Hairy Men (Moved from Story Research)

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Side note to Spooky: Please do NOT run that pic! You know the one I mean!

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It wasn't this one, was it?

AUGH! My eyes! My eyes! They burn!

Reigningcatsndogs with baby Rllgthunder.

I much prefer metrosexual guys who do the back, crack 'n' sack wax.

That said, I also get the major hots for guys who wear makeup, especially eyeliner, so...

Haggis said:

Reigningcatsndogs with baby Rllgthunder.

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Wow, I would be mad, but I never looked so good!!! Thanks, Haggis Sweetie!! You showed my good side.

(is THAT what Rllgthunder really looks like?? He's hawt -- in that simian sorta way!!)

Haggis said:

Reigningcatsndogs with baby Rllgthunder.

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Humpf -- THIS is why its 'reigningCATSnDOGS' and not 'reigningMONKEYS'

Could you imagine the mess if it rained monkeys?


Seriously, I don't mind a little manscaping but I don't want a guy who's got less hair than me.

That's like a guy who's prettier than me

Skinnier than me

girlier than me

double

Imagining the "Wizard of Oz"--and that it would be a nastier rain if monkeys flew...

I wouldn't want my tongue to get tangled on his chest or his back.

Jersey Chick said:

Could you imagine the mess if it rained monkeys?

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I always thought that would be great fun!

That'd be a lot of poo

So I have a duck tail on my back and a water fall on me front-so now I can stop worrying about all you ladies who have been flirtipating with me sans photo-whew!!!!

Hey, that's an orangutan, not a monkey! It's dangerous to diss the redheads.

Damn - I sooo didn't even realize rein vs rain. Ugh.

still it's a lot of poo

Hmmm, it IS reigningcatsndogs, isn't it -- yoo hoo, Haggis Honey, I've got something special for you....

oh, help.........

My HERO!!!!!

A bit of hair would help in the childrearing... We guys don't have hips for little wigglies to sit on, so, a nice shag to clutch wouldn't be so bad, would it?

Haggis said:

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Hey doc if you don't mind can you get at that third molar on the left-you can see the hair growing out of it-what teeth don't got hair-oh damnation and bow wow mind if I sit in your waiting room and eat some children who do not care for hair of the dog or certain poor sheepherders as they lay keeping their appointments at the proctologist!!!!

Tiger said:

A bit of hair would help in the childrearing... We guys don't have hips for little wigglies to sit on, so, a nice shag to clutch wouldn't be so bad, would it?

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This is the best reason I've heard yet.

davids said:

So I have a duck tail on my back and a water fall on me front-so now I can stop worrying about all you ladies who have been flirtipating with me sans photo-whew!!!!

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Whoa!! Lobsters have hair??? Of course they do!!!



Okay, okay, I know, but imagine it red, and more lobsteryish.....

It's okay that you got that much hair, Dave, we'll just warm up some butter wax and take care of that for ya!!!

Quick - somebody step on it!

Oh, Davids - sorry. I didn't realize it was you.