
01-25-2008, 07:13 PM
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj262/pjb129/71504_n1-1.jpg


In honor of Silly Sexy Friday.. here's one for David

truelyana
01-25-2008, 07:15 PM
Hello guys,

I'm really activated today. Meaning my energy frequency is high. I keep switching electrical things off by accident, including phones and computers, and kitchen ware. It's a sign the moon is in sight.

Happy silly friday everyone, though I don't feel any time today.

davids
01-25-2008, 07:19 PM
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj262/pjb129/71504_n1-1.jpg


In honor of Silly Sexy Friday.. here's one for David

PAULA WILL YOU MARRY ME?:Hug2:

davids
01-25-2008, 07:19 PM
BAHA-ANA-WHAT UP KIDS?

Fenika
01-25-2008, 07:24 PM
Just finishing my hw during lecture. I like to maximize my slackerness/procrastination/couldn't-be-bothered-ness

U?

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 07:26 PM
It's the law -- in Italy...


A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt.

happy silly y'all!! :D

Jongfan
01-25-2008, 07:29 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f79/Bola8Assassino/Beautiful%20Sexy%20Ass%20Chicas/LITA.jpg


Sure, David.. I've got the gown all picked out

Devil Ledbetter
01-25-2008, 07:29 PM
You wanna enjoy this Friday morning? Go dig up your copy of Kiss Alive and put it on, LOUD.

It's making me glad I didn't miss the '70s.

Ima be deaf by noon.

davids
01-25-2008, 07:31 PM
Just finishing my hw during lecture. I like to maximize my slackerness/procrastination/couldn't-be-bothered-ness

U?

WELL BAHA IT HAS BEEN A LONG LONG TIME SINCE I HAVE SAT IN A LECTURE FROM YOUR SIDE-FROM THE OTHER SIDE IT IS MUCH EASIER-YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE A NICE FADED BROWN CORD JACKET WITH PATCHES ON THE ELBOWS AND A NICE PIPE AND THEN YOU CAN STAND AND WAXICATE ELOQUENTEYELY TO A BUNCH OF NICE EAGER SWEET FACES LOOKIN BACK AT CHA AND INSIDE THEY ARE WONDERIN WHAT THE HELL AND FOR ME THAT IS THE KEY TO A GOOD LECTURE-THERE I SAID IT-SLACKERNESS/PROCRASTINATION/COULDN'T-BE-BOTHERED-NESS-OH THE GLORY DAYS OF YOUTH AND COLLEGE-LOVE DAVE

davids
01-25-2008, 07:32 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f79/Bola8Assassino/Beautiful%20Sexy%20Ass%20Chicas/LITA.jpg


Sure, David.. I've got the gown all picked out

PAULA YOU KILLIN ME I'LL BE RIGHT OVER FOR CHOWDAH!!!!

Finni
01-25-2008, 07:33 PM
http://www.consultpivotal.com/funny_sign_03.jpg

Syldexic sing mareks

davids
01-25-2008, 07:34 PM
It's the law -- in Italy...



happy silly y'all!! :D


ILY THAT IS SO TRUE BUT I GOT ARRESTED FOR WEARING ME KILT AND NO UNDIES-SHEESH WHIZ THOSE EYETALIANS-I TWAT THEY WERE A BIT MORE LIBEREYEALE-WHAD A YAS GONNA DO-WELL I STILL WEAR IT WHEN LOUNGING ON THE OLD TRAWLER-I OFTEN PUT ME LEGS UP WHILE SIPPIN AND WELL-ER-UM-NEVER MIND IT IS AN UGLY THOUGHT AND A PICTURE OF ILL DIVIDE-LOVE DAVE

Fenika
01-25-2008, 07:35 PM
Haha, good on ya davids

(Did anyone catch what he meant?) ;)

davids
01-25-2008, 07:35 PM
You wanna enjoy this Friday morning? Go dig up your copy of Kiss Alive and put it on, LOUD.

It's making me glad I didn't miss the '70s.

Ima be deaf by noon.

