A plan in the works:
When we (the Canadians) take over your country (The U.S.) we plan to train everyone to say "Eh" and eat Maple Syrup with every meal. We are going to teach you how to live in Igloos and convert your archaic Imperial measuring system to Metric. We plan to have maple trees growing in every yard and correct your spelling (color is spelled colour, humor is spelled humour etc.). As part of Canada we will welcome your different languages but everyone will be expected to speak French and Canadian English. There will be no more ZIP codes, only postal codes with lots of letters and numbers. And best of all, The United States Of Canada will control all the snow on the entire planet.
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated!
When we (the Canadians) take over your country (The U.S.) we plan to train everyone to say "Eh" and eat Maple Syrup with every meal. We are going to teach you how to live in Igloos and convert your archaic Imperial measuring system to Metric. We plan to have maple trees growing in every yard and correct your spelling (color is spelled colour, humor is spelled humour etc.). As part of Canada we will welcome your different languages but everyone will be expected to speak French and Canadian English. There will be no more ZIP codes, only postal codes with lots of letters and numbers. And best of all, The United States Of Canada will control all the snow on the entire planet.
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated!