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Tiger
01-24-2008, 01:53 AM
Okay:

Here's a list of things that I think would be fun to hear different areas of the world:

"Got a problem?"

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"

"I wanted to punch the guy!"

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"

"Do you understand?"

Add your own, if you're curious.

NeuroFizz
01-24-2008, 02:00 AM
What's a regional dialect, y'all?

Tiger
01-24-2008, 02:11 AM
Okay, I'll start:

"Got a problem?"
Wot? Like beef?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
Heh?

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
My wife gave me one stink eye

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
Ho, I like beef da guy

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
Eh, no mek ladat. You so tantaran

"Do you understand?"
You ketch?

JoNightshade
01-24-2008, 02:15 AM
Warning: I'm in California, but this could be my own peculiar dialect. ;)

"Got a problem?"
What?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
What?

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
He was like, meh! (making face)

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
Jerk!

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
Jerk!

"Do you understand?"
Get it?

It's all about inflection. ;)

JoeEkaitis
01-24-2008, 02:40 AM
"Got a problem?"

Fer Gawdsake, what now?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"

Once more, but in English.

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"

Thinking: Fer Gawdsake, what did I do now?

"I wanted to punch the guy!"

If I didn't know he was a vegan, I'd have served him a knuckle sandwich.

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"

Will there be anything else, O Ruler of the Universe?

"Do you understand?"

Is any of this sinking in? Tap once for no, two for yes.

reigningcatsndogs
01-24-2008, 02:50 AM
I'm Canadian. 'Eh' works for just about everything!!

sassandgroove
01-24-2008, 03:07 AM
Okay:

Here's a list of things that I think would be fun to hear different areas of the world:

"Got a problem?"

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"

"I wanted to punch the guy!"

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"

"Do you understand?"

Add your own, if you're curious.

Disclaimer: I am not from Alabama. I have lived in New Mexico, Kentucky, Kansas, North Carolina, Indiana, California, New York and Alabama.


"Got a problem?"
What's your deal, man?
"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
What? (or whut?)
or "didn't catch that honey."

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
I'll go california on this one,

So he was all lookin' at me like you know...(bugs eyes out) WEIRD and all.

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
I so wanted to deck the jerk!

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
Excuse me, i didn't know your sh*t don't stink.

Or

He's smug and up his own a$$.
"Do you understand?"

Comprende?
or
Got it?

sunna
01-24-2008, 03:07 AM
"Got a problem?"
What the hell?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
Say that again?

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
S/he was all pissed off.

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
I was this close to knocking his face in...

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
You look like a f#!king idiot. This is a tailgate party. Cut it out.

"Do you understand?"
Get it? OR Y'know?


Central Maine, GenNext, minus the accent I'm sure I don't have. :)

sassandgroove
01-24-2008, 03:09 AM
Oy...''Y'know'' is a good one.

Unique
01-24-2008, 03:10 AM
Crickets, Tiger!

Pick one! LOL.

Southern Yankee Korean Texas + Indian and a dash of Brit for fun and Irish to make 'em really sit up and take notice.

Are you trying to figure out colloquialisms?,

ya'll ;)



"Got a problem?"
Whuchu lookin' at?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
exCUSe me?

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
Can't answer that one. He'd know better.
uh. '
'My SO looked at me sideways'


"I wanted to punch the guy!"
'I wanted to lay him out !'

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
'Take off the bighead, robeiae.' ;)

Kidding!

"Do you understand?"
'Got that?'

I want it: Ooh la-de-ha, hark at you stealing it from dpat today.

sunna
01-24-2008, 03:11 AM
Oy...''Y'know'' is a good one.

Yeah, it's one of those horrible little phrases you don't realize is stuck at the end of every other sentence that comes out of your mouth, until somebody points it out...and then you can't say anything coherent because you're so aware of it. HATE that.


...Or maybe this is just me. :D

dpaterso
01-24-2008, 03:14 AM
"Got a problem?"
You lookin' for trouble, pal?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
Whit?

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
She geid us a dirty look.*

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
Ah nearly busted the c***.

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
Ooh la-de-ha, hark at you.

"Do you understand?"
Get it?

* geid [v.] (gheee'd) past tense of give.

-Derek

Mandy-Jane
01-24-2008, 03:39 AM
Don't know if these are typically Australian or just typically me, but anyway:

"Got a problem?"
What's up with you?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
What?

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
He's givin' me daggers.

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
I just wanna' punch his lights out.

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
Get over yourself!