HELL DEVIL I USED TO LISTEN TO MAHLER SYMPHONIES AS LOUD AS I COULD GET EM WHILE HIGHER THAN A LOOPED WEATHER BALLOON-IT LEAD ME TO THIS BEAUTIFUL PLACE IN MY LIFE CALLED-WHAT THE F---!!!! EH-WAD CHA SAY????

davids
01-25-2008, 07:36 PM
http://www.consultpivotal.com/funny_sign_03.jpg

Syldexic sing mareks


GOOD TO SEE YAH FINNI-I HAVE BEEN BEHAVING QUITE STOUT-LY RECENTLY-YOU?;)

Devil Ledbetter
01-25-2008, 07:37 PM
HELL DEVIL I USED TO LISTEN TO MAHLER SYMPHONIES AS LOUD AS I COULD GET EM WHILE HIGHER THAN A LOOPED WEATHER BALLOON-IT LEAD ME TO THIS BEAUTIFUL PLACE IN MY LIFE CALLED-WHAT THE F---!!!! EH-WAD CHA SAY????HAS SILLY FRIDAY CO-OPTED THE THREAD WHERE PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS?

I HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS JUST TO HEAR MYSELF OVER STRUTTER.

Finni
01-25-2008, 07:37 PM
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:qxWW8t0fq0xKtM:http://www.kidlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/baby.jpg (http://www.kidlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/baby.jpg)

I said I WANT MY F*CKING COFFEE

davids
01-25-2008, 07:38 PM
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:qxWW8t0fq0xKtM:http://www.kidlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/baby.jpg (http://www.kidlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/baby.jpg)

I said I WANT MY F*CKING COFFEE


SEGAFREDO I SHOULD THINK!!

davids
01-25-2008, 07:39 PM
HAS SILLY FRIDAY CO-OPTED THE THREAD WHERE PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS?

I HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS JUST TO HEAR MYSELF OVER STRUTTER.


NOW NOW DEVIL-I AM TYPING IN CAPS CAUSE I GOT SORE TITS ALRIGHT-AND I HAVE NO ENGNURDGY TO WRITE IN LOWER CASE AND PUSH THE SHIFT BUTTON-HIC!!!!:D

Fenika
01-25-2008, 07:40 PM
davids, didn't you say the family picnic was this week? I think I saw your relations wander by-

http://www.diveclub.co.nz/images/3_types_of_cray.jpg


Cute kid- is he yours?

Finni
01-25-2008, 07:41 PM
GOOD TO SEE YAH FINNI-I HAVE BEEN BEHAVING QUITE STOUT-LY RECENTLY-YOU?;)

What about the stout?? I had a nice lager, Killian's Irish Red last night...made me quite bold...stoutly almost.

Devil Ledbetter
01-25-2008, 07:43 PM
NOW NOW DEVIL-I AM TYPING IN CAPS CAUSE I GOT SORE TITS ALRIGHT-AND I HAVE NO ENGNURDGY TO WRITE IN LOWER CASE AND PUSH THE SHIFT BUTTON-HIC!!!!:DThere's only one thing for sort tits.

http://www.gundogsonline.com/Img/EStore/Products/10684.jpg

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 07:43 PM
...in France...


No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.

davids
01-25-2008, 07:44 PM
SORRY KIDS I AM OUT-NO MORE SILLY FRIDAY FROM ME-LOVE DAVE

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 07:51 PM
SORRY KIDS I AM OUT-NO MORE SILLY FRIDAY FROM ME-LOVE DAVE

:cry:

Fenika
01-25-2008, 07:59 PM
Pull the other claw

davids
01-25-2008, 08:03 PM
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I FUCKING WRENCHED THE SHIT OUT OF MY BACK LAST NIGHT GETTIN OFF OF THE OLD TRAWLER AND IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH I CAN HARDLY TYPE AND I AM PROGRAMED AS I HAVE BEEN BY HARD ASS DRILL SERGEANTS AND COLLEGE STUDENTS NOT TO WHINE BUT TO BE STRONG AND MANLY SO YOU MISSUNDERSTOOD-FUCKING OW!!!! NOW TAKE OVER AND BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Fenika
01-25-2008, 08:07 PM
:e2bummed:

nerds
01-25-2008, 08:12 PM
Happy Friday circus, all



http://ursispaltenstein.ch/blog/images/uploads_img/circusmuseum_2.jpg



and feel better fast, davids.

Finni
01-25-2008, 08:16 PM
http://www.bullfrogandblog.com/uploads/lobster%20baby.jpg

I have your kid. Come back to silly friday and nothing will happen to him.

