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KTC
01-25-2008, 06:11 AM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2003/07/05/devil1.jpg How may I direct your fall?

Williebee
01-25-2008, 06:15 AM
YOU are the God of Hell Fire?

Hey, I told you so. Pay up...

robeiae
01-25-2008, 06:17 AM
*tosses bag over KTC's head, ties his arms, spins him around forty or fifty times, shoves him in a port-a-potty with two disheveled mimes, rolls port-a-potty down a hill*

KTC
01-25-2008, 06:18 AM
YOU are the God of Hell Fire?

Hey, I told you so. Pay up...


Oops. My bad. The HellFire God seems to be low on funds at the moment. Can I interest you in a five leaf clover?

Chumplet
01-25-2008, 06:19 AM
If you live anywhere near me, Hell just froze over.

KTC
01-25-2008, 06:20 AM
*tosses bag over KTC's head, ties his arms, spins him around forty or fifty times, shoves him in a port-a-potty with two disheveled mimes, rolls port-a-potty down a hill*


Ooh. This sounds like the game where you look in the mirror after the spinning and see the ghost behind you. Mary, wasn't it? Oh, spin me!

KTC
01-25-2008, 06:21 AM
If you live anywhere near me, Hell just froze over.


You know I do. I could be there in about half an hour. Not that I'm trying to frighten you. I've always liked the hat though.

robeiae
01-25-2008, 06:23 AM
*rolls bundle of dynamite down hill for good measure*

KTC
01-25-2008, 06:26 AM
*rolls bundle of dynamite down hill for good measure*

That's like those times when we'd throw firecrackers inside the trunks when someone was dumb enough to hide in the trunk during hide and seek. My poor Nana was the one who suffered most. Sure...the one inside the trunk would be deaf for a week...but Nan would be downstairs in the kitchen falling off her rocker in fear.

KTC
01-25-2008, 06:26 AM
can you measure with dynamite? Is it like the size of a ruler, or something?

robeiae
01-25-2008, 06:27 AM
*calls in air force to do a napalm run*

KTC
01-25-2008, 06:27 AM
*calls in air force to do a napalm run*


Ooh! I think I'd like bubbly skin. It's pretty in profile.

robeiae
01-25-2008, 06:31 AM
*books Tom Jones and Wayne Newton to do a twelve song set at the bottom of the hill*

KTC
01-25-2008, 06:32 AM
*books Tom Jones and Wayne Newton to do a twelve song set at the bottom of the hill*


You're a beautiful person and that's why I love you. Tom...I'll be there in a moment! You can leave your hat on.

Joycecwilliams
01-25-2008, 07:07 AM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2003/07/05/devil1.jpg How may I direct your fall?

Are you talking about "Hell Fire" club in NYC?


I thought it was closed. :)

melaniehoo
01-25-2008, 07:10 AM
That explains the fireworks a little while ago.

I thought it was for a wedding but I guess it was Kevin descending.

Devil Ledbetter
01-25-2008, 07:13 AM
That explains the fireworks a little while ago.

I thought it was for a wedding but I guess it was Kevin descending.Sometimes he reminds me a little of the remarkable rocket in the Oscar Wilde fairy tale, um, The Remarkable Rocket.

KTC
01-25-2008, 07:13 AM
Yes...I was descending. Yes. Basement D. Women's lingerie. Watch your step when leaving.

KTC
01-25-2008, 07:14 AM
Sometimes he reminds me a little of the remarkable rocket in the Oscar Wilde fairy tale, um, The Remarkable Rocket.


I am, yes, a remarkable rocket.


And, no, it is not a club. I am the God of hell fire and I bring you fire. DA DA DA. I bid you to burn.

melaniehoo
01-25-2008, 07:14 AM
Yes...I was descending. Yes. Basement D. Women's lingerie. Watch your step when leaving.

Can you pick me up a little something?

KTC
01-25-2008, 07:20 AM
Can you pick me up a little something?


I can pick you up, you little something. Didja fall?

melaniehoo
01-25-2008, 07:21 AM
Yes, in celebration. But I'm short, I don't have far to fall.

KTC
01-25-2008, 07:24 AM
Yes, in celebration. But I'm short, I don't have far to fall.


Hell is a long way down, though. Metaphorically speaking. Have a smore for your journey. Or is it a smores? Oh heck. David!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

melaniehoo
01-25-2008, 07:25 AM
Nutella & vino will do for now.

Devil Ledbetter
01-25-2008, 07:26 AM
I am, yes, a remarkable rocket.


And, no, it is not a club. I am the God of hell fire and I bring you fire. DA DA DA. I bid you to burn.I'm burnin' I'm burnin' I'm burnin' for you.

S'more.

Rolling Thunder
01-25-2008, 07:26 AM
I smell chicken grilling.

Devil Ledbetter
01-25-2008, 07:27 AM
I smell chicken grilling.Silly, those are hotwings.

benbradley
01-25-2008, 07:30 AM
*calls in air force to do a napalm run*
Ooh! I think I'd like bubbly skin. It's pretty in profile.
I love the smell of bubbly skin in the morning.

KTC
01-25-2008, 07:30 AM
Rod Stewart once sang about my hot wings, I'll have you know.

melaniehoo
01-25-2008, 07:31 AM
Ugh, don't remind me.

Devil Ledbetter
01-25-2008, 07:33 AM
Rod Stewart once sang about my hot wings, I'll have you know.
Take
These chicken wings
And learn to fry again
Learn to fry fat free

KTC
01-25-2008, 07:41 AM
Burn.

Susie
01-25-2008, 09:04 AM
KTC, I think that's too much make-up for you. I prefer the natural God of Hell Fire for you. :D

JLCwrites
01-25-2008, 09:09 AM
A bored KTC is a very scary thing.

Lock thread!

Unique
01-25-2008, 01:25 PM
♫♪♫♫
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me...
speaking words of wisdom....
♫♪♫♫

Ω....LET IT BE....Ω

Unique
01-25-2008, 01:27 PM
♫♪♫♫
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me...
speaking words of wisdom....
♫♪♫♫

Ω....LET IT BE....Ω


A bored KTC is a very scary thing.


Why do you think we're stashed in separate countries? There is wisdom in that.
:hi::::wavves to her brothers::::hi:

KTC
01-25-2008, 03:02 PM
OMG. lyric font. liking.

KTC
01-25-2008, 03:03 PM
A bored KTC is a very scary thing.

Lock thread!

A live Turkey is a wasted thing. Baste Turkey!

HeronW
01-25-2008, 03:59 PM
I know a good orthodontist for that overbite...

KTC
01-25-2008, 04:03 PM
The bite is actually over.

Unique
01-25-2008, 04:39 PM
yes.
see the cat in the Dead Thread.
tell 'em ....

whatever you like
?D :D