"Do you understand?"
Got it?

rhymegirl
01-24-2008, 03:41 AM
Rhode Island-ese

"Got a problem?"
What's YOUR problem?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
Whut???? OR Please?

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
My husband was looking at me like I was nuts.

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
I wanted to knock his block off. OR I wanted to knock him into next week.

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
How 'bout coming down to earth!

"Do you understand?"
Ya got it?

Shady Lane
01-24-2008, 03:43 AM
Washington D.C.



"Got a problem?"
Uh, y'kay?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
Que??

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
And he was like, whoaa!

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
I was gonna f*ckin kill him.

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
Whoooa buddy.

"Do you understand?"
See what I mean?

DamaNegra
01-24-2008, 03:49 AM
"Got a problem?"
¿Qué?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
¿Uh?

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
¡Me ven feo!

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
¡Le quería partir la madre!

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
Ay, ay, me creo mucho.

"Do you understand?"
¿Sí?

What? I speak a different language!

Zelenka
01-24-2008, 04:01 AM
"Got a problem?"

- 'Whit's your problem?' or 'Whit's the maiter wi' you?'

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"

- 'Whit?' or 'Eh?'

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"

- 'Ma man / missees gee'd me a funny look' or 'looked at me funny'

"I wanted to punch the guy!"

- 'I wahnted tay deck the basturt'

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"

- 'Gonnae no' talk posh, like? Yer sich a snob!'

"Do you understand?"

- 'Ye ken?'

Course, if the dialect is Lumphinnans, where I went to school, you say everything twice. You say everything twice, ken?

maxmordon
01-24-2008, 07:02 AM
"Got a problem?"

¿Qué te pasa?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"

Repítemelo

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"

Mi espos@ me miró feo

"I wanted to punch the guy!"

Quería partirle la cara

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"

¿Quién te cress? miralo, más papista que el papa

"Do you understand?"

¿entiendes?

cray
01-24-2008, 07:07 AM
*reads thread. takes cool drink of wooder*

Jersey Chick
01-24-2008, 07:35 AM
I'll give you three guesses, but you'll only need one! ;)

"Got a problem?"
What the f*ck's wrong witchyou, a**hole?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
Whatchyousay?

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
What the f*ck are ya lookin' at me like dat for?

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
I was, like, yanno, I'm gonna mess ya up!

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
Whatasmatta? Not good enough for ya? Beyotch.

"Do you understand?"
You pickin' up what I'm puttin' down?

nerds
01-24-2008, 07:52 AM
In Connecticut, we have two versions - before the New York money came in, and after.


beforemoney -


"Got a problem?"

"See this pitchfork?"


"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"

"Huh?"


"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"

"Wife shot me daggers."


"I wanted to punch the guy!"

"I about tore his face off."


"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"

"Don't be a Noo Yawkah."


"Do you understand?"

"Comprende, a*****e?"



----------------------



aftermoney -


"Got a problem?"

"I have attorneys."


"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"

"Pardon?"


"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"

"I slept in the east wing of the house last night."


"I wanted to punch the guy!"

"I gave him the name of my Spa."


"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"

"We love you, you're just like us. Party Friday night."


"Do you understand?"

"Do you understand?"

Hapax Legomenon
01-24-2008, 08:41 AM
Okay:

Here's a list of things that I think would be fun to hear different areas of the world:

"Got a problem?"

'Scuse me?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"

'Scuse me?

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"

He's gonna give me hell when I get home...

"I wanted to punch the guy!"

I just wanted to smack 'im!

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"

Stop bein an ass.

"Do you understand?"

You got that?

East Missourian, if you're curious.

BardSkye
01-24-2008, 09:07 AM
Born and bred in Montreal, but living in Calgary.

"Got a problem?"
What's your problem?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
What?

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
Jeeze, he looks pissed right off.

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
I so wanted to nail him.

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
**discreet sound of hands clapping** Bravo! Encore!

"Do you understand?"
Is that clear?

Albedo of Zero
01-24-2008, 09:54 AM
Ohio here...northeast section of a northeast town


"Got a problem?"
"What the fook"

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
"What the fook"

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
"What the fook"

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
"What the fook"

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
"What the fook"

"Do you understand?"
"What the fook"



Of course at most family get-togethers, we smile when we say that.

Priene
01-24-2008, 02:31 PM
Norfolk English:


Got a problem?
Ha' ya gaht a prahblem?

Excuse me, could you repeat that?
You wha'?