(psst. pass the butter)

reigningcatsndogs
01-25-2008, 08:16 PM
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I FUCKING flowery WRENCHED THE SHIT sunshine OUT OF MY BACK LAST NIGHT GETTIN OFF OF THE OLD TRAWLER AND IT HURTS SO FUCKING flowery MUCH I CAN HARDLY TYPE AND I AM PROGRAMED AS I HAVE BEEN BY HARD ASS [/S] handsome [S]DRILL talented SERGEANTS AND COLLEGE STUDENTS NOT TO WHINE whistle BUT TO BE STRONG AND MANLY SO YOU MISSUNDERSTOOD-FUCKING flowery OW!!!! NOW TAKE OVER AND BLAH BLAH BLAH!

NOTICE: The preceeding message has been edited to be less offensive to any acutely-sensative viewers.

Fenika
01-25-2008, 08:22 PM
The sensitive viewers are welcome to enjoy the other, unofficially silly, OP threads.

I even found them an escort to guide them to better things:

http://www.hafdis.dk/pictures/silly/animals/Bear%20screaming%20at%20the%20camera.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
01-25-2008, 08:31 PM
http://believingthomas.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/walking-on-eggshells.jpg

Fenika
01-25-2008, 08:35 PM
http://www.wildlife-pictures-online.com/image-files/guinea-fowl_knp-5115.jpg

I think I seez sillyz

Jongfan
01-25-2008, 08:36 PM
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb258/AngieWangieMangie/Houses/Spamassagetable.jpg


Ok..David
Hop up and we'll see if we can't fix that back of yours

benbradley
01-25-2008, 08:36 PM
Welcome Newbies, Welcome All, to The New And Improved Silly Friday Thread!

I love the smell of Roast Newbie in the morning!


There's only one thing for sort tits.

http://www.gundogsonline.com/Img/EStore/Products/10684.jpg
I voluteer to hand-sort tits as well as to hand-apply Bag Balm to them. I give good hand, I promise.

As the website says, With scenery this beautiful, why on earth would we go anywhere else? (http://www.bagbalm.com/) And ya gotta read the article for Bicycling Magazine entitled "Everything Butt (http://www.bagbalm.com/download/bikemag.pdf)" [PDF] which has this quote in big block letters: AFTER YOU TALK YOURSELF PAST THE FACT THAT THIS STUFF IS USED TO SOOTHE COW UDDERS, YOU CAN REALIZE THE BEAUTY OF BAG BALM.
Realize The Beauty. THAT's what it's all about. It AIN'T about The Hokey-Pokey.

Enough philosophising for Friday...

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 08:37 PM
...also in France...


It is forbidden without a cemetery plot to die on the territory of the commune.

:D we better plan this thang well.

C.bronco
01-25-2008, 08:37 PM
davids, I hope your back feels better. Your silliness is much aprecicated!
;)
I recommend this: http://www.pain-meds.info/images/Motrin.jpg

Fenika
01-25-2008, 08:41 PM
Europe isn't the only ones with wierd laws- America has its share

Writer???
01-25-2008, 08:42 PM
A little comic I drew up for today.




http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb83/CarsNGuitarsPics/CampingFrm1.jpg










http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb83/CarsNGuitarsPics/CampingFrm2.jpg











http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb83/CarsNGuitarsPics/CampingFrm3.jpg


Ah, fart humor. Can there ever be too much?

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 08:42 PM
ahem.... Delaware...


It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

Fenika
01-25-2008, 08:44 PM
Oh, crud, I've broken that rule with my Dawd a million times

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 08:45 PM
and.. South Carolina...


A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people.

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 08:46 PM
:D one of my faves... Oklahoma...


It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Finni
01-25-2008, 08:47 PM
http://www.landroverclub.net/Club/Humor/signl.jpg

wtf?

rofl

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 08:47 PM
...and...


Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 08:48 PM
but wait.. also OK


It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

Fenika
01-25-2008, 08:48 PM
It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Darn, and I think the guys were planning that for our night out. I'll let them know.

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 08:49 PM
and...


Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.

Finni
01-25-2008, 08:50 PM
http://www.orange-road.com/blog/SillyLaw.jpg

Just for 12 hours.
I'm the kind of person who would sit there and silly string the Ef out of the place every other day and hour possible...

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 08:51 PM
...Wyoming...


