Strange Questions and Thoughts

TrainofThought · Jan 17, 2008

I’m overwhelmed at work with projects I need to complete NOW. Everything is now. I can’t help thinking about other things, the cold weekend ahead, taking down Christmas decorations and a bunch of other strange questions and thoughts that I don’t think I can find the answers but here. Does anyone have answers to the below?

1) Why is it necessary to brush your teeth when you go for teeth cleaning?
2) Is it acceptable for women to do booty calls, or will they automatically be considered easy? I mean they call and he comes over.
3) Wouldn’t it be nice to have one day where you can REALLY tell people at work how you feel without repercussions?
4) Shouldn’t the U.S. implement (2) 6 month sabbaticals for employees who are with a company 10 plus years?
5) If bushes were sponges, do you think it would prevent floods?

Do you have strange questions and thoughts rolling around in your head? Of course you do, you’re writers.

Hobbes · Jan 17, 2008

Why do they charge you more money if your check bounces? Obviously, you don't have enough as it is!

Joycecwilliams · Jan 17, 2008

Why do people pay money to go to the gym, but want the closest parking place to wherever they are going?

Why do people worry so much about airline security, when they have found time and time again illegall aliens working on the flight line?

Why do you have more paper work to fill out when you adopt a dog, then when you take in a foster child?

TrainofThought · Jan 17, 2008

Hobbes said:
Why do they charge you more money if your check bounces? Obviously, you don't have enough as it is!

They charge you because they have to use the interest on monies they already have, so they give you additional charges to build more interest on the intetest they lost.

Joycecwilliams said:
Why do people pay money to go to the gym, but want the closest parking place to wherever they are going?

Because time is money… for the gym. :Sun:

quickWit · Jan 17, 2008

TrainofThought said:
5) If bushes were sponges, do you think it would prevent floods?

My God, ToT, that's BRILLIANT! Get me the Society for the 'Spongification of Plants and Stuff' on the horn! I think we may finally have a purpose!

robeiae · Jan 17, 2008

TrainofThought said:
1) Why is it necessary to brush your teeth when you go for teeth cleaning?

For the same reason you need to tidy up before your cleaning person comes--image.

2) Is it acceptable for women to do booty calls, or will they automatically be considered easy? I mean they call and he comes over.

Yes. Guys aren't very bright, so they're easily manipulated

3) Wouldn’t it be nice to have one day where you can REALLY tell people at work how you feel without repercussions?

There is such a day: your last one on the job.

4) Shouldn’t the U.S. implement (2) 6 month sabbaticals for employees who are with a company 10 plus years?

No. We should work 'til we die. It's the American ****ing way.

5) If bushes were sponges, do you think it would prevent floods?

No, it would just prevent grass.

Do you have strange questions and thoughts rolling around in your head? Of course you do, you’re writers.

Why is north the compass point with the biggest letter?

nerds · Jan 17, 2008

ToT, it strikes me that you might need a good lunch -

Susie · Jan 17, 2008

lol. Great thread and questions, T. I have some questions too. I'll reply to yours via pm.

l. If a woman has a 'his'terectomy, does a man have a womanterctomy?

2. If a man studies 'his'tory, does a woman study 'her'story?

3. If a man goes to the 'him'alayas, does a woman go to the 'her'alayas?

4. If a man studies 'he'motology, does a woman study, 'she'motology?

Just wondered.

Yum, great meal, Nerds!

TrainofThought · Jan 17, 2008

quickWit said:
My God, ToT, that's BRILLIANT! Get me the Society for the 'Spongification of Plants and Stuff' on the horn! I think we may finally have a purpose!

It was a thought. I didn't say it was a bright one. Strange things go through my mind.

robeiae said:
For the same reason you need to tidy up before your cleaning person comes--image.[/font]

Yeah, I don't get that either.

robeiae said:
Yes. Guys aren't very bright, so they're easily manipulated

Thanks. Now I can go ahead with a funfilled weekend.

robeiae said:
There is such a day: your last one on the job.