My [spouse] gave me a dirty look
The ol' girl she give me a rare old look din't she
The ol' bor he give me a rare old look din't he

I wanted to punch the guy!
Oi wo'ed to smack 'm one

Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!
Oi reckon you're from London in't ya

Do you understand?
Is that clare?

ona
01-24-2008, 02:51 PM
"Got a problem?"

What's up ?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"

Come again ?

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"

The old man/woman gave me a filthy look

"I wanted to punch the guy!"

Wanted to flatten him

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"

Wanker !

"Do you understand?"

Capiche ?

Sophia
01-24-2008, 03:11 PM
"Got a problem?"

What's your problem, mate?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"

You what?

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"

Yeah, he gave me this right evil look.

"I wanted to punch the guy!"

I should've punched his bloody lights out, the tosser.

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"

Who do you think you are, the bloody Queen of Sheba? or

Wow, you've really got your head lodged firmly up your own arse, haven't you?

"Do you understand?"

Is this sinking in, or what?


!

I'm sure I don't swear this much! :D

Unique
01-24-2008, 04:19 PM
the bloody Queen of Sheba


why, yes! yes, i am

thankx for noticing.

;)

Can anyone tell me where I got this one?:


'naff off'

KTC
01-24-2008, 04:21 PM
"Got a problem?"
What's your glitch, moron?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
Say again?

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
Bitch dissed me!

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
Guy almost got a kick in the crotch with my frozen mukluk!

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
Idiot. What the hell is that aboot?

"Do you understand?"
Got me?

Sophia
01-24-2008, 04:25 PM
Can anyone tell me where I got this one?:

'naff off'


It is/was very common in the south of England. It's the same as "Get lost!". :)

Unique
01-24-2008, 04:25 PM
1995205Do you understand?"
Got me




Blue and a moose.


got quidd?


It is/was very common in the south of England. It's the same as "Get lost!".
How very odd. I've never been there.
Think I might have heard it in Aus-land?
Mebbe?

Haggis
01-24-2008, 04:37 PM
Daisy Hill Puppy Farm

"Got a problem?"
Grrrr?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
Woof, woof?

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
Whine.

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
Grrrrrr. Bark, bark. Woof!

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
Bark? Woof!

"Do you understand?"
Woof?

Sophia
01-24-2008, 04:41 PM
Think I might have heard it in Aus-land?
Mebbe?

I'm sure I've heard it on Neighbours. Yes, I think it's very likely you've heard it in Australia. :)

Bmwhtly
01-24-2008, 05:34 PM
"Got a problem?"
Whad're yuh lookin' at, like?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
Eh?

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
She gan threw us a clarty look, like.

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
I wis ganny deck the guy.

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
hark at the uptown get!

"Do you understand?"
ken?


Add your own
Take Care
Gan Canny

dpaterso
01-24-2008, 06:26 PM
Wey aye, man! For a minute there ah thot "Auf Wiedersehen, Pet" wis back on the telly.

-Derek

Mr Flibble
01-24-2008, 07:08 PM
"Got a problem?"
What's up?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
Come again?


"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
'smack' ( OK that's me, not a regional dialect hehe) He gave me the evils.

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
I wanted to lump him!

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
Get your head out of your arse!

"Do you understand?"
Get it?

none of those really says how I actually talk ( there are lots of izznet instead of isn't it. I R bumpkin)

And yup, naff off is pretty common down here in zuzzex( I seem to remember Princess Anne said it to a bunch of papparazzi once)

Shadow_Ferret
01-24-2008, 07:25 PM
"Got a problem?"
This is correct.

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
This is correct.

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
This is correct.

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
This is correct.

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
This is correct.

"Do you understand?"
This is correct.

What was the point of this?

quickWit
01-24-2008, 08:20 PM
Jersey II -

"Got a problem?"
Problem F*&#face?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
You get blood on my shoes and I'll f*&$ing kill you.

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"
LOL! That's a good one! Dirty look...

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
Douchebag was begging for it.

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
You get blood on my shoes and I'll f*$&ing kill you.

"Do you understand?"
Git it you f*$%ing mutt?!

Tiger
01-24-2008, 11:29 PM
How 'bout some driving lingo?

"Hey! The light's green!"

"Could you go a little faster, please?"

"Do you know how to drive?"

"Excuse me but, why are you looking at me that way?"

"Pardon me but, I don't think you're supposed to turn there"

sunna
01-24-2008, 11:48 PM
"Hey! The light's green!"
WTF?