You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.

reigningcatsndogs
01-25-2008, 08:52 PM
ACK!!!!! This post has been intercepted for de-offensivization!!!!!


A little comic I drew up for today.




http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb83/CarsNGuitarsPics/CampingFrm1.jpg










http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb83/CarsNGuitarsPics/CampingFrm2.jpg











http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb83/CarsNGuitarsPics/CampingFrm3.jpg


Ah, fart FOOFIE humor. Can there ever be too much?


CIA (Correctors of Internet Atrocities) sanctioned -- we take our job WAY BEYOND seriously!!

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 08:53 PM
England....


All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 08:54 PM
...and...


It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 08:54 PM
...love this one :D


Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).

Finni
01-25-2008, 08:57 PM
http://funnysigns.kitt.net/uploaded_images/funny_sign_08-786248.jpg

GREAT... now where the hell am I going to park my floating car?

Sunkissed27f
01-25-2008, 09:00 PM
Ack Baha...I refreshed the page and jumped a little......I had a huge bear in my face.....all full of huge teeth!!

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:01 PM
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/funny-sign1-tm.jpg (http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/funny-sign1.jpg)

Thank GOD you told me!! I would have NEVER figured that one out on my own...

Fenika
01-25-2008, 09:02 PM
http://www.pyracantha.com/images/razzberry2%20Web.jpg

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 09:02 PM
http://www.orange-road.com/blog/SillyLaw.jpg

Just for 12 hours.
I'm the kind of person who would sit there and silly string the Ef out of the place every other day and hour possible...

what the heck is a silly string?

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:03 PM
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/funny-traffic-sign-tm.jpg (http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/funny-traffic-sign.jpg)

ROFL

Fenika
01-25-2008, 09:04 PM
Don't worry, the bear is completely under my control.

"Sit! ...No, SIT! Hey, not the arm. Nonono, I need to type with that armmmmmmm"

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:05 PM
what the heck is a silly string?


Silly string...

Its in a can...its mushy...you spray it and this string comes out...

silly string!

http://kitup.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/sillystring.jpg

Sunkissed27f
01-25-2008, 09:05 PM
Ah good all Alabama Laws:


Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.



Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

Hahaha.....


It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)

New Mexico:


It's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in New Mexico.

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:06 PM
silly string...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/Silly_string.jpg/800px-Silly_string.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
01-25-2008, 09:06 PM
what the heck is a silly string?
http://kitup.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/sillystring.jpg

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:08 PM
Silly String

http://media.dave.tv/Store02/0/0/2/2239.dat

Fenika
01-25-2008, 09:08 PM
Thats not a silly string fight-

THIS is a silly string fight-

http://media.dave.tv/Store02/0/0/2/2239.dat

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:09 PM
wow...that was too efing big...

sorry

Sunkissed27f
01-25-2008, 09:09 PM
Hmmm....does this state not sell do-it-yourself hair dye?


Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state in Ohio.

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:09 PM
lmao

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 09:10 PM
oh that. can ya tell i ain't got kids :D (as well that i am not a kid.. meh)

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 09:11 PM
ohoo one could get downright drowned in silly string...

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:12 PM
In Quitman, Georgia, it is against the law for a chicken to cross any road within the city limits.

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:14 PM
It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia.

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 09:15 PM
:roll:

them's some silly laws eh!

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:16 PM
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 09:17 PM
how 'bout a silly joke...

A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone.

'It's the minister, Mommy,' the child said to her mother. Then she added, 'Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle.'

Joycecwilliams
01-25-2008, 09:18 PM
Hey David..
I suffer from chronic back problems. Put heat on it. Hope you feel better and hope this makes you laugh.


http://www.weldreality.com/IMAGE-BUTT-CRACK.gif

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:18 PM
Now this is freakin weird...

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 09:18 PM
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.


can she call the police on him if he refuses? :ROFL:

nerds
01-25-2008, 09:19 PM
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.



Now that's sound legislation right there yessirreeebob.

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:19 PM
Not silly...but my God, wtf???

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

Joycecwilliams
01-25-2008, 09:19 PM
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

Can any state make that a law... just looking out for my sisters.

reigningcatsndogs
01-25-2008, 09:20 PM
There SHOULD be a law against naked chickens!

http://www.richardseah.com/images/chicken3.jpg

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:20 PM
<--not callin anyone master...you can kiss my ....