I was hoping for a let loose day, which doesn't entail the end.

robeiae said:
No. We should work 'til we die. It's the American ****ing way.

That's what I was afraid of.

nerdsRus said:
ToT, it strikes me that you might need a good lunch -

Thanks, NerdsRUs. You're always looking out for everyone. :Hug2:

You get a rep for this one.

robeiae · Jan 17, 2008

Susie said:
2. If a man studies 'his'tory, does a woman study 'her'story?

No. A woman studies 'Cosmo.'

quickWit · Jan 17, 2008

Susie said:
2. If a man studies 'his'tory, does a woman study 'her'story?

I just have to say this...to a woman, everything is her story.

Carry on.

wyntermoon · Jan 17, 2008

Do bees poop? I mean really. You've seen fly "spots" on glass and such but have you ever seen bee poo?

robeiae · Jan 17, 2008

wyntermoon said:
Do bees poop? I mean really. You've seen fly "spots" on glass and such but have you ever seen bee poo?

Yes. It's called "honey."

Stew21 · Jan 17, 2008

i thought honey was bee vomit...

NeuroFizz · Jan 17, 2008

If a woman man-ipulates a certain part of a man, who gives a shit what she calls it when he returns the favor?

wyntermoon · Jan 17, 2008

Nah, honey is baby bee food - not poo.

wyntermoon · Jan 17, 2008

NeuroFizz said:
If a woman man-ipulates a certain part of a man, who gives a shit what she calls it when he returns the favor?

We call it "about frickin' time, now get to work!"

Susie · Jan 17, 2008

robeiae said:
No. A woman studies 'Cosmo.'

Rob and smart fellow, Quicky!

TrainofThought · Jan 17, 2008

wyntermoon said:
Do bees poop? I mean really. You've seen fly "spots" on glass and such but have you ever seen bee poo?

Bee poop is the white stuff you find on your pet's head and ears.

NeuroFizz said:
If a woman man-ipulates a certain part of a man, who gives a shit what she calls it when he returns the favor?

Is that a trick question? Manipulates a body part, or manipulates his mind?

NeuroFizz · Jan 17, 2008

Another no-brainer...

maestrowork · Jan 17, 2008

Why are men pigs and women sows... but they don't really mean the same thing?

When you say "it's in the can" does it mean it's shitty?

Why are there so many songs about rainbow? What's on the other side?

jst5150 · Jan 17, 2008

TrainofThought said:
1) Why is it necessary to brush your teeth when you go for teeth cleaning?

Dental hygenists love the irony.

TrainofThought said:
2) Is it acceptable for women to do booty calls, or will they automatically be considered easy? I mean they call and he comes over.

Depends on the pirate (you'll need to go a LONG way for that punch line).

TrainofThought said:
3) Wouldn’t it be nice to have one day where you can REALLY tell people at work how you feel without repercussions?

What about the repercussions of a booty call?

TrainofThought said:
4) Shouldn’t the U.S. implement (2) 6 month sabbaticals for employees who are with a company 10 plus years?

There'd be a lot of human resource managers with "9 years and 11 months" calendars on their desks.

TrainofThought said:
5) If bushes were sponges, do you think it would prevent floods?

No, but I certainly think they would have learned a lot more at Yale.

NeuroFizz · Jan 17, 2008

wyntermoon said:
We call it "about frickin' time, now get to work!"

See...this may be the problem. It should be play, not work; fun, not labor.

TrainofThought · Jan 17, 2008

jst5150 said:
Depends on the pirate (you'll need to go a LONG way for that punch line).

What about the repercussions of a booty call?

I have no idea what you're talking about regarding pirate.

Rule 1: No answering questions with a question.

There are no repercussions regarding booty calls. See robeiae's response.

Kerr · Jan 17, 2008

Susie said:
3. If a man goes to the 'him'alayas, does a woman go to the 'her'alayas?

No, the reverse. Been to the 'him'alayas, as he has been to her's. It used to be a stimulating excursion, but now it's just gotten old.

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