"Could you go a little faster, please?"
WTF??

"Do you know how to drive?"
WTF?!?!

"Excuse me but, why are you looking at me that way?"
WTF?!?

"Pardon me but, I don't think you're supposed to turn there"
WTF is wrong with you??

Tiger
01-25-2008, 12:14 AM
N. Cal

"Hey! The light's green!"
Are you waiting for a particular shade of green?

"Could you go a little faster, please?"
Excuse me! I have a meeting in SIX minutes!

"Do you know how to drive?"
Whoa, dude!

"Excuse me but, why are you looking at me that way?"
No words--just half a 'peace' sign

"Pardon me but, I don't think you're supposed to turn there"
Whoa, dude!

CA and HI are both pretty uninteresting... Any E. Coasters available?

nerds
01-25-2008, 12:22 AM
Connecticut natives -


"Hey! The light's green!"

"GO, Stupid !!"


"Could you go a little faster, please?"

"Step on it."


"Do you know how to drive?"

"You got yer license mail-order, right?"


"Excuse me but, why are you looking at me that way?"

"I don't deserve that finger you're holding up."


"Pardon me but, I don't think you're supposed to turn there"

"You're gonna put us in the Morgue, jackass."

dpaterso
01-25-2008, 12:23 AM
"Hey! The light's green!"
Any time you're ready, Speedy Gonzales.

"Could you go a little faster, please?"
Are you preserving the ozone layer?

"Do you know how to drive?"
Ever thought about getting a guide dog?

"Excuse me but, why are you looking at me that way?"
What's up with your face?

"Pardon me but, I don't think you're supposed to turn there"
Oy, Kamikaze, watch where you're going for f***'s sake.

-Derek

sunna
01-25-2008, 12:24 AM
Any E. Coasters available?

See my post above. It's Maine, but it looks like Mass when we drive. :D

Tiger
01-25-2008, 12:28 AM
See my post above. It's Maine, but it looks like Mass when we drive. :D

Well, you guys get an A+ for conciseness

Tiger
01-25-2008, 12:30 AM
"Hey! The light's green!"
Any time you're ready, Speedy Gonzales.

"Could you go a little faster, please?"
Are you preserving the ozone layer?

"Do you know how to drive?"
Ever thought about getting a guide dog?

"Excuse me but, why are you looking at me that way?"
What's up with your face?

"Pardon me but, I don't think you're supposed to turn there"
Oy, Kamikaze, watch where you're going for f***'s sake.

-Derek

Thanks for the material... I only wish I knew how to pronounce half of that...:D

sassandgroove
01-25-2008, 01:21 AM
seee my original disclaimer that i am not from Alabama.How 'bout some driving lingo?

"Hey! The light's green!"
Dude? You need an engraved invitation or what?

"Could you go a little faster, please?"
Speed it up, will ya?

"Do you know how to drive?"
You get your license from a cracker jack box?

"Excuse me but, why are you looking at me that way?"
WTF you lookin' at?

"Pardon me but, I don't think you're supposed to turn there"
Moron!

sassandgroove
01-25-2008, 01:24 AM
Don't forget:

"Um...you just ran a red light."

I guess that light wasn't red for you.

quickWit
01-25-2008, 01:30 AM
Jersey

"Hey! The light's green!"
Light's green, A$$hole.

"Could you go a little faster, please?"
While we're young, A$$hole

"Do you know how to drive?"
Get a f&$%ing clue, A$$hole!

"Excuse me but, why are you looking at me that way?"
(See 'Problem F&%$face?' above)

"Pardon me but, I don't think you're supposed to turn there"
Get off my lawn, A$$hole!

Tiger
01-25-2008, 01:33 AM
Jersey

"Hey! The light's green!"
Light's green, A$$hole.

"Could you go a little faster, please?"
While we're young, A$$hole

"Do you know how to drive?"
Get a f&$%ing clue, A$$hole!

"Excuse me but, why are you looking at me that way?"
(See 'Problem F&%$face?' above)

"Pardon me but, I don't think you're supposed to turn there"
Get off my lawn, A$$hole!

:D I wonder how many times that word gets used while driving--and whether or not it makes any difference from whence one hails...

Tiger
01-25-2008, 01:35 AM
Don't forget:

"Um...you just ran a red light."

I guess that light wasn't red for you.

"If you can't talk and drive, just do one or the other(a$$hole!)"

JoeEkaitis
01-25-2008, 01:46 AM
"Hey! The light's green!"