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:21 PM
There SHOULD be a law against naked chickens!

http://www.richardseah.com/images/chicken3.jpg

lmao...

wow.

someone get that chicken a clean, white, cotton tshirt!!! quick!

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:22 PM
An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club".


I like the "armed with a club" part...

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 09:23 PM
There SHOULD be a law against naked chickens!

http://www.richardseah.com/images/chicken3.jpg
is that real??

poor thing!

erm... why is he purplish ALL OVER?

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:24 PM
An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club".
part...


The following important amendment however is to be considered here: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male horses."

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:29 PM
OK, I know I am not straight so I don't understand all the heterosexual customs...but I am a bit confused by this law.....

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).

Joycecwilliams
01-25-2008, 09:30 PM
There SHOULD be a law against naked chickens!

http://www.richardseah.com/images/chicken3.jpg

I agree... that is plum ugggly...

reigningcatsndogs
01-25-2008, 09:32 PM
is that real??

poor thing!

erm... why is he purplish ALL OVER?

He's genetically modified to save chicken farmers money and to have tastier, juicier meat


(:rant: oh feathers and tarnation!!! There is a perfectly marvelous purple/juicy/meat joke here, but alas........)

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 09:33 PM
OK, I know I am not straight so I don't understand all the heterosexual customs...but I am a bit confused by this law.....

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).

...there are no virgins in Washington state? :ROFL:

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:34 PM
...there are no virgins in Washington state? :ROFL:



:roll:

Hobbes
01-25-2008, 09:34 PM
OK, I know I am not straight so I don't understand all the heterosexual customs...but I am a bit confused by this law.....

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).


Hmm. Haven't heard of that one. Must be a lot of criminals there!

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:37 PM
Umm...which
um
head are they talking about???

(sorry, I HAD to)


The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Joycecwilliams
01-25-2008, 09:38 PM
There should be a law regarding dying your dog pink.



http://www.funnyjunkz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/funny-pinky-dog.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
01-25-2008, 09:38 PM
http://www.healingflow.com.au/images/acupuncture%20cartoon.jpg

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:39 PM
I'll never understand brits...

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:41 PM
There should be a law regarding dying your dog pink.



http://www.funnyjunkz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/funny-pinky-dog.jpg

thats just cruel
CRUEL I tell ya.

Joycecwilliams
01-25-2008, 09:42 PM
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/attachments/amusing-pictures/8870d1176663789-funny-signs-sign.jpg

Hobbes
01-25-2008, 09:43 PM
Who was the model for that sign??

reigningcatsndogs
01-25-2008, 09:43 PM
There should be a law regarding dying your dog pink.



http://www.funnyjunkz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/funny-pinky-dog.jpg


What's truly criminal about this is that poor creature is wearing RED!!! How tacky!!

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:43 PM
I'll never understand brits the nice british people (wow, I just almost puked)...

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

:Hug2:

Joycecwilliams
01-25-2008, 09:47 PM
It is so nice they want to help kill you.



http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/signs/150503/church.jpg

benbradley
01-25-2008, 09:49 PM
There SHOULD be a law against naked chickens!
...

I see a NAKED BREAST! MODS!!! Where are the mods??? Someone delete that post! We can't have this, they'll shut down the Silly Friday threads!

Joycecwilliams
01-25-2008, 09:49 PM
What's truly criminal about this is that poor creature is wearing RED!!! How tacky!!

yes... red and pink... ugh....

CALL the SPCA

Special Police Costuming Animals

Joycecwilliams
01-25-2008, 09:50 PM
Who was the model for that sign??

Hobbes... ya know I didn't realise that until you pointed it out...

Hobbes
01-25-2008, 09:52 PM
Leave it to me! I'm always on the look out!

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:52 PM
In Carmel, New York, a man cannot be seen in public while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

Finni
01-25-2008, 09:55 PM
In Greene, New York, During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

Was this a problem before??

:roll:

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 09:56 PM
...cameras too??


Companies monitor bathroom time with new electronic hand dryer

Detroit, Mi-David Kruk - While most employees now are aware that their employers can monitor their phone and email communications, many may not be aware of a new trend being seen in companies across the country.

The latest trend in employee monitoring has extended in to the corporate bathroom. Aided by new finger print recognition technology, those electronic hand dryers mounted on bathroom walls are keeping tabs on how much time individual employees spend in the bathroom.

