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Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-08-2008, 06:35 PM
Side note to Spooky: Please do NOT run that pic! You know the one I mean!

Haggis
01-08-2008, 06:49 PM
Side note to Spooky: Please do NOT run that pic! You know the one I mean!

It wasn't this one, was it?

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/holidays/vday2.jpg

Jersey Chick
01-08-2008, 06:53 PM
AUGH! My eyes! My eyes! They burn!

Haggis
01-08-2008, 10:57 PM
Reigningcatsndogs with baby Rllgthunder.

http://www.diplomatie.gouv.fr/en/IMG/jpg/59dossier5.jpg

Jersey Chick
01-08-2008, 11:03 PM
:ROFL:

scarletpeaches
01-08-2008, 11:33 PM
I much prefer metrosexual guys who do the back, crack 'n' sack wax.

That said, I also get the major hots for guys who wear makeup, especially eyeliner, so... :rolleyes:

reigningcatsndogs
01-08-2008, 11:48 PM
Reigningcatsndogs with baby Rllgthunder.

http://www.diplomatie.gouv.fr/en/IMG/jpg/59dossier5.jpg


Wow, I would be mad, but I never looked so good!!! Thanks, Haggis Sweetie!! You showed my good side.

(is THAT what Rllgthunder really looks like?? He's hawt -- in that simian sorta way!!)

reigningcatsndogs
01-08-2008, 11:58 PM
Reigningcatsndogs with baby Rllgthunder.

http://www.diplomatie.gouv.fr/en/IMG/jpg/59dossier5.jpg


Humpf -- THIS is why its 'reigningCATSnDOGS' and not 'reigningMONKEYS'

Jersey Chick
01-09-2008, 12:01 AM
Could you imagine the mess if it rained monkeys?


Seriously, I don't mind a little manscaping but I don't want a guy who's got less hair than me. :eek:

That's like a guy who's prettier than me

Skinnier than me

girlier than me

double :eek:

Tiger
01-09-2008, 12:03 AM
Imagining the "Wizard of Oz"--and that it would be a nastier rain if monkeys flew...

JLCwrites
01-09-2008, 12:04 AM
I wouldn't want my tongue to get tangled on his chest or his back.

C.bronco
01-09-2008, 12:07 AM
Could you imagine the mess if it rained monkeys?

I always thought that would be great fun!

Jersey Chick
01-09-2008, 12:08 AM
That'd be a lot of poo

davids
01-09-2008, 12:11 AM
So I have a duck tail on my back and a water fall on me front-so now I can stop worrying about all you ladies who have been flirtipating with me sans photo-whew!!!!

Tiger
01-09-2008, 12:11 AM
Hey, that's an orangutan, not a monkey! It's dangerous to diss the redheads.

Jersey Chick
01-09-2008, 12:14 AM
Damn - I sooo didn't even realize rein vs rain. Ugh.

still it's a lot of poo :D

reigningcatsndogs
01-09-2008, 12:18 AM
Hmmm, it IS reigningcatsndogs, isn't it -- yoo hoo, Haggis Honey, I've got something special for you....


http://www.smalldogclothing.com/images/CMD1.jpg

Haggis
01-09-2008, 12:22 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/25/43145280_27e8c84838.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
01-09-2008, 12:29 AM
:Jaw: oh, help.........:e2faint:

reigningcatsndogs
01-09-2008, 12:30 AM
My HERO!!!!!


http://www.nolanpeople.com/mediumpics/DogCatcher.jpg

Tiger
01-09-2008, 12:33 AM
A bit of hair would help in the childrearing... We guys don't have hips for little wigglies to sit on, so, a nice shag to clutch wouldn't be so bad, would it?

davids
01-09-2008, 01:01 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/25/43145280_27e8c84838.jpg


Hey doc if you don't mind can you get at that third molar on the left-you can see the hair growing out of it-what teeth don't got hair-oh damnation and bow wow mind if I sit in your waiting room and eat some children who do not care for hair of the dog or certain poor sheepherders as they lay keeping their appointments at the proctologist!!!!