Are these little naps helping?

"Could you go a little faster, please?"

It's 60 MILES an hour, not kilometers.

"Do you know how to drive?"

You have a California driver's license? 'nuff said.

"Excuse me but, why are you looking at me that way?"

Eyes on the road, ya perv.

"Pardon me but, I don't think you're supposed to turn there"

What part of NO LEFT TURN don't you understand?

sassandgroove
01-25-2008, 01:57 AM
"If you can't talk and drive, just do one or the other(a$$hole!)"
My husband is always yelling, "Shut the F*** up and DRIVE dammit!" To people he sees talking on their cell. Unfortunately they can't hear him.

sunna
01-25-2008, 02:35 AM
"Um...you just ran a red light."

Maine: Yeeeeeee-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

nerds
01-25-2008, 02:46 AM
"Um...you just ran a red light."

Maine: Yeeeeeee-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


Tennessee:

YeeeeeeeeeHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!

Tiger
01-25-2008, 02:47 AM
"Um...you just ran a red light."

"(Hold please) Excuse me, did you just say something?"

sunna
01-25-2008, 02:52 AM
Tennessee:

YeeeeeeeeeHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!


Maine: Yeeeeeee-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Hick vs. hillbilly, finally explained, and so succinctly. :D

sassandgroove
01-25-2008, 03:01 AM
One time my friends grandmother ran a red light. When they told her, she said, "Oh, should I go back?"

:eyeroll:

Tiger
01-25-2008, 05:34 AM
"My, what an attractive individual!"
CA: Whoa! Like, whoa![I]

"I really am not interested in dating you."
[I]No way, dude... You're (like) heinous or something!

"This tastes awful."
Oh, gag!

"That was awesome!"
HI: Ho! Waz so sick!

nerds
01-25-2008, 05:42 AM
CT:


"My, what an attractive individual!"

"Like to jump his/her bones."



"I really am not interested in dating you."

"Let's keep it on a friendship level."



"This tastes awful."

"RALPHHH."



"That was awesome!"

"Damnation!"

Albedo
01-25-2008, 05:57 AM
"Got a problem?"

- Got a problem?

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"

- What?

"My [spouse] gave me a dirty look"

- The missus shot me a dirty look.

"I wanted to punch the guy!"

- Coulda fuckin' smashed the cunt.

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"

- You're so up yourself.

"Do you understand?"

- D'ya get it?

"YeeeeeeeeeHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!"

- Orright!

"My, what an attractive individual!"

- She's pretty fit / She's a bit of orright.

sunna
01-25-2008, 06:06 AM
"My, what an attractive individual!"
Mm mmm MMMM mm. Gimme some 'o that.

"I really am not interested in dating you."
Take your hand out of there, right now.

"This tastes awful."
[unintelligible moan]

alternate: "[unintelligible "Thanks <insert MIL's name>!" moan]

"That was awesome!"
Decent!
(ok - that's old school Mainer. Us GenNexters say "Hot damn!" or "Wicked!", and do not say "Ayuh")

joetrain
01-25-2008, 07:10 AM
central florida

"My, what an attractive individual!"
dude, you know you want to hit that.

"I really am not interested in dating you."
i gotta bail on this one, babe.

"This tastes awful."
this is sick!

"That was awesome!"
that was sick!

imagoodgurl4
01-25-2008, 07:50 AM
Boston, MA

"I wanted to punch the guy!"
I'm gonna F that guy up!

"Would you quit putting on airs? You're such a snob!"
Pull your head out of your ass.

"Do you understand?"

"The light's green why aren't you going?"
Lay on your horn the second the light goes green and if that doesn't work, flip them the bird.

Make a left turn.
Bang a U-ie

That was awesome!
Wicked pissa

Tiger
01-26-2008, 05:33 AM
"I don't believe it"

"What significance does that have?"

"Would you like me to perform an act of physical violence on you?"

"Until we meet again"

Tiger
01-26-2008, 05:35 AM
Hawaii:

"I don't believe it"
Not!

"What significance does that have?"
An den?

"Would you like me to perform an act of physical violence on you?"
Brah, you like one dirt nap?

"Until we meet again"
Laytahs

nerds
01-26-2008, 07:42 AM
CT:


"I don't believe it"

"Oh come on."


"What significance does that have?"

"And who gives a rat's ass?"


"Would you like me to perform an act of physical violence on you?"

"Yer givin' me a reason, p*****head."


"Until we meet again"

"Later."