In addition to drying hands when your hand moves across it’s fan, sensors in this new breed of hand dryer can scan your fingerprint and record how often you visit the corporate washroom....

reigningcatsndogs
01-25-2008, 09:57 PM
ACK!!!!! This post has been intercepted for de-offensivization!!!!!


I see a NAKED Chubby Government approved BREAST Deduction! MODS!!! Where are the mods??? Someone delete that post! We can't have this, they'll shut down the Silly Friday threads!


CIA (Correctors of Internet Atrocities) sanctioned -- we take our job WAY BEYOND seriously!!
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Finni
01-25-2008, 09:57 PM
In New York City Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".

seriously?? lmao
one has to wonder what the heck happened for this law to be put on the books...

Joycecwilliams
01-25-2008, 09:57 PM
SALE!!!
http://funnysigns.kitt.net/uploaded_images/1funny_sign_used_toilet_rolls-772488.jpg

Joycecwilliams
01-25-2008, 09:59 PM
...cameras too??

Wow almost as scarry as going into the bathroom in Wal-mart.

Finni
01-25-2008, 10:02 PM
NY State Laws

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. (Thank God I can still throw it at someone's head in anger...)

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. (now I understand why no one talks on the elevator)

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his or her pocket.

Joycecwilliams
01-25-2008, 10:04 PM
ACK!!!!! This post has been intercepted for de-offensivization!!!!!




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Thank you for providing this service.:Hug2:



hey how do you strike out letter... I am wearing my blonde proudly today..

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 10:05 PM
NY State Laws


A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his or her pocket.

damn... i so wanted to do that. meh -- gonna have to go across da border eh :D

Finni
01-25-2008, 10:07 PM
It's against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

Thank God you told me...

(puts rope away.)

Joycecwilliams
01-25-2008, 10:09 PM
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09/signspotting_450x300.jpg

Hobbes
01-25-2008, 10:10 PM
Where in the world do you all come up with this stuff??? :)

Finni
01-25-2008, 10:13 PM
In knoxvill tennesse, you are not allowed to lasso a fish.

Darn it! (puts rope away, again)

davids
01-25-2008, 10:35 PM
ALRIGHT LADIES I AM TOTALLY HELPLETH-COME'N GIT THKNEE-GOOD DRUGTHS HELP-DROOL SLOBBER DROOL-PAIN? WHATH PLAEME???

davids
01-25-2008, 10:37 PM
ALRIGHT LADIES I AM TOTALLY HELPLETH-COME'N GIT THKNEE-GOOD DRUGTHS HELP-DROOL SLOBBER DROOL-PAIN? WHATH PLAEME???

NO WORRITH FLEYEKNEE I NEED CHA DARE TO HELLUP WIFF DE BTHEAR ALRTHRIGHF-WHOOPIE!!!!

WHOOPTH QUOTITTED METHSELF!!!

JLCwrites
01-25-2008, 10:38 PM
ALRIGHT LADIES I AM TOTALLY HELPLETH-COME'N GIT THKNEE-GOOD DRUGTHS HELP-DROOL SLOBBER DROOL-PAIN? WHATH PLAEME???
I love it when you talk phlemy! It must be the rumble in your voice. :)

davids
01-25-2008, 10:40 PM
I love it when you talk phlemy! It must be the rumble in your voice. :)

ITHLLLAH FLLLUGS AH THOOK FLOR MAEYE BLATHCK!!!! WHOOPIE!!!! M SFLINGERS DUNT HUTH NO MOHRE-FLABBA!!!

Joycecwilliams
01-25-2008, 10:41 PM
I love it when you talk phlemy! It must be the rumble in your voice. :)

Wow great photo Turk.

reigningcatsndogs
01-25-2008, 10:50 PM
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ITHLLLAH FLLLUGS AH THOOK FLOR MAEYE BLATHCK:Wha:!!!! WHOOPIE[/S] BIRDS AND BEES !!!! [S]M SFLINGERS DUNT HUTH NO MOHRE-FLABBA! :flag:!!