Jersey Chick
01-09-2008, 01:23 AM
A bit of hair would help in the childrearing... We guys don't have hips for little wigglies to sit on, so, a nice shag to clutch wouldn't be so bad, would it?

This is the best reason I've heard yet. :ROFL:

reigningcatsndogs
01-09-2008, 03:15 AM
So I have a duck tail on my back and a water fall on me front-so now I can stop worrying about all you ladies who have been flirtipating with me sans photo-whew!!!!

Whoa!! Lobsters have hair???:Wha: Of course they do!!!

http://www.newscientist.com/blog/shortsharpscience/uploaded_images/hairy-lobster-smaller-795227.jpg

Okay, okay, I know, but imagine it red, and more lobsteryish.....

It's okay that you got that much hair, Dave, we'll just warm up some butter wax and take care of that for ya!!!

Jersey Chick
01-09-2008, 03:35 AM
Quick - somebody step on it!

Oh, Davids - sorry. I didn't realize it was you. :D

Tiger
01-09-2008, 03:40 AM
"Dey poot creetures on our bodies!"

reigningcatsndogs
01-09-2008, 03:47 AM
Quick - somebody step on it!

Oh, Davids - sorry. I didn't realize it was you. :D


That's him in the winter, without his tan:tongue

Jersey Chick
01-09-2008, 03:49 AM
Wow - get that lobster into a tanning booth.

or a pot of boiling water ;)


(just kidding about the water, dave. you're my very favoritest lobster in the whole wide world.)

Mike Martyn
01-09-2008, 04:18 AM
Now that I'm approaching 60, I have more hair in my ears than on my chest. Don't even ask about nose hair.

davids
01-09-2008, 04:18 AM
Well you are all being so kind to me other than the Hagster who has declined to commenitipate on my post I think I may have to have a back shave-love Dave

reigningcatsndogs
01-09-2008, 04:21 AM
Well you are all being so kind to me other than the Hagster who has declined to commenitipate on my post I think I may have to have a back shave-love Dave

Yoo Hoo, Mister Wobster!!!! You're next.

http://www.toonsart.com/aspx/dbImage.aspx?blobId=499

Jersey Chick
01-09-2008, 04:30 AM
:ROFL:

Stop! It's killing me! :ROFL:

Haggis
01-09-2008, 06:47 AM
Well you are all being so kind to me other than the Hagster who has declined to commenitipate on my post I think I may have to have a back shave-love Dave

Cutipate me some slackniciousness, Dave. I've been incarcipated!. Even as we speak, I'm in hiding from the dog catcherator.

rhymegirl
01-09-2008, 07:49 AM
God, I cracked up reading this thread.

What was the question again?

Oh yeah. Hairy backs, not so much. A hairy chest I like. Nice to run the fingers through and rest your head against.

mum23
01-09-2008, 12:47 PM
A bit of hair would help in the childrearing... We guys don't have hips for little wigglies to sit on, so, a nice shag to clutch wouldn't be so bad, would it?

Have you ever had your chest hair pulled then Tiger? My husband says it's rather painful!

mum23
01-09-2008, 12:48 PM
Now that I'm approaching 60, I have more hair in my ears than on my chest. Don't even ask about nose hair.

I feel sick lol. I don't wanna get old. The thought of having to shave my upper lip and goatie beard. (Pleasssseeeeee don't let me take after my mum.)

Tiger
01-09-2008, 10:34 PM
Have you ever had your chest hair pulled then Tiger? My husband says it's rather painful!

Alas, I be a hairless tiger. I guess hubby just grows the stuff for decoration? :D

reigningcatsndogs
01-09-2008, 10:51 PM
Cutipate me some slackniciousness, Dave. I've been incarcipated!. Even as we speak, I'm in hiding from the dog catcherator.

Here, Haggis -- found the perfect hiding place for you. Hurry, hurry!!

http://www.garymaria.com/images/photos/article-pablo.jpg

The garbage dog cookie truck will be by in just a few minutes.

davids
01-09-2008, 11:56 PM
Here, Haggis -- found the perfect hiding place for you. Hurry, hurry!!

http://www.garymaria.com/images/photos/article-pablo.jpg

The garbage dog cookie truck will be by in just a few minutes.