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Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-25-2008, 10:53 PM
If davids and Haggis had a child...

http://selfserve1.download.videoegg.com/gid369/cid1174/MQ/SF/11789559021AYsGbqhdhGDsz0LFdyc_thumbnail.jpg

Joycecwilliams
01-25-2008, 10:57 PM
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Good job... I can't understand Lobster... it confuses me.

reigningcatsndogs
01-25-2008, 10:57 PM
ALRIGHT LADIES I AM TOTALLY HELPLETH-COME'N GIT THKNEE-GOOD DRUGTHS HELP-DROOL SLOBBER DROOL-PAIN? WHATH PLAEME???

Here, David -- I drew a nice hot bath for ya! That's help the old back.

http://nottakingsides.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/lobster-boiling-in-water.jpg

Stay there for a few minutes, and then I've got some great salve that should put an end to the problem

**runs out to get clarified butter **

Joycecwilliams
01-25-2008, 10:59 PM
Here, David -- I drew a nice hot bath for ya! That's help the old back.

http://nottakingsides.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/lobster-boiling-in-water.jpg

Stay there for a few minutes, and then I've got some great salve that should put an end to the problem

**runs out to get clarified butter **


lol

Joycecwilliams
01-25-2008, 11:02 PM
Here, David -- I drew a nice hot bath for ya! That's help the old back.

http://nottakingsides.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/lobster-boiling-in-water.jpg

Stay there for a few minutes, and then I've got some great salve that should put an end to the problem

**runs out to get clarified butter **



If the hot bath and massage doesn't work... we may need to operate...

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/814/616096.JPG

reigningcatsndogs
01-25-2008, 11:04 PM
Oh no!! I think he's had too much pain medication!!!

http://www.wrhine.com/dance/lobster.jpg

Angelinity
01-25-2008, 11:28 PM
there's a '23' thread on -- which led me to once again do a '23' search for which i am truly grateful as i was in need of a chuckle...


23 was created on the sixth day of genesis when God sneezed, expelling 23 from His nose. 23 lived in Eden with Adam and Eve, having several threesomes with them (there is religious debate on how many times the three did it. Either two or twenty). 23 was expelled from paradise after eating a banana offered by Satan. After that, 23 was forced to try to survive in the natural world. This was not easy, especially considering the presence of several larger predators, such as 46, 52, and the especially ferocious 57. However, 23 soon found the ice bridge to North America, and flourished in the New World. Today, 23 is everywhere....

ROFL

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/23_(number)

nitenite all - have yourselves a silly one :roll:

davids
01-26-2008, 12:32 AM
FLABBAH BLABBAH HIC!!!! THLOPSTER TALK FOR WHERE THE HELL AM I?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-26-2008, 01:19 AM
This pic is so big... you have to go here (http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/PopularMechanics/6-1952/lobster_people/lobster_people_0.jpg) to see it.

davids
01-26-2008, 02:00 AM
YOU BE THALA EVYOUAHL PLEAIOPULES YOUS WNANNAS SEAT SHMEE-DRIBBYOUALE DROOL-ABYOUALE BOILAYBULE AND RUBBYOUAHL-SHLTIZ AH FLEE WOVED

auntybug
01-26-2008, 02:04 AM
How do you know you spend too much time on AW?

I can read that :D

G'Night Davids my love! Hope your back gets better - at the least - I hope the drugs are good. *smooch*

davids
01-26-2008, 02:08 AM
How do you know you spend too much time on AW?

I can read that :D

G'Night Davids my love! Hope your back gets better - at the least - I hope the drugs are good. *smooch*


G'SNIGHT SLAUNTY-DLUGSH GOODY GOODY YUM YUMISH!!!!:Hug2:

truelyana
01-26-2008, 03:22 AM
Allo I'm back. I'm in the mood for editing!!

davids
01-26-2008, 03:24 AM
Allo I'm back. I'm in the mood for editing!!


WHAT CHA GONNA EDIT?

truelyana
01-26-2008, 03:25 AM
WHAT CHA GONNA EDIT?

My NaNo Novel. :D

truelyana
01-26-2008, 03:26 AM
Well not now, anyway. Now I'm in the mood for AW. God Dammit!! lol

truelyana
01-26-2008, 03:27 AM
And lobster!

davids
01-26-2008, 03:38 AM
I YAM DEYELECTABLE DAT FOH SURE-NANO NANO IS IT ABOUT ROBIN WILLIAMS?

truelyana
01-26-2008, 03:39 AM
I YAM DEYELECTABLE DAT FOH SURE-NANO NANO IS IT ABOUT ROBIN WILLIAMS?