Hell that aint the Hagster that is my uncle Sid who is from the maternal side of the oceyean! If you are indeed incarceripated Hagman then bubba the three legged cock-er spaniola has been lookin fer ya----HIC!

reigningcatsndogs
01-10-2008, 12:10 AM
Oh No!!! That wasn't Haggis!!!! He wasn't cut out to be a junk yard dog anyways, I guess.

I think I found the real Haggis, cause it would explain a lot!!!

http://www.modernpooch.com/archives/Dogdrunkandpassedout.jpg

Seriously -- he's incognito, wearing a bassett costume!!!

Haggis
01-10-2008, 12:14 AM
Here, Haggis -- found the perfect hiding place for you. Hurry, hurry!!

http://www.garymaria.com/images/photos/article-pablo.jpg

The garbage dog cookie truck will be by in just a few minutes.

Uh huh. :rolleyes:

My momma done warned me about you tricky Canadians. Ain't no way I'm getting in that...that...whatever it is. No way. No how.

Um...you didn't put a Milk Bone in there, did you?

reigningcatsndogs
01-10-2008, 12:14 AM
Haggis now:

http://www.dog-breeds-explained.info/images/chihuahua.jpg


Haggis when he gets out of jail:




http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1729/samugliestdogluluki3.jpg

Haggis
01-10-2008, 12:16 AM
Hell that aint the Hagster that is my uncle Sid who is from the maternal side of the oceyean! If you are indeed incarceripated Hagman then bubba the three legged cock-er spaniola has been lookin fer ya----HIC!

I escapamated, Dave, but I think I'm safe now.

Got a few of my friends layin' down the protection.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/108500.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
01-10-2008, 12:20 AM
Here, cutsie littly puppy wuppy. How about a nice fresh Herman porterhouse???

http://www.thefreshlobstercompany.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/steakporter_l.jpg

Jersey Chick
01-10-2008, 12:42 AM
Oh... poor Herman. Poor poor Herman...

Haggis
01-10-2008, 12:47 AM
Here, cutsie littly puppy wuppy. How about a nice fresh Herman porterhouse???

http://www.thefreshlobstercompany.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/steakporter_l.jpg

I'll be sending one of my staff along to pick it up.

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar11082_8.gif

GeorgeK
01-10-2008, 02:29 AM
The main advantages to hirstutism are that you can feel the ticks crawling up your back and pick them off before they parasitize you. It's an evolutionary advantage. It also helps to reduce the risk of sunburn. Also if you have enough hair, then the T-shirt never actually touches your skin and the air can blow through reducing the risk of heat stroke.

The main disadvantage is when you try to bottlefeed your children they are prone to grab at chest hairs. You will only forget to put on a T-shirt once at night. I guess they are programmed to grab at chests regardless.

I've never asked my wife to shave, and she's never asked me to shave. I've never been one to bow to societal expectations.

mum23
01-10-2008, 01:23 PM
Oh No!!! That wasn't Haggis!!!! He wasn't cut out to be a junk yard dog anyways, I guess.

I think I found the real Haggis, cause it would explain a lot!!!

http://www.modernpooch.com/archives/Dogdrunkandpassedout.jpg

Seriously -- he's incognito, wearing a bassett costume!!!

:roll:

Tiger
01-11-2008, 01:50 AM
You're Asian and you have big muscles? Um...what'ryoudoinglater? :)

...Trying to lose the layer of fat that's grown over them

Tiger
01-11-2008, 02:34 AM
Of course, my ideal is having a full head of hair,

The only possible reason to consider attending a class reunion. "Hey, Biff! How's it going (scratch, scratch). Remember the way you used to (head toss) push around us smaller kids? Say, (look down) is that a spot on my tie?"

Stressed
01-19-2008, 05:22 AM
It wasn't this one, was it?

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/holidays/vday2.jpg

OMG, heís even hairier than Alec Baldwin. And thatís saying something. Thatís justÖ wrong.