No, but it does involve 1900's England. :D

davids
01-26-2008, 04:17 AM
WELL THEN IS IT ABOUT SIR CHRISTOPHER WREN ROBIN WILLIAMS NANO NANO SIR MORKUS FROM ORKUS

SpookyWriter
01-26-2008, 04:23 AM
Okay?

rhymegirl
01-26-2008, 04:24 AM
Did I miss Silly Friday? Sorry, I was writing.

Cassiopeia
01-26-2008, 04:25 AM
Hi, again, not sure what to say in this thread. It's just me. You know...realizing I don't have a life on yet again another Friday.

rhymegirl
01-26-2008, 04:33 AM
Hi, again, not sure what to say in this thread. It's just me. You know...realizing I don't have a life on yet again another Friday.

Hi Cassi! Yeah, I'm not doing much tonight either. No money to go anywhere so I guess I'll just be reading a few books.

Cassiopeia
01-26-2008, 04:43 AM
Hi Cassi! Yeah, I'm not doing much tonight either. No money to go anywhere so I guess I'll just be reading a few books.I am so exhausted from looking for a job..studying and keeping up with my son and the house that I don't know that I'd have the energy.

We have videos but they are boring :tongue

SpookyWriter
01-26-2008, 04:46 AM
I am so exhausted from looking for a job..studying and keeping up with my son and the house that I don't know that I'd have the energy.

We have videos but they are boring :tongueYou're more than welcome to come over and watch a movie with me. :D I just got home a few minutes ago and am busy catching up.

Cassiopeia
01-26-2008, 04:51 AM
You're more than welcome to come over and watch a movie with me. :D I just got home a few minutes ago and am busy catching up.No you come over here. I have scallop potatoes and ham baking in the oven and an entire bottle of baileys.

davids
01-26-2008, 04:55 AM
No you come over here. I have scallop potatoes and ham baking in the oven and an entire bottle of baileys.


CASSI-I GOTTA CALL CHA THATLL CAWSH I HOITED MY BACKS LASHT NIGHT AND AH IS TAKIN DOPE-LOSS OF SHIT-ER-IT! WELCOME I AM GONNA GO COLLAPSIPATE-SPOOKSTER IS UP TO KNOW GOOSES-SLOBBER-DRIBBLE-BLOBBER NOGGERS-BUT IT DON'T NOT HURT NOT SHOW BLADE-SHLOVE DE SLOBSTEENOWWHERETHEHELLANAHANYPOOP!!!:Hug2:

JUSHT FLEAYL LAH HUGEIN FOLKS TODAY DON'T SNOTAH?

SpookyWriter
01-26-2008, 05:16 AM
No you come over here. I have scallop potatoes and ham baking in the oven and an entire bottle of baileys.I'll bring the veggies. :D

The_Grand_Duchess
01-26-2008, 05:40 AM
Happy silly friday!!! The babies took off their diapers so it's time to dump them in the bath!

yay!

SpookyWriter
01-26-2008, 05:41 AM
I'm not hungry anymore.

davids
01-26-2008, 05:43 AM
Happy silly friday!!! The babies took off their diapers so it's time to dump them in the bath!

yay!


HILLO THERE DUCKCHESS GLAD CHA CHECKLED IN AFORE I FALL ON ME FACE THING-IF YOU READ THE THREAD YOU KNOW I BE ALL DOPED UP AND FINALLY ACTING SILLY-YOU KNOW IT IS HARD FOR ME RIGHT? NIGHT NIGHT TO YOU DEAR LADY AND YOU SPOOKSTER-LET YOU EAT CAKE-LOVE DAVE:D:Hug2:

Jongfan
01-26-2008, 05:55 AM
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r25/hmmutschler/Vacations/IMGP0304_resize.jpg

Looks like David has had it... sleep well

Cassiopeia
01-26-2008, 09:17 AM
I'm not hungry anymore.Sorry I vanished...it was movie night with my son and then I worked out. :D

Raincheck?

truelyana
01-26-2008, 10:10 PM
WELL THEN IS IT ABOUT SIR CHRISTOPHER WREN ROBIN WILLIAMS NANO NANO SIR MORKUS FROM ORKUS

There is definetly a Christopher in there, I tell you that...